Posted by martin:

Posted by NYKBocker:

I thought this was a thread about Seinfeld.

no soup for you

Posted by EnySpree:

Posted by nyk4ever:

LOL Good stuff Eny.

Whatever happens next, it better include Cheetos.

I was hoping I could make it home without inccident......but.......

I meet my sister at the polls tonight. She is anxious to vote Obama baby. Well we find our district and tell the lady our name so she can find our spot in the book. My sister was like, "hi, my name is enysis(that's her real UK name btw though she never posts), e-n-y-s-i-s" . The lady replied, "wait, wait, wait, your gonna have to spell that for me." My sis puzzled says, "what? Um ok e-n-y-s-i-s". I'm dying laughing. The lady must have caught how stupid she was cuz she had that "doo doo face". Ah well after searching the names, in alphabetical order mind you, turns out we were at the wrong table.

Anyway we get to our correct table where the people were like rocket scientists compared to that lady. Turns out our mom was there but not us! Anyway that's totally retarded cuz we all have maintained the same address. So we had to pass a write in.

Before they let us do that the lady said, "you can fill out a write in but I'm afraid you can't". What? So I'm like, "why not?" She goes, " cuz you don't have a pen." I guess everyone working for the place took the little yellow bus to the polls.

So we did that and got outta there. Got some chinese and headed home. Ate that.....watching espn......

Its cheetos time! Got a bag waiting for me under my pillow....for the night cap.

Posted by kam77:

Posted by EnySpree:

We always start threads about our feelings on something.

I have to take a massive dump.

Other than that I'm fine.

Do you ever get up from taking a dump and look down in surpise at how full the bowl is? And this is after you already went earlier today? And then later you have to go again and you're like... what the hell did I eat last night? A three dump day. Hallelujah. Birds are singing. Your body feels lighter. Colors seem more vivid. Ever have that?

Posted by EnySpree:

Posted by GKFv2:

Posted by kam77:

Posted by EnySpree:

We always start threads about our feelings on something.

I have to take a massive dump.

Other than that I'm fine.

Do you ever get up from taking a dump and look down in surpise at how full the bowl is? And this is after you already went earlier today? And then later you have to go again and you're like... what the hell did I eat last night? A three dump day. Hallelujah. Birds are singing. Your body feels lighter. Colors seem more vivid. Ever have that?

No but there is a beautiful sunset today.

</notgay>

Ever go days without a dump? Thats weird as hell cuz you tecnically should dump something off at least once.

I remember I spent a week with my uncle a few years back and he said, "I never saw someone eat so much and never take a ****." Had me worried like a muthafuka. I seriously went least 5 days without taking a dump. Like where did it go?

[Edited by - enyspree on 06-02-2008 8:18 PM]