From The Desk Of The Mayor's Campaign Manager
Wilson Chandler thanks many of you for your generous support. Despite the manufactured rumors of The Mayor's departure, let me assure those concerned that Mr Chandler is working diligently to prepare for he upcoming season of excitement in Madison Square Garden. With that sense of place foremost in his mind, The Mayor is also aware of the disparity between his field goal percentages at home (49.5 per cent overall) and on the road (46 percent). More important, his three point percentages at home (31) and on the road (22) are both receiving extra attention as he rounds into shape.
Bottom line, The Mayor at the tender age of 23 understands he has room to grow. I invite any and all wet fantasy GM's, salivating over including Mr Chandler in your next palm pilot exercise, simply consider a 6'8 gazelle, with a strong work ethic, who averages 15 and 5, and who shoots a solid 48 per cent from the floor... developing his game as a Portland Trailblazer or Oklahoma City Thunder.
To our legions of loyal supporters, I simply say... Thank you for your vote.
Sincerely,
- The Answer Man