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TMS
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7/6/2007  1:21 PM
ooh, i like the sound of that post count thing.

[Edited by - TMS on 07-06-2007 1:21 PM]
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
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eViL
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7/6/2007  1:37 PM
Well, if we wanna keep with the Haterz v. Loverz theme -- then DJ would make a perfect selection to head up the haterz... Now, who would be a good GM for the loverz???

Anyway, if it helps the scouts. Here's my info:

Name: eViL
Position: SG
Height: 5'11"
Build: Slim / Athletic
Shooting: Good
Passing: Good
Handle: OK
Defense: OK
Rebounding: OK

Slashing type guard with a streaky jumpshot. Works will with a solid big man on pick and roll, pick and pop, give and go, etc.
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kam77
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7/6/2007  1:44 PM
Name: Kam
Position: PG
Height: 5'10"
Build: Slim / Athletic
Shooting: OK.
Passing: Very Good.
Handle: Good.
Defense: Good.
Rebounding: Good.

Positives: Will hit the open jumper. More of a set-up player, Don't forget to box him out of will kill you off the glass all day. Plays the passing lanes and uses his long arms to cause deflections when the ball is passed inside. Good bball IQ.

Negatives: Approaching 30 and a recreational smoker. Needs to improve his conditioning and hit the weights more if he's going to consistently bang inside for rebounds.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
TMS
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7/6/2007  2:05 PM
Name: TMS (aka Lil' Balkman)
Position: SF
Height: 6'0"
Build: Skinny
Shooting: Sometimes OK, sometimes can't hit the rim if my life depended on it
Passing: Not good
Handle: Horrible
Defense: Good
Rebounding: OK

but yo, it's all about the intangibles!

(actually not sure yet if i can run with you guys... pulled my quad the other day playing softball pretty bad... hopefully it'll be OK by next weekend... if nothing else i'll show up & take a few pics to document the occasion)
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eViL
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7/6/2007  2:16 PM
Sorry to hear about the quad, TMS. Hopefully you get better.

I like that we got some scouting reports here. This is good. You know if Killa ever showed up again, he'd be a good GM for the Loverz.

This has got a genuine NBA draft feel to it. Some of us have seen some of us play. Other guys, like Kam, are unknown commodities. Who will put together the better squad?
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Allanfan20
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7/6/2007  3:08 PM
Name: Allanfan20
Position: PF/C- Been known to play very short spurts at SF
Height: 6'4"
Build: Stocky
Shooting: Good
Passing: Good
Handle: Alright for a big man, but you wouldn't want me being the point anything.
Defense: OK
Rebounding: Good

[Edited by - Allanfan20 on 06-07-2007 3:09 PM]
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
NYK3
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7/6/2007  3:10 PM
Name: NYK3
Position: PG-SG
Height: 5'7"
Build: Skinny
Shooting: Very Good, can shoot with the best of em
Passing: Very Good
Handle: Good
Defense: OK
Rebounding: OK for a guy my size

Positives : can knock down a jumper from anywhere on the court, my specialty is knocking them down from a few feet from behind the 3pt line. Also I am very quick and have very good Basketball IQ...

Negatives : I guess my biggest negative would have to be my height, and my asthma has gotten really bad this past year so I get out of breath rather quickly.

CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK
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TMS
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7/6/2007  3:24 PM
i will make sure to blow plenty of second hand smoke in your direction if you're not on my team.
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Allanfan20
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7/6/2007  3:29 PM
Posted by TMS:

i will make sure to blow plenty of second hand smoke in your direction if you're not on my team.

TMS, I am going to grab a 500 lb woman looking for some love and get her to show you her rack everytime you take a shot and whenever you're trying to play defense, and when you get scorred on, Bertha is gonna say "Balkman that!!"
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
Allanfan20
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7/6/2007  3:31 PM
That's if you're not on my team, if you are, and NYK3 isn't, then I'll start smoking too and we'll both blow smoke in his face. He'll be done after 2 plays.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
Allanfan20
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7/6/2007  3:33 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:
Posted by TMS:

i will make sure to blow plenty of second hand smoke in your direction if you're not on my team.

