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Bippity10
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I've noticed that Balkman is not being criticized for anything he did last night. Is it because?
He played with great heart and does not deserve criticism?
He is white
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misterearl
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4/5/2007  3:22 PM
bippity - just curious. and this IS a serious question.

what criteria did you use to determine that Balkman was White?
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4/5/2007  3:31 PM
We are like the Celtics, we have some really good white players...Balkman, Lee, Mardy...
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4/5/2007  3:36 PM
There's no way Balkman is being criticized, he's on ESPN's young n soaring !!!
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4/5/2007  3:43 PM
Posted by misterearl:

bippity - just curious. and this IS a serious question.

what criteria did you use to determine that Balkman was White?

The fact that he is not being criticized is all the criteria I need. SAS will be screaming about this tomorrow, just you watch.
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4/5/2007  3:56 PM
Posted by misterearl:

bippity - just curious. and this IS a serious question.

what criteria did you use to determine that Balkman was White?

Wow
Sh-t in the popcorn to go with sh-t on the court. Its a theme show like Medieval times.
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4/5/2007  3:58 PM
Posted by misterearl:

bippity - just curious. and this IS a serious question.

what criteria did you use to determine that Balkman was White?

pcp.
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4/5/2007  4:32 PM
Posted by Bippity10:

[quote]Posted by Allanfan20:


I also noticed that Jamal and Q haven't been criticized for faking their injuries today. They must have undergone that radical "turn me white" surgery I've heard so mucha bout.

[Edited by - bippity10 on 04-05-2007 12:54 PM]

Its actually a very quick outpatient procedure. The technical term is shrinkage.
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4/5/2007  4:55 PM
Posted by codeunknown:
Posted by Bippity10:

[quote]Posted by Allanfan20:


I also noticed that Jamal and Q haven't been criticized for faking their injuries today. They must have undergone that radical "turn me white" surgery I've heard so mucha bout.

[Edited by - bippity10 on 04-05-2007 12:54 PM]

Its actually a very quick outpatient procedure. The technical term is shrinkage.

Oh know you didn't
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4/5/2007  6:13 PM

balkman is white?

it should say because balkman is high




[Edited by - Mondo on 04-05-2007 6:14 PM]
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4/6/2007  7:35 AM
Posted by codeunknown:
Posted by Bippity10:

[quote]Posted by Allanfan20:


I also noticed that Jamal and Q haven't been criticized for faking their injuries today. They must have undergone that radical "turn me white" surgery I've heard so mucha bout.

[Edited by - bippity10 on 04-05-2007 12:54 PM]

Its actually a very quick outpatient procedure. The technical term is shrinkage.

Ouch! Well, at least we don't have to claim Jerome James as one of our own!
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4/6/2007  9:53 AM
bippity - the funny thing about this awkward and meandering thread about Balkman's "Whiteness" is that it overlooks the on-the-court attributes of Renaldo Balkman. So, please pardon me while I hijack your attempt at hijacking his favorable attributes, don my Red (Holzman) on Roundball hat and list the top 10 things I like about Renaldo Balkman:

10. His dreads flying in the air on the break almost make you forget Charles Oakley diving in the stands. Almost.

9. All the fans who booed him on draft night have either jumped on his bandwagon or reconsidered their former negative tone, for a moment.

8. He doesn't run the floor... he sprints the floor

7. He thinks every loose ball belongs to him

6. When he played in a shiftline with David Lee this past Summer they seemed to bond on the court and look for each other.

5. He's 6'8

4. If he had a jumper with range he'd be Scottie Pippen. Almost.

3. All he wanted was the opportunity to show what he could do. Isn't that what we each ever want?

2. The Philly double-double was not an abberartion. It demonstrates his high level of comprehension of multiple facets of the game. The best part is his understanding of playing the angles on offensive rebounding.

