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loweyecue
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10/5/2010  8:44 PM
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kam77
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10/5/2010  9:15 PM
Couple things:

1. Props to Amare for being able to hold the basketball in his hand and jumping sideways into the air while simultaneously either holding his junk or tucking it back. Looks like the first take too.

2. Ever do a jumping jack? Does your penis hang straight down? Lol... he probably has it tucked and strapped to his leg and the hand is there because you can't show pubes on ESPN covers.

lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
Solace
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10/5/2010  9:17 PM
Only a trip to the Alba thread could fix Amare's "problem".
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Olbrannon
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10/5/2010  9:29 PM
Moz declined for obvious reasons
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EnySpree
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10/5/2010  10:21 PM
Someone post Diana Taurasi's pic
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nixluva
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10/5/2010  11:03 PM
My take is that the pic was edited, cuz there's no human way for his sack to also be missing. You can't do that without tucking and I just don't see him doing that. That's not a comfortable thing to do jumping into a pool. Something is fishy with that pic. Also the Black size thing, it's no myth... just sayin.
Vmart
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10/5/2010  11:07 PM
technomaster
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10/6/2010  12:08 AM
I don't really have much to say, but this thread made me laugh out loud. HAHAHAHAHA.
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Nalod
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10/6/2010  12:25 AM
Bonn1997 wrote:Does he even have a penis?

This at least got back on Knick threads!

Evil, Man there were some fun times back in the day but my man Bonnie is all Growd up now and its all been done.

Bonnie does have a point!

Quite amusing most of the comments about Amare's stuff.

For me, the dude could be nothing but sporting a chubbie stump so long as he plays up to his contract.

EnySpree
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10/6/2010  12:53 AM
Enyspree saves the thread!!!

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Childs2Dudley
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10/6/2010  1:16 AM
That has to be the most photoshopped picture of all-time since Taurasi looks absolutely nothing like that in real life without makeup and computer generated junk.
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jimimou
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10/6/2010  8:41 AM
this thread is a travesty
DurzoBlint
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10/6/2010  11:40 AM
you had to post that fuking pic....Thread title seriously needs to be edited cause that was a lot more of Amare than I am interested in seeing
the fact that you can't even have an unrelated thread without some tool here bringing him up make me think that rational minds are few and far between. Bunch of emotionally weak, angst riddled people. I mean, how many times can you argue the same shyt
BlueSeats
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10/6/2010  12:00 PM
His knees look good; that's all I'm concerned about.
SupremeCommander
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10/6/2010  12:28 PM
BlueSeats wrote:His knees look good; that's all I'm concerned about.

they were photoshopped

DLeethal wrote: Lol Rick needs a safe space
ItalianStallion
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10/6/2010  12:58 PM
BlueSeats wrote:His knees look good; that's all I'm concerned about.

LMAO

AnubisADL
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10/6/2010  1:04 PM
DurzoBlint wrote:you had to post that fuking pic....Thread title seriously needs to be edited cause that was a lot more of Amare than I am interested in seeing

What does nude mean? You know what you were getting when you clicked the link man.

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K22
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10/6/2010  3:14 PM
Amare's gonna pay for this one. Remember Kobe's creepy-looking photo shoot not too long ago?
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kam77
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10/6/2010  3:28 PM
AnubisADL wrote:
DurzoBlint wrote:you had to post that fuking pic....Thread title seriously needs to be edited cause that was a lot more of Amare than I am interested in seeing

What does nude mean? You know what you were getting when you clicked the link man.

lol. the thread title is pretty accurate.

lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
kam77
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10/6/2010  3:30 PM
K22 wrote:Amare's gonna pay for this one. Remember Kobe's creepy-looking photo shoot not too long ago?

What happened to Kobe from that? Jokes from NBA broadcasters for a week. Now its forgotten.

lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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