TMS, I am going to grab a 500 lb woman looking for some love and get her to show you her rack everytime you take a shot and whenever you're trying to play defense, and when you get scorred on, Bertha is gonna say "Balkman that!!"

TMS, Bitty is scoring 93 on you now...
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
NYK3
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7/6/2007  3:36 PM
hahaha you guys crack me up ....and I'll have my inhaler on me so you can blow all the smoke you want at me, 1 or 2 puffs on that thing and im as good as new
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BigC
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7/6/2007  3:37 PM
Is this park normally crowded?
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TMS
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7/6/2007  3:46 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:
Posted by Allanfan20:
Posted by TMS:

i will make sure to blow plenty of second hand smoke in your direction if you're not on my team.

TMS, I am going to grab a 500 lb woman looking for some love and get her to show you her rack everytime you take a shot and whenever you're trying to play defense, and when you get scorred on, Bertha is gonna say "Balkman that!!"

TMS, Bitty is scoring 93 on you now...

oh SNAP! i hope bitty's at the game so she can regulate on your ass for that one... btw, how fat are we talking here?
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Allanfan20
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7/6/2007  3:54 PM
I didn't call Bitty 500 lbs if that's what you were implying. The 18 wheeler is gonna be watching you and harrassing you as you are guarding Bitty. It's not gonna be a good day for you.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
Allanfan20
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7/6/2007  3:57 PM
A lineup of:

Killa
Allanfan
Enyspree
Bitty
Evil

and a 500 lb female fan base looking to distract TMS is looking pretty solid now. I'm liking it.
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘Would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do NOT do that thing.”- Dwight Schrute
ActionJackson
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7/6/2007  8:51 PM
Name: ActionJackson
Position: Organized Ball - 1 or 2 Schoolyard Ball - anywhere on the court
Height: 5'11" (although i seem to be shrinking due to weight gain)
Build: Skinny (oh wait that was before middle aged spread...i meant to say chunky but funky)
Shooting: streaky
Passing: very good
Handle: Good
Defense: if we're not counting fouls then I'm a lockdown defender
Rebounding: "Curryesque" unless i'm pissed & then i become adequate

Positives : can play 3-4 games in a row w/o passing out & can talk trash on any playground in america (unless there are alot of Mexicans playing cause my Spanish is a little weak)

Negatives : My brain remembers the Balla i used to be nut unfortunately my body does not
Papabear
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7/7/2007  1:01 AM
Papabear says

Papabear 6 ft
born in the late 40s
a shooting guard
In New Jersey won a state title
Good for 3 - 5 min per game after that you will be carring me out.
I have a deadly jump shot.
I like to party after games.

Papabear
Papabear
Marv
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7/7/2007  11:08 AM
Posted by Papabear:

Papabear says

Papabear 6 ft
born in the late 40s
a shooting guard
In New Jersey won a state title
Good for 3 - 5 min per game after that you will be carring me out.
I have a deadly jump shot.
I like to party after games.

Papabear

Born in the late 40's??? Someone for marv to guard???

MARV
HEIGHT : 6 feet 2 inches of burning love
BUILD: except for the love handles and man titties, awesome
STRENGTHS: knew James Naismith personally; possess jerome james caliber crossover
WEAKNESSES: fondness for pre-game fruity alcoholic drinks; possess jerome james caliber conditioning and dedication
martin
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7/7/2007  11:54 AM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by Papabear:

Papabear says

Papabear 6 ft
born in the late 40s
a shooting guard
In New Jersey won a state title
Good for 3 - 5 min per game after that you will be carring me out.
I have a deadly jump shot.
I like to party after games.

Papabear

Born in the late 40's??? Someone for marv to guard???

MARV
HEIGHT : 6 feet 2 inches of burning love
BUILD: except for the love handles and man titties, awesome
STRENGTHS: knew James Naismith personally; possess jerome james caliber crossover
WEAKNESSES: fondness for pre-game fruity alcoholic drinks; possess jerome james caliber conditioning and dedication

dude, there are creams for that.
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