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NYKBocker
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7/9/2009  3:09 PM
So Balkman is the exception? I white guy that is well liked by all.
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Nalod
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7/9/2009  3:09 PM
Posted by misterearl:

Nalod - stick to talking basketball. Being funny about matters of race requires much more nuance and more greater sophistication than using words like "we crackers".

This is 2009 dude.


The greater sophistication was lost upon you. Im sorry. Its 2009: Nalod just being Nalod.
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7/9/2009  3:11 PM
Posted by Nalod:
Posted by Allanfan20:
WE draw the lines and usually don't cross it, but we skirt it all the time. Its funny as hell!

I can think of a couple names here, who I wont reveal, who definitely don't think as much and will be having a field day with this thread.

Flame by proxy.

"Who I won't reveal"? Thats crap.

I did!!!!!!

Sebby said a few days ago about Duhan: "Hangs out with average white women and drinks cheap vodka"!

Now theres a lot of ways to look at that statement but I thought it was just funny as hell given the tone of what he was saying. It could have been racist, but he was playing around so it was not.

Now exactly what Did I say that was really offending?

So whats up? The white guys have to be really extra careful to not stab at on the surface humor but the black guys can? For garsh darns sake they made a movie "white men can't jump"! They could have called it "black guys jump higher". But thats not funny.

Flame by proxy! Good work.

See, now I have a major problem with this!

I feel like I say some funny shyt, but I dont get an appropriate level of LOL's in response. Now I've just caught you RED HANDED laughing at my stuff, but not giving me an ego boost in the form of an LOL post response. YOU GUYS ARE HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!!

I want my, LOL'z! Even if I have to take 'em by force.
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sebstar
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7/9/2009  3:13 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by sebstar:
Posted by NYKBocker:

Wait...Asians are considered white? I think those crackers chasing me and my black BFF in White Plains some 25 years back did not get the memo.

Most desperately want to consider themselves that. Get TMS in here, ASAP and lets get the 411!

dude is still hungover from his Allanfan

You know his hoe ass took like two shots, drank a couple of Smirnoff Ice's, wacked off to some smut, and called it a night at 9:30...now get in here TMS and settle dis!
My saliva and spit can split thread into fiber and bits/ So trust me I'm as live as it gets. --Royce Da 5'9 + DJ Premier = Hip Hop Utopia
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7/9/2009  3:15 PM
White guys have it easy. Balkman and Lee should thank their lucky stars,
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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7/9/2009  3:16 PM
Posted by sebstar:
Posted by Nalod:
Posted by Allanfan20:
WE draw the lines and usually don't cross it, but we skirt it all the time. Its funny as hell!

I can think of a couple names here, who I wont reveal, who definitely don't think as much and will be having a field day with this thread.

Flame by proxy.

"Who I won't reveal"? Thats crap.

I did!!!!!!

Sebby said a few days ago about Duhan: "Hangs out with average white women and drinks cheap vodka"!

Now theres a lot of ways to look at that statement but I thought it was just funny as hell given the tone of what he was saying. It could have been racist, but he was playing around so it was not.

Now exactly what Did I say that was really offending?

So whats up? The white guys have to be really extra careful to not stab at on the surface humor but the black guys can? For garsh darns sake they made a movie "white men can't jump"! They could have called it "black guys jump higher". But thats not funny.

Flame by proxy! Good work.

See, now I have a major problem with this!

I feel like I say some funny shyt, but I dont get an appropriate level of LOL's in response. Now I've just caught you RED HANDED laughing at my stuff, but not giving me an ego boost in the form of an LOL post response. YOU GUYS ARE HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!!

I want my, LOL'z! Even if I have to take 'em by force.

here you go seb....LOL
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7/9/2009  3:32 PM
The Answer Man Channels Dave Chapelle's Racial Draft

Q. Nalod - "Thats it. Some call it racial bias, others "marketability"!!!! This may be true, but can't we have our guy also?

