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oohah
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If Patrick Ewing Jr. was 7 feet tall, how good would he be?
Better than the real Patrick Ewing
About as good as the real Patrick Ewing
Worse than the real Patrick Ewing
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Bippity10
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9/2/2008  9:58 AM
I'm so dumb that I post Stephon jokes on the Patrick Ewing thread.
I just hope that people will like me
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Cookdcokehop
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9/2/2008  12:51 PM
Posted by oohah:

Okay, I'll have to take care of this 1 at a time:
This is the worse thread in Ultimateknicks.com history. You should revoke your membership for this one. Lock this **** up.

I can't believe the guy who bases his name on drugs is trying to revoke my membership. Take your whizzinator and get to steppin'!
Yeah this makes the bloopers....

I'm surprised at you Eny.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JNY19wCErnE/SLtMOG72_6I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/0DciOY9ZG7g/s1600-h/EwingJr.jpg

Thank God Elite gets it!
OOHAH!!! You cant be serious!! Maybe delerious!!!Put the joint down and step away from the Jack Daniels!!!

Please explain what you mean.
Just how old are you oohah?

You're probably one of my kids.
lol, I wonder how dissapointed Oohah will be after this response along with his 0-0-10 votes. lol

I am disappointed...in you guys.
Wow' I couldn't believe someone put up a post were I had a chance to vote Jr. as being worse than his pops! The score: 12 straight worse then his old man. Thanks typical oohah!

Get back to me when you realize 20 percent goes into 100 5 times not 4.

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Shakin' my head...

oohah

LMAO nothing like a good laugh before class. Sounds like someone is quite upset. Don't get mad at the fact that this will go down as the worse thread in ultimateknicks history. The fact that my name refers to drugs does not mean I have any affiliation to the use of it. I have never used cocaine. Don't judge the name because your post aren't sane. Cookdcokehop > oohaha
Allanfan20
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9/2/2008  2:22 PM
In all seriousness, I think Oohah might have had an arguement with 4949 about PE being better than PE jr, and 4949 thinks PE jr was better or something like that, and Oohah felt that was what everyone generally thought around here, so he made this thread to clarify that, and give us a verbal beating for that.

Don't worry Oohah, the 3 people who voted for Junior ARE on coke.

With that said, I am happy to have the kid and I hope he makes the team.
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TMS
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9/2/2008  3:04 PM
everyone knows if Nate were 7 feet tall he'd be better than Wilt Chamberlain
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
Allanfan20
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9/2/2008  4:33 PM
In all seriousness, he prolly would be.
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EnySpree
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9/2/2008  6:00 PM
Sorry ooh ah......didn't mean to contribute to this roast.

Btw, If I was 7 foot, I woulda been the greatest player of all time .
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9/2/2008  6:07 PM
Hey! Don't knock cocaine until you've tried it.
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4949
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9/2/2008  10:36 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

In all seriousness, I think Oohah might have had an arguement with 4949 about PE being better than PE jr, and 4949 thinks PE jr was better or something like that, and Oohah felt that was what everyone generally thought around here, so he made this thread to clarify that, and give us a verbal beating for that.

Don't worry Oohah, the 3 people who voted for Junior ARE on coke.

With that said, I am happy to have the kid and I hope he makes the team.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Allan. You turned that around on me. You know exactly what I meant by what I said.
I'll never trust this' team again.
4949
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9/2/2008  10:38 PM
Posted by EnySpree:

If I was 7 foot, I woulda been the greatest player of all time .

In seventh grade.
I'll never trust this' team again.
oohah
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9/3/2008  1:56 AM
Posted by knicksbabyyeah:

I just cannot fathom anyone old enough to have watched PE play for the Knicks to even come up with this question

How many times have you watched Ewing Jr. play?

Whew, I tell you, this forum is just plain low-brow sometimes. You can't have any fun around here.

oohah

Good luck Mike D'Antoni, 'cause you ain't never seen nothing like this before!
oohah
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9/3/2008  2:00 AM
LMAO nothing like a good laugh before class. Sounds like someone is quite upset. Don't get mad at the fact that this will go down as the worse thread in ultimateknicks history. The fact that my name refers to drugs does not mean I have any affiliation to the use of it. I have never used cocaine. Don't judge the name because your post aren't sane. Cookdcokehop > oohaha

So you admit that your name refers to drugs but you don't use them? You sell them?

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Guys, try and have some fun. Don't succumb to the U.K. Mafia style douchery that "Superfly Cooked-Coke-hops" (Means crack or base-rock) turned this thread into. In fact he once even made fun of fans of the Ewing teams of the 90's 'cause he doesn't remember them, and that is fact.

oohah


Good luck Mike D'Antoni, 'cause you ain't never seen nothing like this before!
oohah
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9/3/2008  2:29 AM
I was trying to have some fun, but since you all had to go all serious, let's look at the question in reality. Unlike most of you who showed up to take you shot at me, I actually watched Ewing from his freshman year at Georgetown all the way through to his career end at Orlando.

Let me explain something to you: Basketball is a sport that rewards height. That is why 7 foot stiffs like Travis Knight can hang on in the NBA, but if they were 2 inches shorter they would never get a shot. For every true 7 footer, you probably have 50 6'8" guys with way more skills who don't make the NBA. For the readers with comprehension trouble, the point I am making here is 4 inches can be the difference between a great NBA player and guy who never or barely makes the NBA.

