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Official Hang Your Ass Thread 2009 - New York Knicks 2010 NBA Season - Sissy Predictions Will Be Ridiculed!!


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oohah
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'Sup Fellas, long time, no argue!

Okay, by now you know the deal...it's time to Hang Your Ass!

Make a bold prediction about the upcoming Knicks and NBA season! Say what you believe! It doesn't have to be a positive prediction, as will be in evidenced with my predictions, but it does have to be audacious and decisive, no waffling goddamn-wishy-washy sissy predictions!

Since this year is all about next year, I have included a bonus poll: Do we get LeBron or do we not get LeBron? Was it worth it? And feel free to predict about other teams and the NBA in general since there isn't much to talk about when it comes to our own boys.

And if any of us do make a sissy prediction, well don't be surprised when it gets quickly and obnoxiously classified as such!

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Now lemme get this party started:

1)Toney Douglas will be the best rookie on the Knicks - including Galinari, but he will get totally hosed for playing time because they will be trying to pump Galinari's stats! (Until prediction #6 comes true.)

2) The Knicks get to 50!

3) We all watch as many Net games as we do Knicks.

4) Terence Williams shows breakout talent makes us wish we drafted him instead of Jordan hill.

5) David Lee will rack up double doubles but will not improve the other areas of his game (again), gets worked over by every forward in the league (Again), and let's guards shoot layups in his face (Again) and it will make us like him less and less.

6) Duhon will be traded by the deadline. When he leaves Toney Douglas takes over, steps right in and makes some serious noise.

7) The Nets threaten to make the playoffs.

8) Eddy Curry plays maybe half the season. We're not sure who pisses us off more, Darko or Curry.

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Okay that's what I got for right now, but I'll be back! Maybe some of those were sissy predictions, I don't know.

Again, the bonus question is: Do the Knicks Land LeBron? My vote will be NO!

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Now, it's time for you to Hang Your Ass Out there!




oohah

Yes, it was Worth it to Suck Terribly, We Get LeBron.
No, it was Not Worth it to Suck Terribly, We Don't Get LeBron
Yes, it was Worth it to Suck Terribly, But We Still Don't Get LeBron.
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arkrud
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10/27/2009  11:17 PM
GKFv2 wrote:1. Danilo Gallinari will play 30+ mpg and play very well in those minutes.
2. Wilson Chandler will take more inside shots than outside shots.
3. David Lee will play defense and also manage to average a block per game.
4. Chris Duhon will play at near all-star level.
5. Nate Robinson will play under control and stop acting like a clown.
6. Darko will average a double double - on blocks and rebounds.
7. Marcus Landry will get more playing time than Larry Hughes.
8. Toney Douglas will be 6th man of the year.
9. Eddy Curry will play 75 games this season.
10. The Knicks will have 2 representatives at the all-star game.
11. Al Harrington will average 25, 8 and 4.
12. Jordan Hill will outplay Blake Griffin in his rookie season.
13. Jared Jeffries will be traded at the trade deadline...for Jerome James.

Agree on all but more so on the last one. It is a bit more probable, but just a bit...

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Hamlet
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Panos
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10/27/2009  11:46 PM
CrushAlot wrote:8.) Eddy Curry will not play a minute for the Knicks this year.

Can you say Medical Exception?

CrushAlot wrote:9.) Donnie Walsh breaks away from the 2010 plan by trading Chandler, Jeffries and Douglas for Elton Brand at the trade deadline.

Just shoot me now, if that's where we end up.

JohnWallace44
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10/28/2009  10:07 AM
Here's SI's prediction

(5th in the Atlantic) New York Knicks (15th in the East)

First Take: God bless long-suffering Knicks fans, whose sojourn in the hoops wilderness has compelled them to think the likes of forward David Lee and swingman Wilson Chandler are pillars instead of glue. Lee's league-high 65 double-doubles in 2008-09 were a tribute to his work ethic, but that dedication is also why he's already close to his ceiling and still a long ways from stardom. Chandler is a solid defender, but 43.2 percent from the field for a guy who can slash to the hoop is problematic. Forward Al Harrington will always look better on paper, Chris Duhon is the point guard by default and the rest of the guys are underachievers and/or the funny/sad answers to future trivia questions.

Concerns: There's only one fixation: Top free agents won't come to New York in 2010 after all.

Overrated: Nate Robinson, less of a combo guard than a 'tweener (or a "neither") who gets boosted because he's so much fun to watch.

Underrated: Coach Mike D'Antoni. Thirty-two wins for last year's Knicks was more impressive than many of his 50-plus-win teams in Phoenix.

X-Factors: An injury-free Danilo Gallinari.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/britt_robson/10/25/eastern.preview/index.html?eref=sihp#ixzz0VEwGi2FZ
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Alan Hahn: Nate Robinson has been on a ridonkulous scoring tear lately (remember when he couldn't hit Jerome James with a Big Mac in early January?)
oohah
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10/29/2009  12:35 PM
13) Dejaun Blair gets rookie of the year.

oohah

Good luck Mike D'Antoni, 'cause you ain't never seen nothing like this before!
kam77
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10/30/2009  4:17 PM
CLE will start 0-3
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
Official Hang Your Ass Thread 2009 - New York Knicks 2010 NBA Season - Sissy Predictions Will Be Ridiculed!!

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