A. You have already "your guy" and another White guy, Grant Hill, is (hopefully) on the way. C'mon, what ACC school is more White than Duke? Sheesh. You have the entire NYK front office to root for. Steve Mills is gone. Isiah is gone. You have Donnie and Mike in their places. Even though Mills went to Princeton and has a ton of White facebook friends he had to go. Cal Ramsey can stick around to shake hands and talk about working with Marv Albert before Butch Beard. Toney Douglas is as White as they come. Unheralded, hard worker from a solid family? What's Black about that?

Q. Nalod - Is (bias) really really bad?

A. Only if it keeps the Knicks frontcourt mired in mediocrity. Just think, if the second coming of the Kangaroo Kid, Billy Cunningham, David Lee was not force fed all those carbs at Florida the Knicks would have had no need to spend a pick on the latest hearthrob, Danilo Gallinari. But Hey, it's New York and if Rooster B Free is as good as advertised in the Itallian newspapers David Lee jerseys will be 75% off by December at the NBA Store.

You have The Knicks City Dancers, the MSG Ushers and the Public Address Announcer. You have Cablevision which also owns The Knicks and owns Newsday. You even have the architects and construction firm for the $500 Million Madison Square Garden renovation. Speaking of money...

My money is on Russian Yaroslav Korolev to make the squad in November.

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NYKBocker
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7/9/2009  3:36 PM
Posted by jimimou:
Posted by sebstar:
Posted by Nalod:
Posted by Allanfan20:
WE draw the lines and usually don't cross it, but we skirt it all the time. Its funny as hell!

I can think of a couple names here, who I wont reveal, who definitely don't think as much and will be having a field day with this thread.

Flame by proxy.

"Who I won't reveal"? Thats crap.

I did!!!!!!

Sebby said a few days ago about Duhan: "Hangs out with average white women and drinks cheap vodka"!

Now theres a lot of ways to look at that statement but I thought it was just funny as hell given the tone of what he was saying. It could have been racist, but he was playing around so it was not.

Now exactly what Did I say that was really offending?

So whats up? The white guys have to be really extra careful to not stab at on the surface humor but the black guys can? For garsh darns sake they made a movie "white men can't jump"! They could have called it "black guys jump higher". But thats not funny.

Flame by proxy! Good work.

See, now I have a major problem with this!

I feel like I say some funny shyt, but I dont get an appropriate level of LOL's in response. Now I've just caught you RED HANDED laughing at my stuff, but not giving me an ego boost in the form of an LOL post response. YOU GUYS ARE HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!!

I want my, LOL'z! Even if I have to take 'em by force.

here you go seb....LOL

LOL. Is that LOL by proxy?
nyk4ever
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7/9/2009  3:37 PM
Posted by sebstar:
Posted by martin:
Posted by sebstar:
Posted by NYKBocker:

Wait...Asians are considered white? I think those crackers chasing me and my black BFF in White Plains some 25 years back did not get the memo.

Most desperately want to consider themselves that. Get TMS in here, ASAP and lets get the 411!

dude is still hungover from his Allanfan

You know his hoe ass took like two shots, drank a couple of Smirnoff Ice's, wacked off to some smut, and called it a night at 9:30...now get in here TMS and settle dis!

LOL. What a night!
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Nalod
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7/9/2009  3:37 PM

Sebby,

Actually I was using your humor to leverage my ass out of this one!!!!!!



Good stuff always!

I think we forget this is entertainment.........
NYKBocker
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7/9/2009  3:39 PM
Posted by misterearl:



My money is on Russian Yaroslav Korolev to make the squad in November.

Russians are white?
nyk4ever
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7/9/2009  3:40 PM
If we are replacing Lee with another white guy, we should look to bring Balkman back. He'd be a great fit.
"OMG - did we just go on a two-trade-wining-streak?" -SupremeCommander
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7/9/2009  3:48 PM
Posted by nyk4ever:

If we are replacing Lee with another white guy, we should look to bring Balkman back. He'd be a great fit.

Since leaving NY, Balkman has once again found his blackness in the white Rocky Mountains. Birdman is showing the young buck how to keep it real. Tats and blunts for life.
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misterearl
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7/9/2009  3:51 PM
nyk4ever - the Knicks will be primarily White in 2009

Jordan Hill - Renaldo Balkman's younger (yet significantly taller) brother from another mother

Darko Milicic - just be thankful his parents didn't name him Darkie

Grant Hill - unselfish, intelligent and hall monitor material... very White.

