Posted by BlueSeats:
Posted by TrueBlue:
Blue can you break down the technical terms on what this offense is described as? You know "Boogie Oogie" whatever you said about 2mos ago. Hilarious stuff you said.
I don't remember what I called it back then, but it was supposed to be a combination of three great offenses: Kobe in the octagon, John Wooden's high post Hollywood Shuffle, and Bobby Knight's throwing chairs at his players.
We were told by some it would prove not only Isiah's genius, but that Larry had to be sabotaging the team with his halfcourt offense.
All seems so long ago now.
I don't want anyone to get excited but word is coming out of a bunker in Southside Chiacgo that Isiah is experimenting with a new 4-guard rotation. Thats right, not a 3-guard rotation, but a 4-guard rotation he is calling a "salute to the bad boys." He says he expects it to be just as effective as the "quick" offense," but only more so. Expectedly, Nixluva and Misterearl were found writing "thank you" letters outside of the hidden bunker. They were arrested soon after.
In other news, Isiah has also come up with a sparkling new defense called the "Naismith tripoint siege," which allows Eddy Curry to basically just stand there while the rest of the team guards his man. One Eastern Conference executive, whom we spoke to under conditions of anonymity, looked somewhat puzzled and said "How was that different from last year?" We'll leave that up to you to decide.
Finally, and most remarkably, there are rumors that Crawford may streak across arenas throughout the playoffs in an attempt to rekindle interest in the floundering team during the post-season. Isiah was quoted as saying, "since we don't have meaningless games in which to play him, we thought we'd find other ways in which to make him look stupid." Calls to Crawford were not returned as he was possibly in the process of getting naked.
Sh-t in the popcorn to go with sh-t on the court. Its a theme show like Medieval times.