Posted by NYKBocker:

Posted by codeunknown:

Go ahead and make the pick, Blue - NYbocker's already had a pick and we all know who Allanfan's picking anyway.

You don't know this, but I have my secret laser death ray pointed at you right now. You don't jump in front of an Asian man in a girl buffet line. You have to know this.

homeboy be trippin' on the real.

Blond and ambitious, this sweetie dominated the burgeoning video porn market of the '80s by the time she was 16 years old. She was sucking the Cheeze Wiz from the can before TMS even knew what his Cheese Doodle was for.

With pouty lips and perky puffies, this nymphette not only personified the part of the high school jailbait, she put out like nobody's business, and seemed to enjoy her job more than anybody else. A consummate sucker, a raucous humper, a sexy screamer, and more often than not, she appeared to *legitimately* orgasm before most men.

Sadly, her run was short-lived because shortly after turning legal age she was outted (some say by herself) and her best works were removed from distribution.

With the 18th pick of the 2009 Alba draft the BlueSeats know their (~cough~) club will get a (~cough~) huge lift from the precocious neophyte, Traci Lords, circa 1984.



























NSFW. R rated, not X. I don't want to give Marv a heart attack:

http://www.cherryasia.net/

Posted by djsunyc:

blueseats unleashes the first professional of the draft...

Now, who's gonna go for the first high schooler? Hanna Montana is still on the board

Posted by martin:

whoa, faster moving draft than I thought over the weekend. I got #23 and will be offline tonight and all day tomorrow. Someone take it if I am not here.

I can use another pick...if Martin ain't there give it to me!

Stu Scott: Well we have our first absolute no-doubt-about-it STUNNER of the draft. We have no video we can legally show of this pick. Our ESPN correspondent Ric Bucher is backstage.

Ric Bucher: Stu the GM's are buzzing back here. NO ONE expected this to happen. My sources tell me that Lords is actually three years older than her ID states she is.

Stu Scott: Yeah Ric... we know. Steven A?

Steven A Smith: I'm absolutely speechless... i have nothing to say right now. I can't believe what I just saw quite frankly.

Stu Scott: Chuck?

Sir Charles: Jenna Jameson is rollin over in her grave.

Stu Scott: Kenny?

Kenny Smith: Growin up in New Yawk, we'd call girls like Traci Shallow Water. She look real good two feet from the basket.

Ernie Johnson: What does that have to do with ANYTHING?

Sir Charles: Don't listen to him Ernie.

Stu Scott: Thats Blueseats for you. Not influenced by ANY the mock drafts. Cool as the other side of the pillow. Changing gears here, Codeunknown is on the clock.



[Edited by - kam77 on 06-20-2009 5:35 PM]

[Edited by - kam77 on 06-20-2009 5:48 PM]

Value pick by Code

Posted by codeunknown:

This 23 year old woman among girls is surely following the footsteps of another legendary #23; she's already slated to star in the next series of Got milk? commercials and has started a nation-wide trend by shaving a certain area of her body bald. Increasing international exposure to the game, she's surpassed both the vintage 70s short-shorts and the 90s knee-lengths in comfort wear for the modern game.

Without exaggeration, even in dire straits, her assets are enough to keep her team's head above water. She's been known to only play hard and fast, and she's not afraid to step in the lane and take a charge.

With the 19th pick in the 2009 Alba draft, the Codeunknowns select the single best hope to resolve the israeli-palestinian conflict, 2nd year bombshell out of Hod HaSharon, Israel, Bar Rafaeli.










[Edited by - codeunknown on 06-20-2009 5:40 PM]

Oh hello...my name is Knicksdom. Schwing!

Are we doing a second round? There's some mid major talents I want to bring in for workouts

fishmike chooses Paz Vega.

I am thinking most on this board would eat 3 feet of her sh!t just to see where it came from