1. Nobody expected him to be this good and nobody really knows how good he can be

[Edited by - misterearl on 04-06-2007 10:07 AM]
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4/6/2007  10:24 AM
Posted by misterearl:

2. The Philly double-double was not an abberartion. It demonstrates his high level of comprehension of multiple facets of the game. The best part is his understanding of playing the angles on offensive rebounding.

why misterearl, if i didn't know better i'd think you were assessing his basketball IQ.

so et me ask you your own favorite question: how do you determine if a player has a high bball IQ - or, his high level of comprehension of multiple facets of the game, if you prefer.
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4/6/2007  10:47 AM
BlueSeats - I don't know nuffin' 'bout no basketball IQ.

Unless we can determine a measurable criteria for that so-called "IQ" we will talk in circles until the 2010 NBA Playoffs and I ain't got that much time. Do you like the NFL's quarterback rating system?

Now if you wanna talk SAT Scores...
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misterearl
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4/6/2007  11:01 AM
Just for the record... there is no such thing as a basketball IQ any more than there is jumbo shrimp.

Hit the open man.
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4/6/2007  11:20 AM
Posted by misterearl:

Just for the record... there is no such thing as a basketball IQ any more than there is jumbo shrimp.

Hit the open man.


So Balkman really doesn't have a high level of comprehension of multiple facets of the game?

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4/6/2007  12:13 PM
How is Balkman white? He doesnt even talk white. What white player besides David Lee you see play with that much heart and energy? Is this another unfunny ultimateknick joke?...Retards
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4/6/2007  12:24 PM
Blue - what, you trying to start an argument?

(nice try howeva)

c'mon, if you read my Top Ten the top 10 things I like about Renaldo Balkman, basketball IQ was never mentioned.

I think Balkman's gifts are a wonderful blend of intuitive, athletic and intellectual qualities that we will never comprehend in their depth and detail. He has trained his body to be a non-stop engine. He has a fire about his game which New York fans love as they loved John Starks, who was also disregarded out of college.

That is a dangerous combination.

His dreads provide the added rastafari crown that symbolize his driving heartbeat not unlike that relentless bass beat of King Tubby, Sly and Robbie or the perfect harmony of The Gladiators or The Mighty Diamonds...

(which our beloved Knicks must cohere as, in perfect rhythmic harmony to become a team)

... but that's another bedtime story.

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4/6/2007  1:30 PM
His dreads provide the added rastafari crown that symbolize his driving heartbeat not unlike that relentless bass beat of King Tubby, Sly and Robbie or the perfect harmony of The Gladiators or The Mighty Diamonds...

Now picture this guy saying the following:


Go on misser-earl n tell the people dem a witness the rising of a man-child. Who from humble beginnings to the grand stage and majesty of the garden... dis likkle youth him a put team pon his shoulder and shoulder the burden, like oxen to plough. F'reeeall... respeck a man dread.

BALKMAN IS A MAD WHITE JAMIACAN. case closed.
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4/6/2007  1:41 PM
Posted by misterearl:

Blue - what, you trying to start an argument?

(nice try howeva)

c'mon, if you read my Top Ten the top 10 things I like about Renaldo Balkman, basketball IQ was never mentioned.

I think Balkman's gifts are a wonderful blend of intuitive, athletic and intellectual qualities that we will never comprehend in their depth and detail. He has trained his body to be a non-stop engine. He has a fire about his game which New York fans love as they loved John Starks, who was also disregarded out of college.

That is a dangerous combination.

His dreads provide the added rastafari crown that symbolize his driving heartbeat not unlike that relentless bass beat of King Tubby, Sly and Robbie or the perfect harmony of The Gladiators or The Mighty Diamonds...

(which our beloved Knicks must cohere as, in perfect rhythmic harmony to become a team)

... but that's another bedtime story.


Sounds like you're trying to call him a jumbo shrimp.

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4/6/2007  3:09 PM
Posted by Cookdcokehop:

How is Balkman white? He doesnt even talk white. What white player besides David Lee you see play with that much heart and energy? Is this another unfunny ultimateknick joke?...Retards

What white player besides David Lee you see play for the Knicks? Did you hear about some white player who want?
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