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Okay it's 4:00 in the Morning and my son just puked on the cat
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Panos
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11/24/2007  5:08 PM
AUTOADVERT
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11/24/2007  5:39 PM
so far we're 1-0 in games following a lil' bip cat-hurling session.
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11/24/2007  5:56 PM
Bip, if you choose to puke on your kid in retribution, I'd back you. I think it's completely warranted.
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11/24/2007  10:17 PM
I want to thank everyone for the wonderful responses:

1.) Travis is finally asleep.
2.) The cat has still not been found. We live in a duplex and he finds a way to get next door. I'm guessing that's where he is. hehehehehe!
3.) My hope is that the cat goes outside and cleans himself. Isn't that what they do?
4.) The little shiot did have it coming
5.) I'm going to sleep until Tuesday
6.) My goal for the next game is to duct tape the cat to Travis and then feed Travis rancid meat before the Jazz game. Let's start a winning streak
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11/24/2007  10:19 PM
Posted by BasketballJones:

I hope the lazy boy's all right.

lazy boy is okay. Luckily I keep the plastic on.
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11/24/2007  10:20 PM
Posted by Marv:

i'm impressed that you got to your computer to post this.

my worst moment was when i held my daughter up above my head to toss her in the air and she let loose in my face.

I needed a hug.
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Panos
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11/24/2007  11:01 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

6.) My goal for the next game is to duct tape the cat to Travis and then feed Travis rancid meat before the Jazz game. Let's start a winning streak

Duct tape yes. But you won't need rancid meat. Just watching the Knicks defense should do it. Does for me.
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11/24/2007  11:47 PM
Posted by Bippity10:
Posted by BasketballJones:

I hope the lazy boy's all right.

lazy boy is okay. Luckily I keep the plastic on.

Whew! Man, I was worried there for a sec.
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11/24/2007  11:52 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

I want to thank everyone for the wonderful responses:

1.) Travis is finally asleep.
2.) The cat has still not been found. We live in a duplex and he finds a way to get next door. I'm guessing that's where he is. hehehehehe!
3.) My hope is that the cat goes outside and cleans himself. Isn't that what they do?
4.) The little shiot did have it coming
5.) I'm going to sleep until Tuesday
6.) My goal for the next game is to duct tape the cat to Travis and then feed Travis rancid meat before the Jazz game. Let's start a winning streak

Keep us updated on the whereabouts of the cat. Yes, he'll try to clean himself, which may be hard, depending on the volume of vomit. (It sounds like there was at least two gallons of the stuff.)

Let us know if he ever comes back.
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11/25/2007  12:03 AM
If you were the cat, would you return after that?
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11/25/2007  12:46 AM
Posted by Solace:

If you were the cat, would you return after that?

Generally no, but it's cold outside.
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11/26/2007  1:24 PM
I hate to ask, but did the cat ever come back?
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11/26/2007  1:25 PM
Cats back. I put him in a bath today. He loved it.........He loved it.
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Panos
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11/26/2007  1:25 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

Cats back. I put him in a bath today. He loved it.........He loved it.

You would too if you were covered in crusty puke.
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11/26/2007  1:28 PM
That's good. I don't know why I was worrying about your stupid cat. Actually, I was thinking about your kid and how bad he'd feel if the stupid cat didn't come back.
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11/26/2007  1:29 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

Cats back. I put him in a bath today. He loved it.........He loved it.

Nice to hear the cat is OK. Is your son still sick?
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11/26/2007  1:32 PM
Posted by BasketballJones:
Posted by Solace:

If you were the cat, would you return after that?

Generally no, but it's cold outside.

Stephan was cold too...
Actually he is not stinks so bad after the bath


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11/26/2007  1:49 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:
Posted by Bippity10:

Cats back. I put him in a bath today. He loved it.........He loved it.

Nice to hear the cat is OK. Is your son still sick?

He's fine today. It was about 48 hours of misery though. Thanks for asking. The cat was back on his lap this morning...........I don't want anyone ever telling me that cats are as smart as dogs.
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11/26/2007  1:59 PM
Cats are actually smarter than dogs. In this case, the cat new there was a lot of fluid that needed to be soaked up, and nobly used his fur to get the job done.
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11/26/2007  2:11 PM
This thread's got to be the highlight of our season
Okay it's 4:00 in the Morning and my son just puked on the cat

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