Here's my Phil Jackson theory - he wanted Rambis.
Dolan and Melo were like "that's nice, go **** yourself."
Mills was like "I got my boy right here who needs a job. BLATT BLATT BLATT!"
Phil was like "...I shall talk to the Blatt..."
He talked to Blatt and he was like "I still want my boy Kurt."
Dolan and Melo were like "That's nice. But seriously. Go **** yourself."
Mills was like "I got my boy right here who needs a job. BLATT BLATT BLATT!"
Phil was like "...I need a vacation."
I'm actually 100% serious about this.