SFX: fade out
And now...
(Optimistic health projections aside. Until further notice or sudden recovery...)
... here is the starting lineup for your New York Knicks in the first round of the playoffs....
At Guard, via and the Argentinian Olympic Team, he shoots less than another number 9... (Rick Brunson) number 9 Pab-looo Pree-gee-oni
At the other Guard, from the University of North Carolina where he won the whole enchilada, scrappy number 2..Ray-mond Felton
At third guard, from Georgia Tech, rocking the high top fade with the former adidas logo triangular empty space, number 21... I Man Shum-pert
The other Forward, from Brooklyn via West Baltimore via Syracuse, the man with the scalding hot hand, number 7... Car-melo Ann-tho-knee
And at Center, from the University of Colorado and a bunch of places you never heard of, number 14... Chris Cope-land