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orangeblobman
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12/13/2009  2:35 PM
cooch2584 wrote:ok so how much did the dress cost?? any ideas??

that's a good point. why would anyone spend a ton of money on clothes?

WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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bitty41
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12/13/2009  8:56 PM
cooch2584 wrote:ok so how much did the dress cost?? any ideas??

I don't know how much that dress cost but there are dresses that could run you in the 10s of thousands.
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12/14/2009  8:35 AM
If that dress cost 10k she better be ready for a yr of doggie butt slapping,jungle love,monkey crazy screaming,moaning, scratching, and 4 times a day sex.LOL
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12/14/2009  8:36 AM
give it to her cooch
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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12/14/2009  10:00 AM
OBM are you asking me if Id do her?? In a NY minute
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12/15/2009  5:04 PM
Cosmic wrote:That is a disgusting MTV show. "real world" my ass. It supposedly depicts a seashore town near me. In usual MTV style 100% of the people who live in a town they are invading apparently are all the same: Dumbass meatheads and airhead chicks that would go down on anything including farm animals.

Give me a break. It couldn't be farthest from the truth.

they're not depicting the people that live on the Jersey Shore, they're depicting the meathead & guidette crowd that typically travels down to the Jersey Shore to hang out & party... all the people in the cast are from different surrounding areas, including my hometown Staten Island, & trust me bro, there are plenty of people like them from where i'm from & just about all of them typically go down to hang out at Seaside Heights & Belmar.

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12/15/2009  5:07 PM    LAST EDITED: 12/15/2009  5:07 PM
joec32033 wrote:Ok.....seriously, that would be coming out of her ***, if you know what I mean.

cooch2584 wrote:If that dress cost 10k she better be ready for a yr of doggie butt slapping,jungle love,monkey crazy screaming,moaning, scratching, and 4 times a day sex.LOL

wow, some of you guys are so depraved... u need to learn how to be more discrete in the choice of your words, like me. *cough*

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12/15/2009  5:42 PM
cooch2584 wrote:If that dress cost 10k she better be ready for a yr of doggie butt slapping,jungle love,monkey crazy screaming,moaning, scratching, and 4 times a day sex.LOL

Hot sweaty vigorous sex is a punishment? Now if you said a year bukkake that would be a punishment

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12/15/2009  5:53 PM
bitty41 wrote:
cooch2584 wrote:If that dress cost 10k she better be ready for a yr of doggie butt slapping,jungle love,monkey crazy screaming,moaning, scratching, and 4 times a day sex.LOL

Hot sweaty vigorous sex is a punishment? Now if you said a year bukkake that would be a punishment

If I have money like that, the deal would be: I give the girl the dress, she gives me 2 hours of oral a night and my alarm clock in the morning has to be her waking me up by giving me oral. And more.. To many women, that's not punishment either though...

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
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12/15/2009  5:55 PM
AND she has to find another girl every week for a year, to threesome with.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
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12/15/2009  5:59 PM
Allanfan20 wrote:
bitty41 wrote:
cooch2584 wrote:If that dress cost 10k she better be ready for a yr of doggie butt slapping,jungle love,monkey crazy screaming,moaning, scratching, and 4 times a day sex.LOL

Hot sweaty vigorous sex is a punishment? Now if you said a year bukkake that would be a punishment

If I have money like that, the deal would be: I give the girl the dress, she gives me 2 hours of oral a night and my alarm clock in the morning has to be her waking me up by giving me oral. And more.. To many women, that's not punishment either though...

Show me the man that can last 2 hours of oral

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12/15/2009  6:00 PM
Allanfan20 wrote:AND she has to find another girl every week for a year, to threesome with.

Be careful for what you wish for I know a guy who lost his girlfriend after having a threesome. It turned into a twosome without him included.
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12/15/2009  7:39 PM
I just saw them in another commercial. She is way more annoying in the new commercial than she was in the first one.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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12/15/2009  7:39 PM
LOL I am not arguing that point. A threesome is actually not a fantasy of mine, but it would be good to do one time.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
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12/15/2009  7:41 PM
bitty41 wrote:
Allanfan20 wrote:
bitty41 wrote:
cooch2584 wrote:If that dress cost 10k she better be ready for a yr of doggie butt slapping,jungle love,monkey crazy screaming,moaning, scratching, and 4 times a day sex.LOL

Hot sweaty vigorous sex is a punishment? Now if you said a year bukkake that would be a punishment

If I have money like that, the deal would be: I give the girl the dress, she gives me 2 hours of oral a night and my alarm clock in the morning has to be her waking me up by giving me oral. And more.. To many women, that's not punishment either though...

Show me the man that can last 2 hours of oral

Show me the woman who can give 2 hours of oral

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12/17/2009  7:19 AM
eViL wrote:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/punch_drunk_ziEHytpxU0MlrDapoKGsTI

haha, the guy doesn't remember it happening he says. he's in Da RuBbEr RoOm.

I THOUGHT THAT .gif WAS FAKE!! what whaaaaaaaaaat?!

WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
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