Posted by sebstar:
wasnt that the chick we met at marv's ukellele party?
What in the blue hell is a ukellele party?
Christmas party at Marv's girlfriends. What a great time. Its Marv and an apartment full of eclectic NYers (most of Marvs friends like him are all in their 50s). In stroll 3 total degenerates. Fish, DJ and Jimi. Jimi is sporting a soft velvety red sweater which I find myself stroking every now and then. DJ... who knows what he wore. I eventually ended up in my wife beater. Before that there were earth tones... lots of earth tones.
Anyway the fun started when we got the accordion player totally lit on the roof. She was jealous of our knick names and dubbed herself "squeeze-box." Not sure if it was after the accordion or something else.
At least every guess asked one of us how we know "Richard."
The responses were always interesting... like "who's Richard?"
and
"You mean Marv? We know him from the internet."
Two nice fellas who were queerer than a 3 dollar bill sang a Christmas tune while playing the little uke. One was singing too me quite lovingly. At this point I am thinking stripping down the wifebeater was going to backfire as this wasnt the kind of attention I was probably looking for.
Jimi has a line forming outside of one of the bedrooms where its obvious sharing something really fun with Mar... er... Richard's guests. I'm guessing it was those yummy mints you get at Chinese restaurants
DJ is laughing at me being stalked by gay men and one slightly overweight Jewish woman who was suggesting we should have a "playdate."
Eventually I found an oasis of safety and tended bar for an hour or so. I hijacked the sound system and danced with some lass (much to someone's chagrin) to Led Zeppelin.
Not really sure how the night ended but there was no itching or burning later that week so I am guessing it was pretty innocent.
"winning is more fun... then fun is fun" -Thibs