Posted by Allanfan20:

Bonn is saying things he would never ever say to someone in person. Just about most people would be on the ground with a shiner.

Sorry if I'm being too tough. I just broke up with my girlfriend and I probably would normally be more polite. Usually I'd know Nalod was just joking around and I'd play along. But I'm going through a tough time and I got pi$sed off when I saw Nalod's first reply and I reacted with an inappropriate low hit. Sorry Nalod.

[Edited by - Bonn1997 on 09-28-2005 08:25 AM]

Posted by Bonn1997:

Posted by Allanfan20:

Bonn is saying things he would never ever say to someone in person. Just about most people would be on the ground with a shiner.

Sorry if I'm being too tough. I just broke up with my girlfriend and I probably would normally be more polite. Usually I'd know Nalod was just joking around and I'd play along. But I'm going through a tough time and I got pi$sed off when I saw Nalod's first reply and I reacted with an inappropriate low hit. Sorry Nalod.

[Edited by - Bonn1997 on 09-28-2005 08:25 AM]

You go see Miss Vivian and tell her your troubles. She is wise and make you feel good!

Bonnie, you was weirded out man. You was plain out angry! Sounds like a bad break up, and given your response, sounds like she might have been a cheatin on you?

Go grap a bottle of bourbon and head out to a country and western bar and get tanked. That depressive whiny music is just perfect. Flurt with some big o'l cow but don't bed down with her. You'll feel bad enough in the morning. A good hangover will just progress worse in the day, then go exercise. You'll feel better, but then a lot worse about an hour later. This is good. Take 2 shots of vodka and eat two bowls of captain crunch. With crunch berries would be better. You'll feel worse, but the point is to get real low and down and know that it won't get any worse than that moment.

Then look in the mirror and say: I am special, people like me!

Last, and this is important, take any star wars artifact you have in the apartment. A dvd, figurine, pajamas, anything. Take it to the river, drop it in the water (washing me down), and scream at the top of you lungs:

"I am no longer a gay robot, I no longer snit, I am the Man!"

Exercise the traits that make Bonn3p0!

Then go find dvd's of the "Odd Couple" and study Felix Unger. Swear to god that you will do everything in your power to not become that kinda of man!

Then rent "saturday nite fever". Ok, don't laugh. Im not saying this should be you, but the message is to take your insecurities and find a way to protect them with a cool aura. Travoltas character knew he was not the sharpest crayon in the box, but he groomed himself and found the dance thing was his cool. You find yours.

Now go find some freshman co-eds who hate their father and ravage the species!

Was she a Cling-On? Those suck. After you get all the booty and think: "wow, this booty do anything I ask" you find out there is a price. They start getting posessive. Then you feel all bad about breaking up cuz they did gut their lives to fulfil your every pleasure. INcluding "watching those god awful knicks and those stupid internet knick freaks you like better than me!"

Don't worry Bonn, we all here to help you thru it. With friends like us to tear you to shreads, who needs anyone else.

I vote we give you a 10 free pass. Just let it out, and we all here for you! In 10 days, you tell us if your ok, and then its business as usual. If not, we'll extend it!

Ok, since she not a cheatin, then the red neck thing won't work. What you need is some motown or some blues. You need to get licked up with some old timey blues men who can give you some sage advice that just make sense when you all boozed up.

hahahaha, it's become that damn f'king truth.