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kam77
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5/8/2007  5:34 PM
What i'd love to see is a picture of Eddy Curry actually attempting some on the ball defense on his man, except that we photoshop out the guy he's defending and the rock he's holding and cut in Ronald McDonald holding a big mac with Eddy reaching for it. that would make this thread work.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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5/8/2007  5:40 PM
Make it happen, Kam.

It might just earn you a TCNFHCA.
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5/8/2007  6:09 PM
Aside: Sweetney has ballooooooooned.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
Marv
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5/8/2007  6:09 PM
i see.

you guys get your knickers all in a bunch over eddy humor, but we take ourselves too seriously.

then you go digging for gold with this thread, but it's not trolling.

hmmmm. could you come up with something a little more plausible?
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5/8/2007  6:46 PM
Isiah traded away two high draft picks for Eddy Curry. That's not funny, it's sad. Excuse me if I see no humor in the Eddy Curry situation.
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5/8/2007  6:48 PM
Posted by Marv:

here's one.

eddy curry walks into a diner. he's feeling real real hungry.

he picks up a copy of the ny times before ordering. he sees a headline that reads,"ny times knick forum closes due to priggish passive-aggressive posters taking so many dumps in their sandbox they turned it into a ltterbox: trollers now seeking attention on alternate knick boards."

eddy finds this so distasteful that he leaves the diner without eating, thus aiding in his off-season quest to slim down.

These guys are from the Times Forum? I can't believe that. I heard it was a real classy forum.
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5/8/2007  6:51 PM
Can't we all just get along?

Why do I always have to play peacemaker around here?
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5/8/2007  10:31 PM
BasketballJones - The Former NYT Forum had no class

(but we did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express...)

That's what made it kinda cool

[Edited by - misterearl on 05-08-2007 10:31 PM]
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Bippity10
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5/9/2007  9:47 AM
Who takes themselves to seriously?

The guy that makes a joke about Curry downing Chili Dogs while guarding Shaq?

Or the guy that makes a post that displays his disgust with said jokes?

I'm not answering, I'm just asking.

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5/9/2007  9:49 AM
Posted by Bippity10:

Who takes themselves to seriously?

The guy that makes a joke about Curry downing Chili Dogs while guarding Shaq?

Or the guy that makes a post that displays his disgust with said jokes?

I'm not answering, I'm just asking.

Chili Dogs?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I think you might just win this one Bip.
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5/9/2007  11:51 AM
No tamin of the style cuz it gets irreverent
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5/9/2007  12:02 PM
KBY, you are the man, and receive my nomination for today (and appropriately, looks like David Lee is beating him to the prize).
Who takes themselves to seriously?

The guy that makes a joke about Curry downing Chili Dogs while guarding Shaq?

Or the guy that makes a post that displays his disgust with said jokes?

Or the guys who join the chorus of indignation when someone playfully makes fun of the guy making the Chili Dog joke?

Or the guy anxious to point out how much he does not take himself too seriously?
Disgust
is entirely inaccurate. I'm amused by the jokes. Which is why I sincerely hope this thread soon takes on the purpose for which it was intended.







[Edited by - rembee76 on 05-09-2007 12:04 PM]
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5/9/2007  12:07 PM
Posted by RemBee76:

KBY, you are the man, and receive my nomination for today (and appropriately, looks like David Lee is beating him to the prize).
Who takes themselves to seriously?

The guy that makes a joke about Curry downing Chili Dogs while guarding Shaq?

Or the guy that makes a post that displays his disgust with said jokes?

Or the guys who join the chorus of indignation when someone playfully makes fun of the guy making the Chili Dog joke?

Or the guy anxious to point out how much he does not take himself too seriously?
Disgust
is entirely inaccurate. I'm amused by the jokes. Which is why I sincerely hope this thread soon takes on the purpose for which it was intended.







[Edited by - rembee76 on 05-09-2007 12:04 PM]

Riiiiiiiiiiight
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Bippity10
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5/9/2007  12:09 PM
I think the guy that takes himself most seriously is the guy that points out that the other guy who points out the other guy that points out the other guy that is being too serious. That is the guy that takes things too seriously.

Personally I don't think Curry is all that fat and have never posted a picture of him doing anything besides not rebounding.
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BasketballJones
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5/9/2007  12:19 PM
Posted by knicksbabyyeah:

No tamin of the style cuz it gets irreverent
NYT forum represent, represent


This would be much funnier if it was a chili dog they were going after.
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RemBee76
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5/9/2007  12:27 PM
Posted by Bippity10:
Riiiiiiiiiiight

Sincerely, I thought KBY's collage is amusing.

