Then someone needs to introduce him to R.Kelly....

Posted by VDesai:

Haha.

Seriously, is there anyway you can get her to your bed without getting her drunk? If so, that's the way to go.

Touche, but this is bit different. I met her out once when she invited me to her place, and I drank, puffed and popped a Xanax. Let's just say I was more intoxicated than her. Then, we went out for sushi, which was sober and a date. I went out the other night to celebrate being done with finals... and it was the first time I had been OUT in a month or longer. She's young and being out with her friends is still really important to her, hence the **** show... and I wanted to celebrate and getting drunk, playing pool, and fornicating is a preferred method for the Supreme Commander.

Posted by Panos:

Posted by VDesai:

Haha.

Seriously, is there anyway you can get her to your bed without getting her drunk? If so, that's the way to go.

Yeah, but then maybe she won't pee on him. Perhaps he's into that.

NO. I'm not into that. But if I can't share this information on a (quasi)-anonymous message board, where/when can I share it? It's a funny story, but i don't feel like telling people who know who she is... because that would almost be mean.

Posted by SupremeCommander:

Posted by VDesai:

Haha.

Seriously, is there anyway you can get her to your bed without getting her drunk? If so, that's the way to go.

Touche, but this is bit different. I met her out once when she invited me to her place, and I drank, puffed and popped a Xanax. Let's just say I was more intoxicated than her. Then, we went out for sushi, which was sober and a date. I went out the other night to celebrate being done with finals... and it was the first time I had been OUT in a month or longer. She's young and being out with her friends is still really important to her, hence the **** show... and I wanted to celebrate and getting drunk, playing pool, and fornicating is a preferred method for the Supreme Commander.

Posted by Panos:

Posted by VDesai:

Haha.

Seriously, is there anyway you can get her to your bed without getting her drunk? If so, that's the way to go.

Yeah, but then maybe she won't pee on him. Perhaps he's into that.

NO. I'm not into that. But if I can't share this information on a (quasi)-anonymous message board, where/when can I share it? It's a funny story, but i don't feel like telling people who know who she is... because that would almost be mean.

almost.