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Marv
Posts: 35540 Alba Posts: 69 Joined: 9/2/2002 Member: #315 |
![]() I wish I had been there!!
![]() The president was drinking Bud Light, Biden was drinking Buckler (a nonalcoholic beer), Gates was drinking Samuel Adams Light and Crowley was drinking Blue Moon.Gotta give crowley the edge on beer choice. Lol at biden. I don’t think anyone’s gonna have ever enjoyed being vp as much as him. Btw in other unrelated biden news: Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the warm spring weather Monday, Vice President Joe Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, removed his undershirt, and spent a leisurely afternoon washing the muscle car and drinking beer. ![]() Vice President Biden ditched a day of presiding over the Senate to "give the twin cannons some sun." "This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked the sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts. "Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising down Pennsylvania [Avenue]." White House aides said that Biden pulled into the driveway shortly before noon, the chorus of Night Ranger's "(You Can Still) Rock In America" blaring from his car's stereo. According to witnesses, Biden spent several minutes maneuvering the Trans Am into the perfect spot, and was observed drumming his fingers on the steering wheel until the song came to a close. The shirtless 66-year-old then entered the executive residence and greeted employees with a round of high fives and a variety of nicknames. "Hey, hot stuff, looking good," Biden told a passing aide. "Would you know where I could get a little bucket and sponge action? My mean machine needs to be cleaned." After acquiring the necessary washing materials, the bare-chested second-in-command returned to the driveway, where he spent several moments staring in apparent awe at the firebird decal on the hood of his car. ![]() Biden wipes down the interior, and picks up any loose change, cigarette butts, and discarded condom wrappers. Biden, who purchased the white Pontiac in 1983, has made an annual tradition of taking time off each spring to wash and tune-up his vehicle. In 2008 alone, the veteran politician reportedly missed two dozen Senate sessions in order to spend some quality time "taking care of [his] baby." "He does this every year and it really seems to rejuvenate him," Sen. Christopher Dodd (D-CT) said. "Back in 2001, the car was up on blocks in the National Mall, and he was so busy rotating those tires that he bailed on the confirmation hearings for secretary of state." "What're you gonna do, though?" Dodd added. "That car rocks." As Biden gently applied a sponge to the hood and moved it in small circular motions across the car's contours, a number of White House interns walked by and caught the vice president's attention. "She's a real beaut, ain't she?" said Biden, popping open a wide-mouth can of Coors Light and tilting back his head to take a long drink. "Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I'm thankful the dealership didn't have it in stock." "Oops, looks like I got a little brewha in the flavor-saver," added Biden, referring to his wispy, four-day-old mustache. "Any of you girls care to join me for another tallboy?" Biden then spent the next 15 minutes boasting about the features on his Trans Am. "They don't make kick-ass T-tops like this anymore, sweetheart," said Biden, shaking his head in exaggerated disappointment. "And check out these gold snowflake rims. They're a real bitch to clean, but they're totally worth it." "Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters," Biden continued. "One babe caught a glimpse of those rims after a Cinderella concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough. If any of you girls wanna take a ride, just let ol' Joe know." For the remainder of the day, Biden occupied himself with hosing off his car, giving the side doors an extra coat of wax, and throwing out a variety of items from beneath its front seats, including crumpled-up fast food wrappers, a number of soft packs of Doral kings, an issue of Cheri magazine from 1991, and Senate bill S. 486. According to White House officials, Biden was still hanging out in the driveway long after dusk, revving the engine at passersby and explaining the intricacies of a turbocharged V-8 motor to anyone within earshot. As of press time, Biden had convinced Jennifer Britmore, a 41-year-old mother of four visiting from Indiana, to let him show her around D.C. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shirtless_biden_washes_trans_am_in |
Marv
Posts: 35540 Alba Posts: 69 Joined: 9/2/2002 Member: #315 |
![]() Here’s one of joe pounding down the pretzels and not even pretending to be paying attention to the conversation
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izybx
Posts: 22366 Alba Posts: 2 Joined: 10/16/2006 Member: #1178 USA |
![]() Posted by TMS:Posted by martin: A bunch of off duty cops sitting in a bar with their shields hanging around their necks? ![]() I know when im off duty I always hand my shield around my neck, especially if im at a bar, that why if someone needs help, like a report prepared for a lost wallet, or if i witness a fender bender, I am able to fill out three hours of paperwork on my own time. I know I may seem a tool to sit in the bar with my shield around my neck, but us cops are all tools. TMS, off duty cops dont sit in bars with shields around their necks. Maybe you should stick to trolling the internet for pictures of dead bodies and posting them in UK rather than making up things to make the police look bad. You were a lot better at that. Beat the Evil Empire. BEAT MIAMI
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Rookie
Posts: 26898 Alba Posts: 28 Joined: 10/15/2008 Member: #2274 |
![]() BTW - when I say affect positive change, I'll give you one example. My family and I have been actively involved in Street Squash, a program in Harlem that promotes sport and education. Kids are mentored and school attendance and a high GPA is promoted. So far, the program has had a 100% success rate. Every kid has graduated high school and gone on to college.
http://www.streetsquash.org/ [Edited by - rookie on 07-31-2009 12:19 PM] |
TMS
Posts: 60684 Alba Posts: 617 Joined: 5/11/2004 Member: #674 USA |
![]() Posted by izybx:Posted by TMS:Posted by martin: what the fug is the difference if they were off duty or not... so that's your best comeback to defend those jackoffs' behavior is to pick on that part of the story, that they were on duty? i didn't say they were in a bar, i said it was a Chinese restaurant... reading is fundamental... seems like you'd have fit in real well w/those meathead cops at that restaurant that night dude... maybe you should stick to harassing citizens on the street & flashing your badge around whereever you go in life to give yourself a sense of entitlement & power that you normally would never experience & leave the race discussions to people who actually have a clue as to what they're talking about? how the hell does someone make up a story like i just told u? if i wanted to go to that much trouble to make cops look bad i woulda made it a lot worse, believe me son... stop trying to make me out as some kinda cop hater here, i've said plenty of times i have the utmost respect for cops who go out & do their job the right way & treat the citizens they're charged to protect & serve with respect & courtesy, & i return it to them the same... i have no problem w/good cops... it's the a-holes that abuse their power like the ones i'm talking about in my story that i hate... & if you're one of those types of cops i'm talking about you too. [Edited by - TMS on 07-31-2009 2:29 PM] After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
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fishmike
Posts: 53717 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 7/19/2002 Member: #298 USA |
![]() http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/30/harvard.arrest.beers/index.html
This is EXACTLY what I am talking about. This is the problem when you fire out "racist" and someone isnt Meanwhile, a black Cambridge police sergeant on the scene the day of Gates' arrest wrote a letter to Crowley, asking him to mention to Gates and Obama that he is now known as the "black sergeant" and to some others as an "uncle Tom."Not only does Crowley look bad, but the Sgt on the scene suffers also. It hurts blacks, whites... everyone involved is impacted negatively. misterearl... can you put yourself in the cops shoes now? "winning is more fun... then fun is fun" -Thibs
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Bippity10
Posts: 13999 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 1/26/2004 Member: #574 |
![]() Posted by fishmike: How about the lady that called 911? http://www.mercurynews.com/crime/ci_12940326?nclick_check=1 I think it's ridiculous how so many people jump to conclusions or take sides without knowing the facts. "I don't know what happened but I'm black so I'll take Gate's side because of history" or "I don't know what happened but this sounds like a typical black guy screaming about racism". To me, it's so annoying. Think for yourself people!!!!!! I just hope that people will like me
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