By starting a thread for Curry Jokes I hope to take them out of the context of real basketball discussion and detach them from their subject, fictionalizing them like Polish Jokes. That way fictions that have taken on a truth in peoples minds, like the fiction that Curry doesn't attend to his conditioning, can not replace real facts in a quality discussion.

I would hope, seeing as how you don't think Curry is all that fat and all, that you would appreciate that.
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5/9/2007  12:51 PM
Posted by RemBee76:
By starting a thread for Curry Jokes I hope to take them out of the context of real basketball discussion and detach them from their subject, fictionalizing them like Polish Jokes. That way fictions that have taken on a truth in peoples minds, like the fiction that Curry doesn't attend to his conditioning, can not replace real facts in a quality discussion.

It's no fiction that Curry's teammates have commented on the difficulty of getting Eddy to the gym in the off-season. Q-Rich did so just a couple of months ago. His passion for the game has also been questioned by coaches in the past, that's why we have so many debates over whether Curry needs a disciplinarian or schmoozer to motivate him.

This is not some broad sweeping bias, like attacking someone's race, ethnicity, or gender. This is a very real issue specific to Eddy Curry and his will and determination (or lack thereof) to reach his potential and justify what we gave up for him. Trying to fictionalize it and treat it like an ethnic slur is way off base and is suggestive of an unwillingness to confront reality.
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5/9/2007  1:50 PM
Posted by RemBee76:
Posted by Bippity10:
Riiiiiiiiiiight

Sincerely, I thought KBY's collage is amusing.

By starting a thread for Curry Jokes I hope to take them out of the context of real basketball discussion and detach them from their subject, fictionalizing them like Polish Jokes. That way fictions that have taken on a truth in peoples minds, like the fiction that Curry doesn't attend to his conditioning, can not replace real facts in a quality discussion.

I would hope, seeing as how you don't think Curry is all that fat and all, that you would appreciate that.

Again Riiiiiiight.

Once again you and I with the round about conversation. Tell me one thing that I've said about Curry that was unfair?

He is the topic of discussion on the board for a reason. He is the centerpiece of the organization right now. When his positives outweigh his negatives you will hear the board focus on those. In the meantime you will hear the board focus on the negatives. That's reality. It's NY. It's why it's so hard to be a franchise player in NY. If the player can't handle it, he shouldn't be here. GM's have to know that only certain players can handle the scrutiny. So far I haven't seen evidence that he can't, but I've seen plenty of evidence that some fans can't.

My opinion on Curry is simple, and again I challenge you to find something that's unfair. And if you disagree with something than point that out and we can discuss it. I feel Curry has the physical tools to be one of the best players in the game today. With some polish he could get his PPG up around 25. With his size and athletic ability he could average 10-12 rebounds per game and at least 1 block(and that's being generous) per game. In my mind he is a tremendous talent that to this day has not shown the mental attitude and work ethic to take advantage of all his skills. Can he one day? Of course. Will he? I have no idea. Like any Knick fan, I know he's here for the long haul and I pray that he figures it out. In the meantime he needs to rebound and play D.

Again, point out something in my post that is unfair. If there is, we can discuss. If not, than what's your complaint? Is it possible that you are taking his criticism far too seriously? The guy has flaws, he is our centerpiece, so fans are going to talk about them. That's life.

[Edited by - bippity10 on 09-05-2007 1:55 PM]
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5/9/2007  2:21 PM
I just find it hilarious when people get offended when people makes jokes about players on the Knicks, as if they are their brothers or cousins. I mean, I find it understandable if someone gets mad when someone makes a joke about the president, b/c he really is important, but other than that, please. We should be making jokes about our lives, b/c we need something called HUMOR! Especially since the Knicks suck and it doesn't look so bright with Dolan and Isiah continueing to lead.
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Posted by Allanfan20:

I just find it hilarious when people get offended when people makes jokes about players on the Knicks, as if they are their brothers or cousins. I mean, I find it understandable if someone gets mad when someone makes a joke about the president, b/c he really is important, but other than that, please. We should be making jokes about our lives, b/c we need something called HUMOR! Especially since the Knicks suck and it doesn't look so bright with Dolan and Isiah continueing to lead.

You like jokes. Quick, what's the difference between Curry and a tub of lard? The tub of lard will at least rebound.
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