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izybx
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11/28/2007  1:38 PM
LOL great post man, Its funny how a few of your rules aplly beautifully to certain posters here, ROFL!
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newyorknewyork
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11/28/2007  1:39 PM
LOL,

I don't think im cut out to be a UK poster.
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newyorknewyork
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11/28/2007  1:41 PM
Are there a training sessions available??
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BasketballJones
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11/28/2007  1:42 PM
Posted by newyorknewyork:

Are there a training sessions available??

Just read posts and imitate the great ones.
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BasketballJones
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11/28/2007  1:43 PM
Posted by BasketballJones:
Posted by newyorknewyork:

Are there a training sessions available??

Just read posts and imitate the great ones.

You can start with 8-f. That one's pretty easy to apply.
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BasketballJones
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11/28/2007  1:44 PM
146 quality posts to go 'till retirement.
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VDesai
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11/28/2007  2:03 PM
You forgot no.12- quote as many replies as humanly possible to make your post take up as much screen space as possible.
codeunknown
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11/28/2007  2:39 PM
And No. 13 - make allies quickly for when times get tough. Whether you're in the Po-po or the Mafia, you're in good company.
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EnySpree
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11/28/2007  2:47 PM
Basketballjones........I think you might have solidified yourself as the most psychotic poster ever.
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11/28/2007  4:06 PM
HILARIOUS! (even more hilarious that i found myself to fit almost every description you listed there)
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Bippity10
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11/28/2007  4:08 PM
I think number 2 is the all time best
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11/28/2007  6:28 PM
Thanks to BasketballJone's eloquacious tips on how to be a prolific poster, I'm ready to show all these moribund ignoramuses whose boss with my vociferously potent pontifications. Thanks BBall!!!
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11/28/2007  7:01 PM
You forget - never post before drinking...
Also you can post and drink... but do not forget to spellcheck using Word - you will come up with funny things...
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4949
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12/8/2007  11:16 PM
Posted by Solace:

I couldn't be bothered to read this post, hater. That being said, the Knicks will win 85 games this year, trust me they'll turn it around, they just need time to gel. GO NY GO NY GO NY!

Ten years wasn't enough huh?
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4949
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12/8/2007  11:17 PM
Posted by BasketballJones:
Posted by K22:

Are these the new UK Man Laws?

No, I just derived these from reading posts here over the past few years.

Maybe I been here too long....

Then your in trouble. Your only halfway to the ultimate poster count of 10,000 or more hits. LOL
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4949
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12/8/2007  11:19 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

I'm pretty sure 6f was a direct shot at me.

Jerk.

And if it was a Bobo reference I'm pretty sure you wouldn't make a joke like that to me in person.



[Edited by - bippity10 on 28-11-2007 1:01 PM]

Yeah, not unless he wants to be beat'n to a bloody pulp.
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4949
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12/8/2007  11:22 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

Thank God! Only 152 posts till Basketballjones retires. Perhaps Martin or Andrew can give me your password so I can speed up your posting count process.

Oh ****!
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4949
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12/8/2007  11:25 PM
Posted by martin:
Posted by Allanfan20:

Thank God! Only 152 posts till Basketballjones retires. Perhaps Martin or Andrew can give me your password so I can speed up your posting count process.

it's: iluvme

Oh no!
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islesfan
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12/9/2007  12:21 AM
Just got around to reading this thread. Absolutely hysterical. I should probably be offended by some, if not most of it but that was classic stuff.

This is why I picked BasketballJones as one of my favorite and one of the funniest posters on this board.
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BasketballJones
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12/9/2007  12:54 AM
Posted by islesfan:

Just got around to reading this thread. Absolutely hysterical. I should probably be offended by some, if not most of it but that was classic stuff.

This is why I picked BasketballJones as one of my favorite and one of the funniest posters on this board.

There's no one here who shouldn't be offended by this.
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