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markvmc
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3/5/2009  10:43 AM
Shaq wouldn't have had half the success he had if the refs called even half of his fouls in the paint.
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3/5/2009  1:02 PM
I wish I could write "I think this soap opera stuff is appalling! Let's get back to the fundamentals of the game!"

But I'll be honest. I love this soap opera crap. Probably a big reason I got into basketball: the personalities. And you know all sorts of behind-the-scenes beefing and alliances have to be going down... seems like Shaq's airing some dirty laundry now. Now are SVG's players going to have to stick up for their coach?

I guess Shaq is Erica Kane: the ultimate **** stirrer.

That said, Shaq went a little too much. It's funny, because Dwight Howard is talking about how Shaq never reached out and showed him stuff... sounds sort of like how Shaq felt about Ewing. And wasn't Ewing pretty big in the player's association at one point? I didn't know he had beef with Ewing like that.


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3/5/2009  2:07 PM
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by K22:

Shaq keeps quiet as often as he hits free throws.

He does once in a while but more often than not he doesn't.

Look how long it took for him to get over his Laker years.

Only an idiot could be so upset over winning 3 titles, having a great team with the leagues #2 player alongside him, guided by one of the best coaches in history, and being paid big bucks.

I mean, come'on, what the hell? It takes a certain kind of special to have such issues with that. Not everyone gets along but you'd think the Lakers were a perennial 10 win team and Shaq was being paid the LLE each year the way he whines about that era of basketball. He's a big dummy.

He's getting old and sees the end is nearing and he is sensitive. Happened to me to. If a guy at the Y even tries to score on me I punch him in the face. Doesn't he know who I was?

Yeah we all know. The azzhole that used to have the big post count. And I hit my **** in your sorry face anyway.. you punch like my grandmother's day nurse.

[Sorry, officer, I know there's a restraining order, but look at his post? I mean, what the f--k would you do? ]

And Shaq's just another Barkleyite/BillWall-tonian (notice the multi-racial hate?) stooge who doesn't know when or how to shut it down. Can't wait for the first of several post-NBA domestic violence incidents. There was a great article in SI years ago about what a great guy Shaq was. Too bad the azzhole never read it himself.
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3/5/2009  2:35 PM
Posted by jrodmc:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by K22:

Shaq keeps quiet as often as he hits free throws.

He does once in a while but more often than not he doesn't.

Look how long it took for him to get over his Laker years.

Only an idiot could be so upset over winning 3 titles, having a great team with the leagues #2 player alongside him, guided by one of the best coaches in history, and being paid big bucks.

I mean, come'on, what the hell? It takes a certain kind of special to have such issues with that. Not everyone gets along but you'd think the Lakers were a perennial 10 win team and Shaq was being paid the LLE each year the way he whines about that era of basketball. He's a big dummy.

He's getting old and sees the end is nearing and he is sensitive. Happened to me to. If a guy at the Y even tries to score on me I punch him in the face. Doesn't he know who I was?

Yeah we all know. The azzhole that used to have the big post count. And I hit my **** in your sorry face anyway.. you punch like my grandmother's day nurse.

[Sorry, officer, I know there's a restraining order, but look at his post? I mean, what the f--k would you do? ]

And Shaq's just another Barkleyite/BillWall-tonian (notice the multi-racial hate?) stooge who doesn't know when or how to shut it down. Can't wait for the first of several post-NBA domestic violence incidents. There was a great article in SI years ago about what a great guy Shaq was. Too bad the azzhole never read it himself.

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3/5/2009  2:38 PM
yeah, i read where you're coding a button that calls them, too.
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3/5/2009  2:51 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

I love Shaq, crotchety old man and all.

Man Shaq's ctotchyness coincides with him being back with his wife. She was sitting next to him during the slam dunk contest.
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3/5/2009  2:56 PM
Posted by JesseDark:
Posted by Bippity10:

I love Shaq, crotchety old man and all.

