YO BECAUSE THE NEWS is in the hands of the people now! it's a people's revolution!!
newspapers get your hands dirty, they're boring, they're not in color usually.
you know why newspapers are still around?? for old people and for drunks on the street. these people don't know how to surf the web, man, and so they rely on print. and also, it's so bad for mother earth green, right? like throwing all the paper out? oh mannn....
but i miss the old days, i do, you kn ow, but you gotta keep moving. you know what they gotta do to make it worth 35$?? They gotta maybe provide like, something exclusive, but there's nothing they acan do this with.
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.