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jimimou
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12/24/2009  10:05 AM
what kind of bees like milk?


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TMS
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12/24/2009  3:35 PM
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
orangeblobman
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Nauru
1/19/2010  5:32 AM    LAST EDITED: 1/19/2010  5:33 AM
Mujo and Haso went to soccer game. They made an agreement - when any team achieve one goal they will take one dram of beer. Soccer game ended with score 0:0. Then Mujo said to Haso:

- "Haso, let's go to the basketball game!"

WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
firefly
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1/19/2010  7:13 AM
Little Patrick asked for a bike for his birthday.
His dad said "we'd get you one but the mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job."
Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed.
His dad asked "Where u going?" Patrick replied "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard her tell you to wait because she was cummin too, and i'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage & no f**king bike!"
Some men see things as they are and ask why. I dream things that never were and ask why not?
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