I hate when guys go tanning. Be a man, not a woman. lmao

well, it depends on the level of type of tail you want.

This weekend was upscale, so yea. I tanned, shaved, wore cologne and even flossed.
When its cougars they just youth, so thats great. You dont even need to shower. If your in the shape I am just wear a fitted tshirt, do some shots and let nature take its course.
The best are the chubbies with the cute skinny friend. Go up to them, blow off their friend and just start chatting. At that point you could have puke on your jeans from yesterday's bender and your in like flyn.

All depends on what kind of vajayjay your looking partake in. If you want meat curtains than act like a butcher. If you want some fine dining your going to have to dress up.

This is how life works.

You young fellas...

Absolutely HILARIOUS. You really did have me going for a good 20 seconds lol.

Yo I was about to flip my wig

Posted by BasketballJones:

Walsh, D’Antoni to Step Down
November 23, 2008

By MARC BERMAN

In a sudden and stunning reversal of fortunes, it was announced today that Donnie Walsh and Mike D’Antoni have stepped down as GM and coach of the Knicks, to be replaced by a re-instated Isiah Thomas.

Walsh stated that he simply wished to spend more time with his family. D’antoni was not available for comment.

Interestingly, both men are expected to receive their full salaries.

Reports out of MSG are that James Dolan, owner of the Knicks, was not happy with how Walsh and D’Antoni were handling the Marbury situation and hinted that they should step aside in favor of Thomas. “He’s very fond of Marbury, and wants to see him in the lineup” said a source.

Asked to comment, Isiah Thomas said “I’m happy to do whatever the organization wants me to do.” Asked if he would still look to trade Marbury, the troubled point guard’s mentor said “We don’t roll like that.” In fact, he said, his first priority would be to restore Marbury and Curry, who he called “the core of the team”, to the lineup.

Stephon Marbury, the embattled point guard, was ectstatic. Said Marbury “Did you see what happened? We got Isiah back! We got help now!!!!”. Asked to comment about the departing GM and couch, Marbury was more subuded, but did say “They were tryin’ to make me - I dunno - an excape goat, or something.”

Word is that Isiah has several trades in mind. His first priority will be to bring Zach Randolph and Steve Francis back to the team “by any means necessary.”

“We’ll do what we have to do to improve the team”.

Word was that Isiah would resume his practice of watching the team from the stands during games, although it was not immediately clear how he would do that and still coach at the same time.

marc.berman@nypost.com

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WARN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, from the moment I saw the thread title I knew it was a joke because it's nearly impossible for that to happen. Once I saw it was BasketballJones that made the post, that's all I needed to verify that this indeed was a joke thread. But you did get some other on here BBJ and for that I applaud you. Although some of the guys who've been posting here for years should know you better by now.

Posted by Hoopsmeister:

Whether is was from Berman or someone else, I knew it was BS, but thought it was funny at least.

hey new guy.. I call bullsheet. You freakin know you bought it, ran through the house in your underwear cursing than thought you might better check the details.. but yea, keep playin it cool you "knew all along.... sheeeet"

Posted by fishmike:

ok good man... because you might be the one dude more pasty than I am. UV radiation aside the tanning both thing works.. trust me. Just ask Marv about Dana this weekend. Even the old master was impressed with fishy's weekend squeeze

Posted by fishmike:

well, it depends on the level of type of tail you want.

This weekend was upscale, so yea. I tanned, shaved, wore cologne and even flossed.
When its cougars they just youth, so thats great. You dont even need to shower. If your in the shape I am just wear a fitted tshirt, do some shots and let nature take its course.
The best are the chubbies with the cute skinny friend. Go up to them, blow off their friend and just start chatting. At that point you could have puke on your jeans from yesterday's bender and your in like flyn.

All depends on what kind of vajayjay your looking partake in. If you want meat curtains than act like a butcher. If you want some fine dining your going to have to dress up.

This is how life works.

You young fellas...

HA!

well i don't want to tell tales out of school, but since you’re already telling them on yourself . . .

yeah, i seen the fish gear his personal hygiene to the age span of the tail he's fishing for (i think the last 2 spanned 20 years )