Briggs, the doomsday sayers of the world envy you and they all have a Doomsday saying Bible written by you. You are their leader.
Stop being so depressing man. Not everything is roses with the Knicks. In fact, most thing related to the Knicks are anything BUT roses. However, it's not nearly as black and cold as you claim either.
Have an ice cream bar with Jerome and Eddie and I'm sure you'll feel MUCH better.

“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute