Posted by Panos:

Posted by sebstar:

I wear Secret... People make fun of me, and give me crap for it; But to me the mens deorderant just doesnt work as well... Also it makes you smell musky instead of fresh... It appears, based on the scents of men deorderant, a man is supposed to smell musky. I wanna smell like flowers... Ive had chicks hug me and say mmm you smell good... thats good enough for da kid.

What do you guys wear?

Wow, this is a strange thread.

Posted by sebstar:

Posted by fishmike:

Posted by sebstar:

I wear Secret... People make fun of me, and give me crap for it; But to me the mens deorderant just doesnt work as well... Also it makes you smell musky instead of fresh... It appears, based on the scents of men deorderant, a man is supposed to smell musky. I wanna smell like flowers... Ive had chicks hug me and say mmm you smell good... thats good enough for da kid.

What do you guys wear?

strong enough for a man! But Seb... its not PH balanced for dudes

This inspiring quote reminds me of something. During the Thanksgiving holidays, i'm watchin all these old thanksgiving episodes of the cosby show...man what a punk cliff was. Claire had dude on a strict salad w/no dressing diet while everyone else at the table was grubbin on chicken and turkey and all the fixins.

Laugh at a grown-azz man having to hide food in his own house from ANYONE...I'll be damned if i'm a doctor makin 6 figures and any chick tells me what to eat and how to eat it.....i wish a hoe would....

^another one that ain't met bitty.

Posted by Marv:

Posted by sebstar:

Posted by fishmike:

Posted by sebstar:

I wear Secret... People make fun of me, and give me crap for it; But to me the mens deorderant just doesnt work as well... Also it makes you smell musky instead of fresh... It appears, based on the scents of men deorderant, a man is supposed to smell musky. I wanna smell like flowers... Ive had chicks hug me and say mmm you smell good... thats good enough for da kid.

What do you guys wear?

strong enough for a man! But Seb... its not PH balanced for dudes

This inspiring quote reminds me of something. During the Thanksgiving holidays, i'm watchin all these old thanksgiving episodes of the cosby show...man what a punk cliff was. Claire had dude on a strict salad w/no dressing diet while everyone else at the table was grubbin on chicken and turkey and all the fixins.

Laugh at a grown-azz man having to hide food in his own house from ANYONE...I'll be damned if i'm a doctor makin 6 figures and any chick tells me what to eat and how to eat it.....i wish a hoe would....

^another one that ain't met bitty.

Bitty???

Alright let me lay it down for you brah...I'm only going to say this one time...aint you like 66 years old anyway? You can thank me for this later.

Women are naturally attracted to the "savage" within us all.

1# BE UNPREDICTABLE.......sometimes just show up without calling at her crib, that let's her ass know that u are fully aware that she might creep, and if she even think of doing so , she betta think again. Be thougtful at times and other times JUST BE INSENSITIVE...like forgetting her B-DAY..then taking her out the next day and buying her a fish sammich and some stilliteoes....women love mystery!

2# TAKE HER TO SPOTS THAT YOU ENJOY....regardless if she feel UNCOMFORTABLE there, that let's her know that YOU ARE A MAN, and that you gonna enjoy being yourself without conforming to her whims, it verifies that you have a strong sense of self.

3# DON'T BE OVERTLY CORDIAL TO HER FRIENDS...."mah homegirl say u be mean to her"..u respond....fluck a hoe, she can't pay our bills, she just taking up space, she might respond that your insensitive, but inside she is filled with happiness, because she knows her friends ain't shyt, she just hoping u would catch it on your own.

4# DON'T RETURN PHONE CALLS AT HER REQUEST...you call her ass, WHEN U FEEL LIKE IT...if you watching the GAME...then DAMMIT WATCH THE GAME...when them hoes watching CSI or TYLER PERRY they pay u know mind...so u do the same..it's called the MIRROR EFFECT homie...u irritate them by imitating them.....don't worry she will break her neck to get in touch with you. Besides a brotha who is quick to return phone calls and get in contact with her will be seen as WEAK, gay, A View Watcher and at best a STALKER.

5# REBUKE ALL FEMINIST IDEALS she carries....."that's right we need a female president"....u just roll your eyes at the hoe...and let her know THAT IF GOD WANTED FEMALES IN POSITION OF POWER, then the Pope would would wear Tampons. This keeps her self esteem at a bare mininimum, and elimiates the possiblity of her trying to empower herself (me myself and i) or linking up with her carpet munching friends and riding on ya like Tupac.

6# PLAY MYSOGNIST MUSIC with NO SHAME......9 times out of ten she like the artists that you like....so play all the "hoe ain't shyt"..."fluck u hoe" music u want, it lets her know that u are in tuned to the inner soul of heffas.

7# GIVE HER THE "ALLUSION' that you are VIOLENT...Like leave weapons in various places she can view them, make choking refrences when you speak of getting angry..(i just wanna put my hands on that nicca neck!!!)....aggressiveness = sex appeal to women...keep that in mind.

8# KEEP HER AROUND YOUR MALE FRIENDS...and carry strong conversations with your male pals while ignoring her, only to suggest she bring YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS A PLATE and a DRANK......and if she gets smart....u GO OFF ON HER MONKEY ASS when company is gone to let her know SHE BETTA NOT EVER EMBARASS YOU IN FRONT OF COMPANY....that she is a reflection of you, and that as a QUEEN she should act out her role properly...if she wants to be compensated.

9# GO TO THE CLUB WITH HER and IGNORE HER ASS...just give her the opportunity to do some dumb shyt , like get a number or have some lame ass brotha grind on her, don't say nothin till u get home and just act a fool, then watch the tears come, then u make it up by GRUDGE sex.