Man Shaq's ctotchyness coincides with him being back with his wife. She was sitting next to him during the slam dunk contest.

some men never learn
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3/5/2009  2:59 PM
Posted by JesseDark:
Posted by Bippity10:

I love Shaq, crotchety old man and all.

Man Shaq's ctotchyness coincides with him being back with his wife. She was sitting next to him during the slam dunk contest.
For her sake, hope she has better moves than Patrick.

And she cans the SuperGirl cape.



[Edited by - jrodmc on 03-05-2009 3:45 PM]
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3/5/2009  3:22 PM
Posted by K22:
Posted by Cosmic:

Only an idiot could be so upset over winning 3 titles, having a great team with the leagues #2 player alongside him, guided by one of the best coaches in history, and being paid big bucks.

I mean, come'on, what the hell? It takes a certain kind of special to have such issues with that. Not everyone gets along but you'd think the Lakers were a perennial 10 win team and Shaq was being paid the LLE each year the way he whines about that era of basketball. He's a big dummy.

Well, to be fair, Kobe wasn't exactly an angel himself at this point.

True but Shaq is the catalyst for all the forcing out of town crap which led to his own fat ass being forced out of town. Remember when he wanted a 2-year 75M contract? And a few games into pre-season he dunks his first basket late in the 2nd quarter, turns to the crowd and screams "PAY ME" to Buss who was sitting about 15 rows up?

Seriously, he's just another self absorbed idiot.

Nobody has to get along on teams, and even Kobe eventually had his own meltdowns, but Shaq was the prime suspect in it all no doubt about it.

As pointed out in this very thread he's lucky they let his fat ass camp in the lane all game long, let him foul anyone he wants without getting called for it, let him travel, just about everything he needed to succeed.

He's not a bad player, and even if strictly reffed he'd still be dominant, but damn did they EVER let him get away with anything he ever needed!

Bosh is spot on...just about 15 years late lol.

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3/5/2009  3:23 PM
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by K22:

Shaq keeps quiet as often as he hits free throws.

He does once in a while but more often than not he doesn't.

Look how long it took for him to get over his Laker years.

Only an idiot could be so upset over winning 3 titles, having a great team with the leagues #2 player alongside him, guided by one of the best coaches in history, and being paid big bucks.

I mean, come'on, what the hell? It takes a certain kind of special to have such issues with that. Not everyone gets along but you'd think the Lakers were a perennial 10 win team and Shaq was being paid the LLE each year the way he whines about that era of basketball. He's a big dummy.

He's getting old and sees the end is nearing and he is sensitive. Happened to me to. If a guy at the Y even tries to score on me I punch him in the face. Doesn't he know who I was?


I don't know Bip. These damn kids and their music. They just don't respect their elders!
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3/5/2009  4:34 PM
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by Cosmic:
Posted by K22:

Shaq keeps quiet as often as he hits free throws.

He does once in a while but more often than not he doesn't.

Look how long it took for him to get over his Laker years.

Only an idiot could be so upset over winning 3 titles, having a great team with the leagues #2 player alongside him, guided by one of the best coaches in history, and being paid big bucks.

I mean, come'on, what the hell? It takes a certain kind of special to have such issues with that. Not everyone gets along but you'd think the Lakers were a perennial 10 win team and Shaq was being paid the LLE each year the way he whines about that era of basketball. He's a big dummy.

He's getting old and sees the end is nearing and he is sensitive. Happened to me to. If a guy at the Y even tries to score on me I punch him in the face. Doesn't he know who I was?


I don't know Bip. These damn kids and their music. They just don't respect their elders!

About a week ago I had some young cat playing against me. Horrible player. I should have been able to dominate him. I never make excuses but......... unfortunately I got to the gym late and my body just wasn't having it. My legs were stiff, it hurt when I jumped. It hurt when I ran. It hurt when I passed. So he's tearing me apart. Scores like 8 of his teams 10 pts. Talks trash to me the whole game. Then on game point Bip sticks a 35 footer to win the game, gets in the guys face, says some wise asse remark. Runs to the water fountain. Strains a muscle and then goes home limping.

