Then How about this:

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/full_metal_jacket/fatbody.mp3
Gunnery Sergeant Ostertag: What's your name, fat-body?
Private Curry: Sir, Eddy Curry, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Ostertag: Curry? Like Indian Curry Chicken?
Private Curry: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Ostertag: That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
Private Curry: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Ostertag: Do you suck dicks?
Private Curry: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Ostertag: Bull****. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Curry: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Ostertag: I don't like the name Eddy, only faggots and sailors are called Eddy. From now on you're Gomer
Foul.
[Edited by - rvhoss on 11-15-2005 2:24 PM]
all kool aid all the time.