10# FLIRT WITH HER MAMA.......it's safe, most women consider it a compliment that you would even think of thier mama as being sexy, even IF SHE IS NOT, it's safer than a sister or cousin who they know u have the potential of banging at any giving moment....plus the tension between mama and her will draw her even stronger to you. (women love to compete)

trust me....this works....im applying it now as we speak

Posted by Nalod:

Posted by sebstar:

Posted by fishmike:

Posted by sebstar:

I wear Secret... People make fun of me, and give me crap for it; But to me the mens deorderant just doesnt work as well... Also it makes you smell musky instead of fresh... It appears, based on the scents of men deorderant, a man is supposed to smell musky. I wanna smell like flowers... Ive had chicks hug me and say mmm you smell good... thats good enough for da kid.

What do you guys wear?

strong enough for a man! But Seb... its not PH balanced for dudes

This inspiring quote reminds me of something. During the Thanksgiving holidays, i'm watchin all these old thanksgiving episodes of the cosby show...man what a punk cliff was. Claire had dude on a strict salad w/no dressing diet while everyone else at the table was grubbin on chicken and turkey and all the fixins.

Laugh at a grown-azz man having to hide food in his own house from ANYONE...I'll be damned if i'm a doctor makin 6 figures and any chick tells me what to eat and how to eat it.....i wish a hoe would....

The man lounged in $500 sweaters and never left the house. Never ever.

He delivered babies in the basement?

Man speaks truth. I knew you had it in you, Nadyal

Theo brought his cousin over to the crib to play Nintendo. This is important, because Cliff usually make brothas take they shoes in his house.
But As soon as this brotha took his Patrick Ewing's off the whole room smelled like pop corn and vinnegar. They never said any of this, but I know! That had me ready to earl! But Clff never Told that brotha to put his kicks on quick! Thats exactly the type of stuff I'm referring to.

I just need Marv to understand where I'm coming from

Posted by sebstar:


Bitty???

Alright let me lay it down for you brah...I'm only going to say this one time...aint you like 66 years old anyway? You can thank me for this later.

Women are naturally attracted to the "savage" within us all.

1# BE UNPREDICTABLE.......sometimes just show up without calling at her crib, that let's her ass know that u are fully aware that she might creep, and if she even think of doing so , she betta think again. Be thougtful at times and other times JUST BE INSENSITIVE...like forgetting her B-DAY..then taking her out the next day and buying her a fish sammich and some stilliteoes....women love mystery!

2# TAKE HER TO SPOTS THAT YOU ENJOY....regardless if she feel UNCOMFORTABLE there, that let's her know that YOU ARE A MAN, and that you gonna enjoy being yourself without conforming to her whims, it verifies that you have a strong sense of self.

3# DON'T BE OVERTLY CORDIAL TO HER FRIENDS...."mah homegirl say u be mean to her"..u respond....fluck a hoe, she can't pay our bills, she just taking up space, she might respond that your insensitive, but inside she is filled with happiness, because she knows her friends ain't shyt, she just hoping u would catch it on your own.

4# DON'T RETURN PHONE CALLS AT HER REQUEST...you call her ass, WHEN U FEEL LIKE IT...if you watching the GAME...then DAMMIT WATCH THE GAME...when them hoes watching CSI or TYLER PERRY they pay u know mind...so u do the same..it's called the MIRROR EFFECT homie...u irritate them by imitating them.....don't worry she will break her neck to get in touch with you. Besides a brotha who is quick to return phone calls and get in contact with her will be seen as WEAK, gay, A View Watcher and at best a STALKER.

5# REBUKE ALL FEMINIST IDEALS she carries....."that's right we need a female president"....u just roll your eyes at the hoe...and let her know THAT IF GOD WANTED FEMALES IN POSITION OF POWER, then the Pope would would wear Tampons. This keeps her self esteem at a bare mininimum, and elimiates the possiblity of her trying to empower herself (me myself and i) or linking up with her carpet munching friends and riding on ya like Tupac.

6# PLAY MYSOGNIST MUSIC with NO SHAME......9 times out of ten she like the artists that you like....so play all the "hoe ain't shyt"..."fluck u hoe" music u want, it lets her know that u are in tuned to the inner soul of heffas.

7# GIVE HER THE "ALLUSION' that you are VIOLENT...Like leave weapons in various places she can view them, make choking refrences when you speak of getting angry..(i just wanna put my hands on that nicca neck!!!)....aggressiveness = sex appeal to women...keep that in mind.

8# KEEP HER AROUND YOUR MALE FRIENDS...and carry strong conversations with your male pals while ignoring her, only to suggest she bring YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS A PLATE and a DRANK......and if she gets smart....u GO OFF ON HER MONKEY ASS when company is gone to let her know SHE BETTA NOT EVER EMBARASS YOU IN FRONT OF COMPANY....that she is a reflection of you, and that as a QUEEN she should act out her role properly...if she wants to be compensated.

9# GO TO THE CLUB WITH HER and IGNORE HER ASS...just give her the opportunity to do some dumb shyt , like get a number or have some lame ass brotha grind on her, don't say nothin till u get home and just act a fool, then watch the tears come, then u make it up by GRUDGE sex.

10# FLIRT WITH HER MAMA.......it's safe, most women consider it a compliment that you would even think of thier mama as being sexy, even IF SHE IS NOT, it's safer than a sister or cousin who they know u have the potential of banging at any giving moment....plus the tension between mama and her will draw her even stronger to you. (women love to compete)

trust me....this works....im applying it now as we speak