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BlueSeats
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4/13/2007  12:07 PM
There once was a "future" named Curry
Whose love for the game was unhurried
When he could have been conquering opponents and fans
He played with Big Mac and Frye's grease on hands
Now instead of winning we're worried

[Edited by - blueseats on 04-13-2007 12:08 PM]
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4/13/2007  12:32 PM

There once was a knick named Nate....
Whose father swears was a mistake..
He didn't know Imus was racial...
Because he was all so special...
and now the little bus he chases is late.
Marv
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4/13/2007  12:34 PM
you guys - these are f'g priceless!
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4/13/2007  12:54 PM
We once had a PG who sold cheap shoe....
Who turned his big toe woefully blue..
He proclaimed he was the great....
Which proved to be a mental masterbate...
and now he cries in plain view.
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4/13/2007  12:55 PM
Posted by Marv:

you guys - these are f'g priceless!

HAHA!! You started it...

There once was guard named Steph
With top notch skills most def
He was a surly dude
With a bad attitude
Team chemistry? There ain't anything left
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4/13/2007  2:09 PM



There once was Anucha whom he wanted to stick....
Isiah he thought she'd wax his prick!
She was one in a dozen...
Hired Marburys cousin....
and now he's got to give Bulls our pick!
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4/13/2007  2:15 PM
There once was an Imus who said "nappy headed hoe"....
Who offended many people and just had to go.....
He raised the ire of the masses
With his statements so classless....
and now is bigger than Wade Vs. Rowe
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4/13/2007  2:24 PM
HAHA!!! This thread is great!!
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4/13/2007  2:31 PM
There was once was a pres named Isiah
Dolan hired him to get a big name playa
He made a trade and brought to the team a Scowl
He also brought in Curry, even though the trade was Foul
Isiah said Larry stole the players joy
But it was the Bulls who were coy
They are drafting Greg Oden with the Knicks pick, who will win next years ROY
"OMG - did we just go on a two-trade-wining-streak?" -SupremeCommander
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4/13/2007  2:53 PM
There once was a man named Steve Mills...
Nobody know what job he fills....
He signs off contracts with no affliction....
with no regard to Cap Tax constriction....
and ignores all the ticketholder shrills!
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4/13/2007  3:09 PM
Knick fans have a reason to shout.
From the playoff picture, they fell out.
Jared Jeffries airs a three
as Eddy moves into cup size D.
Tell the Baha Men we KNOW who let the dogs out.
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4/13/2007  3:16 PM
Posted by MaTT4281:

Knick fans have a reason to shout.
From the playoff picture, they fell out.
Jared Jeffries airs a three
as Eddy moves into cup size D.
Tell the Baha Men we KNOW who let the dogs out.
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4/14/2007  10:49 AM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by MaTT4281:

Knick fans have a reason to shout.
From the playoff picture, they fell out.
Jared Jeffries airs a three
as Eddy moves into cup size D.
Tell the Baha Men we KNOW who let the dogs out.



We once had an owner who hired a theif.....
That Starphuching to fortune was his strong belief....

Behavior can't condone
He wore a scare from Karl malone.

And now they just show off their shiny new teeth.....
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4/15/2007  4:04 PM
Knicks Haiku's:

Isiah is safe
Extension, security
Knicks fans in danger

Defense Defense clap
The crowd's chants are so futile
More wide open threes

Quick offense? Princeton?
Our strategy is simple
Turn the ball over

Nixluva is here
To discuss his many hopes
DJ wants Alba

MLE stands for
Many losing endeavors
We just cannot win

(join in -- the format is easy: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)
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4/15/2007  5:12 PM
Just beautiful eViL, how come you never hear THAT on those Knicks Poetry Slams?
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4/15/2007  5:25 PM
Up in the rafters.
Hung limp on the line. Banners?
Suicidal fans.
"You shall play basketball and you shall play it great."
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4/16/2007  9:33 AM
Did haiku kill this funny thread or was it something I said?
"You shall play basketball and you shall play it great."
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4/16/2007  10:12 AM
im more of a "there once was a man from Nantucket" kind of guy than Haiku.

Just me.

Maybe the season as it falls to shread and hope is lost has lost some of the humor.

Typical, the Homers will defend the team vs. the haters while the doubters (like me) will waffle back an forth looking for shread of hope and better days.
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4/16/2007  10:37 AM
Posted by GhandiOrr:

Did haiku kill this funny thread or was it something I said?

Nah dude... Yours was good. It's looks like a few people are going to power this thread. Not everyone is jumping to make Knicks's poems -- HAHA!!

And Nalod, I like the lymrics and the haikus -- it doesn't have to be one or the other.

There once were some fans on this board
Who gather and act like a horde
When the Knicks would do well
They'd be posting like hell
But today they are almost ignored
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4/16/2007  10:43 AM
Let the Redneck humor shine!

If you celebrate after only losing to Dallas by 2 - you might be a Knicks fan.

If you wrote more than a dozen fat jokes, all contatining the names Eddy Curry or Jerome James - you might be a Knicks fan.

If after hearing the Garden chanting "EDDY, EDDY!", your first thought was, "Where's Whoopi?" - you might be a Knicks fan.

If you start the wave in section 404, and then completely deny it in your "Live From" update - you might be a Knicks fan.

If you think that having your best five players back from injury could have helped win more games - you must be a homer.

If you think there is something disappointing with a 32 win season - you must be a hater.

If you spend time coming up with dumb little jokes on your Knicks fan board - you must have no life.
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