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Shaq Vs. Nate Robinson


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oohah
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I had an argument with my buddy: Who would win in a fight today, Shaq or Nate Robinson? My friend thinks Shaq will do the "Hulk Smash!" bit on NR and end the fight early, but my view is that NR could dart in on Shaq, hitting him with smaller blows while tiring him out, and maybe even take out his legs. Since NR is pretty damn strong, I think he will win in the end. I haven't decided whether this fight takes place in the street or in a ring. *** You know it is the offseason now! oohah
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7/18/2006  12:08 PM
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7/18/2006  5:42 PM
Posted by tomverve:

Shaq vs. Nate sounds kind of like me vs. a pez dispenser.

Can we get a JVG vs. Mourning undercard? In the old days I'd say Zo could take JVG with one hand tied behind his back and one kidney tied behind his ego, but now that he lost the other one, I'm not so sure.
So you're saying a pez dispenser could beat you up?

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7/18/2006  6:20 PM
O, Ye all of lil' faith! I can't believe you guys voting for Shaq!

Anyway, I found some footage:



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[Edited by - oohah on 07-18-2006 6:20 PM]
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7/18/2006  6:35 PM
Let's see, Nate could hit Shaq 100 times, and Shaq wouldn't fall. One slap from Shaq's mighty paw, and Nate is defeated.

Yes, I think this is a fair fight... as much as a bengal tiger vs. a poodle.
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7/18/2006  7:14 PM
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7/18/2006  8:04 PM
I time will be limited like in boxing it will be a draw.
Nate will run all over the place and Shak will never get him.

If the time will be unlimited Shak will run out of gas and fall down by himself.
LOL

That’s why they have different weight categories in boxing - to make it boxing but not running around...

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7/18/2006  8:07 PM
Posted by oohah:

O, Ye all of lil' faith! I can't believe you guys voting for Shaq!

Anyway, I found some footage:



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[Edited by - oohah on 07-18-2006 6:20 PM]

Is this Israel and Arabs???

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7/19/2006  12:43 AM
Posted by Bonn1997:

You see small animals kill much larger ones on nonfiction science shows often. The smaller ones use their speed and strength more efficiently. The bigger ones aren't able to get one hit on or bite into the quick little ones. I'm not sure who would win but it's an interesting summer topic.

[Edited by - Bonn1997 on 07-18-2006 08:30 AM]

I could see maybe a cobra blinding some large animal and then killing it with a quick bite. Why just last week a mouse killed an elephant, by scaring the crap out of it and giving it a heart attack.
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7/19/2006  12:48 AM
Posted by codeunknown:

Keep in mind, I'm talking about "real" training, not a couple of visits to the gym. I'm talking about training to the extent where one uppercut can literally take someone's head off, many many feet in the air. At that point, awareness and speed of execution are far more important than bulk and size, which actually stand to be quite a disadvantage. Reach is less important unless you're enforcing boxing rules. So, Nate actually has a better shot in that scenario unless Shaq's got some other-worldly tricks. Which, of course, he may have - I've never sparred with Shaq.

In an untrained fight, Nate would lose quickly barring a silly gamble by Shaq - like the blown puch against Brad. Fun thread Oohah.

'Unless Shaq's got some other world tricks?! Yeah, like maybe oh I don't know.................a big tuff jaw! I mean just exactly how strong are we talking about here, that little bitty nate is? Not even Nate's luckiest punch could do 'any' damage to large man Shaq! The most I can see nate doing is jumping into the air, in front of Shaq's face and letting loose a series of rapid fire hits to the face, in which case Shaq would start to laugh and then swat him away like a fly in the face!
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7/19/2006  12:50 AM
Posted by tomverve:

Shaq vs. Nate sounds kind of like me vs. a pez dispenser.

Can we get a JVG vs. Mourning undercard? In the old days I'd say Zo could take JVG with one hand tied behind his back and one kidney tied behind his ego, but now that he lost the other one, I'm not so sure.

The pez would probably win! I can't believe this topic!
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7/19/2006  1:21 AM
Posted by 4949:


Not even Nate's luckiest punch could do 'any' damage to large man Shaq! The most I can see nate doing is jumping into the air, in front of Shaq's face and letting loose a series of rapid fire hits to the face, in which case Shaq would start to laugh and then swat him away like a fly in the face!

Thats not true. You just need to know where to hit. Any 10 year old could easily take down any sized ogre if given a "free" punch and knew what to do with it. Unless Nate has some kind of uncurable muscular dystrophy, his punches are gonna do damage.

A trained martial arts fight and regular "fisticuffs" are 2 very different types of encounters. To begin with, Nate would have many technical advantages based on size and reaction speed alone.

If both were clueless about what to do, however, Shaq would barrel through Nate like he does curly fries at lunch. Imagining Nate run for his life is really 90% of the fun here.

What about a battle royale between the Knicks and the Nets 5 starters in an untrained fight? Any takers?
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7/19/2006  3:46 AM
What about a battle royale between the Knicks and the Nets 5 starters in an untrained fight? Any takers?

A bunch of b*tches slapping, scratching, and biting!

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Nate Robinson pulls even at 10!

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7/19/2006  4:01 AM
Posted by lovespree:

This is a joke right?


Obviously, this is the most serious discussion on this board at the moment and in a long time for that matter.

I am surprised that the gravity of this question has eluded you, and quite frankly I feel embarassed for you.

Please answer the question posed. Perhaps with the right amount of research, thought, and soul-searching, you will find redemption within your answer.

oohah

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Shaq Vs. Nate Robinson

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