What Really Happens
[just for the non-believer, chicken liver hearted mrKnickShot]
(somewhere in New York)
Pablo Prigioni: They wanna run with me, right? It will be me - Tyson Chandler - and Carmelo.
Let's set the rotation. Get our best fans to MSG to find out where the game is gonna be held. Now, we insist
it's a public place - a playground, a gym - some place where there's plenty of people so I feel safe.
They're gonna question me when I start the season, right, so I can't have Amar'e to start the season.
But if Woody can figure a way - to have a weapon like JR Smith planted there for me - then I'll drop 5 dimes to
'em both.
[Rasheed, Carmelo and Kurt Thomas laugh. Woody shrugs]
Carmelo: Hey, whataya gonna do, nice Argentinian rook, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Knicks
business, huh? Now you wanna gun down Dwyane Wade and Deron Williams, why, because they slapped us in
the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Euro League, where you shoot jumpers from a mile
away? You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing! you blow by them in the paint and get dirt all over your
crisp new uniform. Come're...
Pablo (as Carmelo kisses his head)
Carmelo...
CARMELO
You're taking this very personal. Woody, this is business and this 35 year old rookie is taking it very very
personal.
PABLO: Where does it say that I can't play?
Herb Williams: Come on, Pablo...
PABLO: Coach, wait a minute. I'm talking about a Nets team - that's mixed up in the rap game. I'm talking about ah
- ah - a dishonest franchise - a crooked franchise who got mixed up in Newark and got what was
coming to them. Joe Johnson. That's a terrific story. And we have newspaper people on the payroll, don't
we, Woody?
[Woodson nods in the affirmative]
And the fans might like a story like mine.
WOODSON: They might, they just might...
Pablo: (to Carmelo) It's not personal, Melo. It's strictly business.
CUT TO: Jason Kidd's Cellar. Kidd is showing Pablo the game ball he's to use on opening night
JASON KIDD: This basketball as cold as they come - impossible to trace, so you don't worry about prints, Pablo. I put a
special tape on the label, and the skin. Here, try it...
(then, after Pablo dribbles it but doesn't shoot it)
What's the matter, your release too tight?
PABLO (after shooting a three)
Maron, the crowd noise...
JASON KIDD (laughs)
Yeah, The Garden is - that way they scares any pain-in-the-ass fake fans away.
(then)
All right, you took two jumpers - now what do you do?
PABLO:
Sit down during timeouts, finish the game, pace myself ...
KIDD: Come on, rookie, don't fool around. Just keep your head up, and pass the ball whenever you see an open man. Everybody'll still think you got it.
They're gonna be staring at your face, Pablo - so stay outta the lane - but you don't run. You don't wanna be called for three seconds. Don't look nobody
directly in the eye - but you don't look away, either. Hey, they're gonna be scared stiff of you, believe me, so don't worry
about nothin'. You know, you're going to turn out all right. It's a long season -
nobody knows where - and Camby, Tyson and Kurt gonna catch the ball. Shump will be back in January. You're gunna love him too.
PABLO: How bad do you think it's gonna be?
JASON KIDD: Pretty goddamn bad. The entire NBA will line up against us. That's alright -
this thing's gotta happen every five years or so - ten years - helps to get rid of the bad
teams. Been thirteen years since the last championship run. You know you got to stop the imitators at the beginning,
like they should have stopped Lavor Postell at St Johns, They should never've let him get away with
saying he could play. They were just asking for big trouble. You know, Pablo, we was all proud of you -
being an Olympic medalist hero and all. Your head coach, Jorge Canavesi, too.
[Jason Kidd hands Prigioni the basketball after adjusting it. Prigioni points and fires a perfect no-look, alley oop pass]
The beginning.