Yes of course, Melo is merely a figment of fan imagination. Must be the altitude out there. Or maybe it's just another Mormon conspiracy to keep attention away from the Jazz.
The Lugnuts only make the playoffs because of the superlative talents of people like Nene, Camby and maybe even the Birdman. Or possibly it's the scowling persona of JR Whiff. No wait, it's Chauncy! Chauncy is the key to the Nuggets resurgence, but wait, the NugNets were making the playoffs before they got Chauncy, right...??? Hmmmm, maybe it's George Carl! That's it, it's George Carl, he's what the Knicks need! Let's see, we've already had most of the rest of their roster, so that can't be what makes the Nuggets win...hmmmmmm...
No, it was AI!!!! That was the turning point! We need to get AI out of Turkey, or China, or Israel, or dayum!, where the heck is he now! I bet we won't even need to sign him to a max contract, either.
Get somebody to plug AI into that stupid algorithum... bet he adds 20-30 wins easy....