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martin
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2/14/2008  12:00 PM
Posted by King1:

I am sending Bitty flowers and a picture of Zach in a thong to get on her good side.

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nyk4ever
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2/14/2008  12:06 PM
Posted by EnySpree:

The rest is history.

(I started the joke thread by the way......great thread)

Ah yes Eny. My bad on forgetting that. It was a good thread, some real good jokes in there.
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nyk4ever
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2/14/2008  12:06 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by King1:

I am sending Bitty flowers and a picture of Zach in a thong to get on her good side.


LOL that picture of Costanza is an all-time classic. That was a great episode.
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Starks1994
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2/14/2008  12:10 PM
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Starks1994:

What's the story on this chick/cheetos/ultimateknicks.com ?

Is there anyone out there that can give newer posters like me a mini wikkipedia like bio. I'd bang the red out of her hair!

I can only explain the Cheetos.

Someone made a joke thread not to long ago and people were posting jokes. So...

I posted this joke that my friend had told me a few back about this guy who lost his job. One morning he woke up and went to the bathroom and noticed his ***** was bright orange. Obviously he was taken back by this, so he went to the doctor to have it checked out. The doctor asks him what he's been up to lately and he said that he lost his job so not a whole lot, just a lot of sitting around his house. The Doctor asks him if he's been eating anything different, if he had changed his diet at all. The guy says, none of that, I haven't changed a thing, all I've been doing all day is watching porno and eating cheetos.

Thanks man. It all adds up lol. I thought maybe for a second that was a picture of girl that posts on here or something becuase people seem to know her name.
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nyk4ever
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2/14/2008  12:13 PM
Posted by Starks1994:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Starks1994:

What's the story on this chick/cheetos/ultimateknicks.com ?

Is there anyone out there that can give newer posters like me a mini wikkipedia like bio. I'd bang the red out of her hair!

I can only explain the Cheetos.

Someone made a joke thread not to long ago and people were posting jokes. So...

I posted this joke that my friend had told me a few back about this guy who lost his job. One morning he woke up and went to the bathroom and noticed his ***** was bright orange. Obviously he was taken back by this, so he went to the doctor to have it checked out. The doctor asks him what he's been up to lately and he said that he lost his job so not a whole lot, just a lot of sitting around his house. The Doctor asks him if he's been eating anything different, if he had changed his diet at all. The guy says, none of that, I haven't changed a thing, all I've been doing all day is watching porno and eating cheetos.

Thanks man. It all adds up lol. I thought maybe for a second that was a picture of girl that posts on here or something becuase people seem to know her name.

LOL! Whenever someone mentions the name Saramae it's because at one point over the summer, there was this chick who came on here who said she was out in Vegas while the Summer league was going on. She said she had a drink with one of the Knicks assistants and really had a good time and never got his number, only knew his name. She came here asking us if there was anyway we could help her out in getting the guys number. It was friggen hilarious.
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EnySpree
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2/14/2008  12:22 PM
The history or our inside jokes, lol. Kinda taking us away from the man rape that is Valentines day.
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nyk4ever
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2/14/2008  12:23 PM
Posted by EnySpree:

The history or our inside jokes, lol. Kinda taking us away from the man rape that is Valentines day.

No doubt, man rape is right.
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Starks1994
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2/14/2008  12:48 PM
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Starks1994:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Starks1994:

What's the story on this chick/cheetos/ultimateknicks.com ?

Is there anyone out there that can give newer posters like me a mini wikkipedia like bio. I'd bang the red out of her hair!

I can only explain the Cheetos.

Someone made a joke thread not to long ago and people were posting jokes. So...

I posted this joke that my friend had told me a few back about this guy who lost his job. One morning he woke up and went to the bathroom and noticed his ***** was bright orange. Obviously he was taken back by this, so he went to the doctor to have it checked out. The doctor asks him what he's been up to lately and he said that he lost his job so not a whole lot, just a lot of sitting around his house. The Doctor asks him if he's been eating anything different, if he had changed his diet at all. The guy says, none of that, I haven't changed a thing, all I've been doing all day is watching porno and eating cheetos.

Thanks man. It all adds up lol. I thought maybe for a second that was a picture of girl that posts on here or something becuase people seem to know her name.

LOL! Whenever someone mentions the name Saramae it's because at one point over the summer, there was this chick who came on here who said she was out in Vegas while the Summer league was going on. She said she had a drink with one of the Knicks assistants and really had a good time and never got his number, only knew his name. She came here asking us if there was anyway we could help her out in getting the guys number. It was friggen hilarious.


I'm guessing she was hit on and private messaged by about Half of the forum while she was here. lol

I gotta find that thread, that sounds like a funny read.
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Marv
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2/14/2008  12:51 PM
Posted by Starks1994:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Starks1994:
Posted by nyk4ever:
Posted by Starks1994:

What's the story on this chick/cheetos/ultimateknicks.com ?

Is there anyone out there that can give newer posters like me a mini wikkipedia like bio. I'd bang the red out of her hair!

I can only explain the Cheetos.

Someone made a joke thread not to long ago and people were posting jokes. So...

I posted this joke that my friend had told me a few back about this guy who lost his job. One morning he woke up and went to the bathroom and noticed his ***** was bright orange. Obviously he was taken back by this, so he went to the doctor to have it checked out. The doctor asks him what he's been up to lately and he said that he lost his job so not a whole lot, just a lot of sitting around his house. The Doctor asks him if he's been eating anything different, if he had changed his diet at all. The guy says, none of that, I haven't changed a thing, all I've been doing all day is watching porno and eating cheetos.

Thanks man. It all adds up lol. I thought maybe for a second that was a picture of girl that posts on here or something becuase people seem to know her name.

LOL! Whenever someone mentions the name Saramae it's because at one point over the summer, there was this chick who came on here who said she was out in Vegas while the Summer league was going on. She said she had a drink with one of the Knicks assistants and really had a good time and never got his number, only knew his name. She came here asking us if there was anyway we could help her out in getting the guys number. It was friggen hilarious.


I'm guessing she was hit on and private messaged by about Half of the forum while she was here. lol

I gotta find that thread, that sounds like a funny read.

here's another quick hint starks1994. get yer alba count on
TMS
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2/14/2008  3:53 PM
Posted by EnySpree:




I had this posted in the alba thread but took it off and put it here.

Bernie Mac is crazy!!!! Still there is so hilarious truth to what he is saying. Women want you to romance them, take them out, buy them ****, be a gentleman, take them home and **** the **** out of them.......Damn thats alot of responsibility!!!! Unless I really like you.....you better get yours cuz I'm bout to get min in about 90 secs!!!! Bernie touches on that in the click. Too funny and true

"whatchoo lookin' at you nasty sumumob*tch!" OMG, hilarious!
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2/14/2008  6:28 PM
The Cadillac Man says it all for me:


I can't say no to a woman. I love 'em. I got to make them happy. If they're happy, I can be happy.
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