I understand Shaq. I hate those damn kids!
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3/6/2009  11:44 AM
Then on game point Bip sticks a 35 footer to win the game

It's officially over.

He's talking about himself in the third person.

Martin, I respectfully request that you please reset the Bip post count to -1500, it's member number to be converted to some random sequence of letters.
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3/6/2009  11:56 AM
Posted by jrodmc:
Then on game point Bip sticks a 35 footer to win the game

It's officially over.

He's talking about himself in the third person.

Martin, I respectfully request that you please reset the Bip post count to -1500, it's member number to be converted to some random sequence of letters.

Bip is wondering what is wrong with JRod. Bip is afraid of JRod. Bip is also ashamed of himself for speaking in the 3rd person. Bip will attempt to stop
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3/6/2009  11:57 AM
Posted by jrodmc:
Then on game point Bip sticks a 35 footer to win the game

It's officially over.

He's talking about himself in the third person.

Martin, I respectfully request that you please reset the Bip post count to -1500, it's member number to be converted to some random sequence of letters.

In all seriousness, I spoke of myself in the 3rd person because sometimes when I take a jumper my shot is so picture perfect beautiful that I wish I was a spectator watching it, so that I can enjoy it as much as everyone else does.
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3/6/2009  11:58 AM
The Bip says this:

Bip is wondering what is wrong with JRod. Bip is afraid of JRod. Bip is also ashamed of himself for speaking in the 3rd person. Bip will attempt to stop

If you smell what the Bip is cookin'.

[Edited by - K22 on 2009-03-06 12:15 PM]
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3/6/2009  12:06 PM
Posted by K22:
Posted by Bippity10:

Bip is wondering what is wrong with JRod. Bip is afraid of JRod. Bip is also ashamed of himself for speaking in the 3rd person. Bip will attempt to stop

If you smell what the Bip is cookin'.

forgot to add "Bippity10 says"... ur losing ur touch broham.
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3/6/2009  2:36 PM
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by jrodmc:
Then on game point Bip sticks a 35 footer to win the game

It's officially over.

He's talking about himself in the third person.

Martin, I respectfully request that you please reset the Bip post count to -1500, it's member number to be converted to some random sequence of letters.

In all seriousness, I spoke of myself in the 3rd person because sometimes when I take a jumper my shot is so picture perfect beautiful that I wish I was a spectator watching it, so that I can enjoy it as much as everyone else does.

Bip seriously.. whats the deal with your and JRod.. How many accounts you got on here? lol
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3/6/2009  3:42 PM
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by jrodmc:
Then on game point Bip sticks a 35 footer to win the game

It's officially over.

He's talking about himself in the third person.

Martin, I respectfully request that you please reset the Bip post count to -1500, it's member number to be converted to some random sequence of letters.

In all seriousness, I spoke of myself in the 3rd person because sometimes when I take a jumper my shot is so picture perfect beautiful that I wish I was a spectator watching it, so that I can enjoy it as much as everyone else does.

Bip seriously.. whats the deal with your and JRod.. How many accounts you got on here? lol

Doesn't matter, it still does nothing for his post count.
Please Bip, no more stories about you watching yourself.

That's just too f-ing weird, even for me.
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3/6/2009  3:53 PM
Posted by jrodmc:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by jrodmc:
Then on game point Bip sticks a 35 footer to win the game

It's officially over.

He's talking about himself in the third person.

Martin, I respectfully request that you please reset the Bip post count to -1500, it's member number to be converted to some random sequence of letters.

In all seriousness, I spoke of myself in the 3rd person because sometimes when I take a jumper my shot is so picture perfect beautiful that I wish I was a spectator watching it, so that I can enjoy it as much as everyone else does.

Bip seriously.. whats the deal with your and JRod.. How many accounts you got on here? lol

Doesn't matter, it still does nothing for his post count.
Please Bip, no more stories about you watching yourself.

That's just too f-ing weird, even for me.

You are weird as ****.
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shaq = mid life crisis

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