For example Charles Barkley. He was 6'5"-6'6" max. He was an undersized power forward already. You take 4 inches from him and he probably cannot play in the NBA. 6'1" power forwards just don't make it in the NBA. You give Barkley 4 more inches and he may have been top 5 ever. Similarly Karl Malone, was a post up player who overwhelmed his man. You make him 6'5" and he can't play his game. You make him 7 feet and he probably has a hand full of rings. Height is very important in pro basketball. Look at what a few inches did for Dirk.

Take a look at it from the other direction: Guys like Scoonie Penn, Tyus Edny, and Mateen Cleaves. If they were 6'2" instead of 5'10" and shorter, they could be high caliber NBA players. But since they are not tall enough and are not super-athletic enough to overcome being normal sized people, they could not stick in the league.

Imagine Nate Robinson with 3-4 more inches. Then we're talking about an Iverson-esque type of player.

Back to Patrick Ewing Jr. and Patrick Ewing. For all of you who obviously did not watch Ewing in college like I did, he was raw. He was not a good shooter. He was tenacious and athletic along with being veeeeeery tall and long. So you know what I have seen from PE Jr. at the same age? He is more athletic and agile than his pops, he handles the ball better, and he shoots better. Unfortunately, for 6'8" he is nothing special at the NBA level. At 7 feet he would be a high lottery pick. Yes, a lottery pick. If you don't believe me, go check out guys like Stromile swift who get picked in the lottery because they are unusually tall and athletic. Or Desagana Diop. They are picked for potential and nothing else.

And Ewing Sr.? You take 4 inches from him and he wouldn't have been anything special. That's right, I said it. His entire offensive game was based on getting his shooting release over his defensive player. He wouldn't have been able to do that at 6'8", and he wasn't that agile, he could not put the ball on the floor at all. So at 6'8", a short power forward or tall small forward, Ewing Sr. may have been a borderline NBA player himself.

If you can argue that, please make a cohesive argument about how the same Patrick Ewing we know and love would have been a great NBA player at 6'8". Since I said "cohesive", that excuses cookedcokehop and 4949.

Try to take it light and avoid the herd mentality.

oohah



[Edited by - oohah on 03-09-2008 02:50 AM]
Good luck Mike D'Antoni, 'cause you ain't never seen nothing like this before!
Allanfan20
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9/3/2008  3:05 AM
Oohah, if Shaq were 6'8", he'd be Larry Johnson (As a Knick) at best. It doesn't matter what he would have been at a certain height. If Nate Robinson were 6'8", he'd be LeBron. Doesn't matter.

Point is, Ewing used his height to it's greatest use, and lots and lots and lots of players don't say that. He was a great Knick and either the greatest or second greatest behind Clyde.

And maybe Junior is 6'8", but lets see how he can do as a Knick.
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Bippity10
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9/3/2008  11:08 AM
If I was 7 foot 12 I would have killed Patrick Ewing.
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BigRedDog
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9/3/2008  12:33 PM
Don't take it personally but this is dumb! You are saying that a 6'2" player is more athletic than a 7'0". wow! Then you are saying if you could take that 6'2" player, grow him 10" and keep his athleticism he will be better than the 7'0" player. Wow again. Just end this post and stop defending a ridiculous discussion.
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9/3/2008  3:30 PM
Posted by oohah:
LMAO nothing like a good laugh before class. Sounds like someone is quite upset. Don't get mad at the fact that this will go down as the worse thread in ultimateknicks history. The fact that my name refers to drugs does not mean I have any affiliation to the use of it. I have never used cocaine. Don't judge the name because your post aren't sane. Cookdcokehop > oohaha

So you admit that your name refers to drugs but you don't use them? You sell them?

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Guys, try and have some fun. Don't succumb to the U.K. Mafia style douchery that "Superfly Cooked-Coke-hops" (Means crack or base-rock) turned this thread into. In fact he once even made fun of fans of the Ewing teams of the 90's 'cause he doesn't remember them, and that is fact.

oohah

Man listen this thread sucks...stop catching feelings. Nobody is saying your a bad poster. I started watching the Knicks in 1998 so maybe I don't know everything about Ewing, but I do watch NBA Classics and he is in the TOP 50 GREATEST PLAYERS ALL TIME!!! His son averaged 6 points per game for his college career. The trade was done out of respect for Ewing more than anything else. My 3 yr old niece can tell you that even if Patrick Ewing Jr. was 8 feet tall he will be nothing more than a Steven Hunteresque player. So the question is...is Steven Hunter better than Patrick Ewing??? Or maybe if he was 6'5 he would be better than Crawford. Just don't respond so this thread can fade into oblivion and we can move on in this boring offseason. And I must be a terrible drug dealer if I am on my computer posting here or in class all day...
Bippity10
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9/3/2008  4:12 PM
cookdcokehop: I believe that you want this post to fade into Bolivan, not oblivion......Man some people need to study their Tyson speak more closely.

As for this thread: Worst thread in the history of the world. We are all dumber for having read it . don't worry Ooh Ahh you are still loved.
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Allanfan20
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9/3/2008  4:20 PM
Bip, I'm gonna eat your children for posting in this thread.
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Bippity10
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9/3/2008  4:21 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

Bip, I'm gonna eat your children for posting in this thread.

Now there is a man who knows his Tyson
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Allanfan20
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9/3/2008  4:22 PM
Anything Mike Tyson does, I can do better.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
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