Toney Douglas - what, no tats'?

Danilo Gallinari - hold up, did he just go through his legs? Never mind.

Wilson Chandler - quiet, shy and unassuming... any questions?

Chris Duhon - (cough) another Dookie

Jared Jeffries - Indiana, with Bobby Knight. Very White.











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nyk4ever
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7/9/2009  3:52 PM
Posted by Pharzeone:
Posted by nyk4ever:

If we are replacing Lee with another white guy, we should look to bring Balkman back. He'd be a great fit.

Since leaving NY, Balkman has once again found his blackness in the white Rocky Mountains. Birdman is showing the young buck how to keep it real. Tats and blunts for life.

If anyone knows the white Rocky Mountains it's definitely the bird man. As long as Balkie hustles he'll always be white though, no doubt.
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nyk4ever
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7/9/2009  3:53 PM
Posted by misterearl:

nyk4ever - the Knicks will be primarily White in 2009

Jordan Hill - Renaldo Balkman's younger (yet significantly taller) brother from another mother

Darko Milicic - just be thankful his parents didn't name him Darkie

Grant Hill - unselfish, intelligent and hall monitor material... very White.

Toney Douglas - what, no tats'?

Danilo Gallinari - hold up, did he just go through his legs? Never mind.

Wilson Chandler - quiet, shy and unassuming... any questions?

Chris Duhon - (cough) another Dookie

Jared Jeffries - Indiana, with Bobby Knight. Very White.


LOL! hilarious Earl. Your Grant Hill description is great.
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Nalod
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7/9/2009  3:55 PM
Posted by misterearl:

The Answer Man Channels Dave Chapelle's Racial Draft

Q. Nalod - "Thats it. Some call it racial bias, others "marketability"!!!! This may be true, but can't we have our guy also?

A. You have already "your guy" and another White guy, Grant Hill, is (hopefully) on the way. C'mon, what ACC school is more White than Duke? Sheesh. You have the entire NYK front office to root for. Steve Mills is gone. Isiah is gone. You have Donnie and Mike in their places. Even though Mills went to Princeton and has a ton of White facebook friends he had to go. Cal Ramsey can stick around to shake hands and talk about working with Marv Albert before Butch Beard. Toney Douglas is as White as they come. Unheralded, hard worker from a solid family? What's Black about that?

Q. Nalod - Is (bias) really really bad?

A. Only if it keeps the Knicks frontcourt mired in mediocrity. Just think, if the second coming of the Kangaroo Kid, Billy Cunningham, David Lee was not force fed all those carbs at Florida the Knicks would have had no need to spend a pick on the latest hearthrob, Danilo Gallinari. But Hey, it's New York and if Rooster B Free is as good as advertised in the Itallian newspapers David Lee jerseys will be 75% off by December at the NBA Store.

You have The Knicks City Dancers, the MSG Ushers and the Public Address Announcer. You have Cablevision which also owns The Knicks and owns Newsday. You even have the architects and construction firm for the $500 Million Madison Square Garden renovation. Speaking of money...

My money is on Russian Yaroslav Korolev to make the squad in November.


Its pretty obvious you see things a certain way. I can't speak for your experience or argue your perspective.

I can only add that things were the way they were, and are the way they are. Far from perfect, but improving with each generation.

One word: Hope!

Peace be with you Mr Answer man.



misterearl
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7/9/2009  3:57 PM
The Best Part

nyk4ever - know what else?

That eight man rotation doesn't suck that bad.
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7/9/2009  3:59 PM
Ahhhh, the Balkman is white thread. Great memories. Funniest few days of my life. Never before have I seen more controversy and vitrole over a brilliant joke. I was called "uncle tom", "grand wizard of the KKK", "racist fool", "misguided black man", "white devil", "one funny mother f'er". What a great week.

Nalod-Funny stuff.



[Edited by - bippity10 on 09-07-2009 3:59 PM]
I just hope that people will like me
misterearl
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7/9/2009  3:59 PM
MUS: "Everyday People" - Sly and the Family Stone

Nalod - it's all chin music dude.

Great thread.
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