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CrushAlot
Posts: 59764 Alba Posts: 0 Joined: 7/25/2003 Member: #452 USA |
![]() I'm tired,I'm tired, I'm so tired right now......Kristaps Porzingis 1/3/18
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TripleThreat
Posts: 23106 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 2/24/2012 Member: #3997 |
![]() CrushAlot wrote:https://www.facebook.com/notes/the-knicks-fix/i-know-i-can-be-a-star-in-this-league/10156578531109089/ Every major American professional team sport has a league protocol in place for massive casualties. Basically a plane falling out of the sky and seeing an entire team get wiped out. There is usually a dispersal draft from existing teams. Some league's it's permanent, it others it's a "lend/lease" type situation. So yes, if three planes full of NBA players crashed into each other, and landed right on top of the NBA All Star game, then plane fragments flying outward and slaughter every D1 college elite recruit in the country, then Yes, Burke could be a star in the NBA. Burke would have to be Michonne from The Walking Dead. Basically 80 percent of the existing NBA would need to perish for him to be a star. Plague. Solar flare. Captain Trips. Alien attack. Giant asteroid hits Earth because Bruce Willis can't drill fast enough in it. There's a better chance that Bruce Willis will fly into space, land on an asteroid the size of Texas, and dig a hole deep enough to drop a nuke with Aerosmith playing in the background than Trey Burke being a star in the NBA. So as the story goes, Willis convinced Liv Tyler he loved her and would leave Demi Moore for her, banged the hell out of her, then after filming stopped, dumped her. She got so mentally screwed up, she got super fat and they had to change the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy to basically filter her out of the last two films because she went full landwhale on everyone. A Elvish Landwhale. Which became the inspiration for Sofia Coppola, who got pumped and chucked by Willis too, to make Lost In Translation. Which made everyone believe Scarlett Johanssen could act. Trey Burke would have a better chance ****ing an Elvish landwhale than being an NBA star. So there's that. |
Nalod
Posts: 71170 Alba Posts: 155 Joined: 12/24/2003 Member: #508 USA |
![]() Your digressions are with the price of admission!
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arkrud
Posts: 32217 Alba Posts: 7 Joined: 8/31/2005 Member: #995 USA |
![]() TripleThreat wrote:CrushAlot wrote:https://www.facebook.com/notes/the-knicks-fix/i-know-i-can-be-a-star-in-this-league/10156578531109089/ Every NBA player wants to be a star... not everyone can. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Hamlet
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newyorknewyork
Posts: 30125 Alba Posts: 1 Joined: 1/16/2004 Member: #541 |
![]() He just had a baby recently. Congrats to him and his fam!
https://vote.nba.com/en Vote for your Knicks.
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