knickknack wrote:The other day I was discussing with my dad how people in the media pick and choose who they consider to be a good guy and who's a bad guy, who's a team player and who's a ball hog or selfish, who's an all star caliber player and who doesn't play enough defense. For instance, kobe scored 30,000 points by being selfish but Jordan did it while healing the sick and feeding the poor. Then they proceed to use these notions as the primary variable in any situation involving these players like a handicap in golf that's constantly working for or against them depending on which label they've been given. Carmelo had zero turnovers in his 61 point game but who cares about that lets focus on his zero assists instead. its as if there's a constant narrative that they all work along with as if they could, through their concerted efforts, wish what they write to become reality. so when Carmelo re-signed with the knicks this summer the writers and by extension most of the country just assumed it had to be for the money. they came to that conclusion part because of what they think of Melo but also because of what they think of the knicks. New York isn't where you sign if you want to win championships, Chicago wins championships, Los Angles wins championships and he didn't go to either so he must not have wanted one he must've just been looking for the biggest check to cash.
Jim Boeheim who won a championship in New York with Carmelo doesn't agree with them, in a recent interview he said referring to Carmelo, “The loyalty he’s shown in New York is a little under-observed,” Boeheim said. “I mean, everybody says the money. He would’ve gotten $100 million [elsewhere] instead of $120 [million]. OK, big deal. You make that up in endorsements.“He had a better chance to win in Chicago, he stayed in New York and I admire that. He stayed because he thinks Derek Fisher and Phil Jackson can get this done."
its amazing that in the same year as King James merciful return to Cleveland and after all the criticism players have received lately for signing elsewhere to win championships that any player would receive any negative response at all for doing the opposite and staying home and trusting ownership to build a contender around him. Lebron signed with a team that's years a way from being a title contender for max dollars and even had the nerve to sign basically a 1 year deal so that every year he can suck as much as possible out of the cavaliers cap yet that's some how more noble then Melo doing the same thing except he took what at first seemed like a small pay cut but that now combined with LeBron's greedy in intentions and the NBA's new TV deal is revealed to be a very helpful chunk of money he's leaving on the table for the knicks to work with.
You sir, are a doofus homer. You have no appreciation for advanced efficiency metrics. Melo had zero turnovers in his 62-point game because he was too busy chucking pointless shots against a jv team during the height of the meaningless jv season. Which of course, is where you amass your advanced efficiency stats, but I digress.
Who cares if Melo stayed with the Knicks? $24 mill is 24 mill and we of the internet fandom who've never met the man, his wife or kids, or even any of his retinue, know without a doubt that all this pri$$y, self-absorbed, oversmiling, overhyped, WarnerBros, makes the playoffs but never wins it all like Duncan, Shaq and Lebron (we hate Kobe, by the way) inefficent, team-cancre, coach-killing stooge is out for the money. It's the NBA, sir, inform your dad that this is not a business, it's about basketball the right way, as we see it and know it. San Antonio is the place to be, everyone knows that. Plus, he personally didn't make the playoffs last year, so that just goes to show you that the past decade was just a farce in weak Western conference, that's better than the East now that Melo's not there, but I digress again.
And he's hella fat. We know, because we look under his armor every frickin day. We know he loafs it in practice, that he's never touched a weight bar in his life, that he's a chicken lard swilling loser. How do we know all this? We just do, and we have the sabre metrics to prove it. And don't give us any of that HOF making bs. We can guarantee you he will not be in the HOF. How can we guarantee it? Easy, we know more than all those stupid sportswriters who know less than we do because we say so.
Jumping over chairs chasing loose balls? It's just a show, a sham to get hisself and his CAA posse more of Dolan's cash. Leading the team in steals? He's just tracking down his own fumbles! 15 assists in two games? They're not real, and don't get hung up on any of that hockey assist BS. He's a ball hogging hero balling iso chucker, no matter who he plays with, except when he played with HOF MVP GOAT Chauncey Billups, then he gets carried by a true alpha talent. Unless of course he tries to pass the ball to someone like Fishlips, then he's an idiot douche who knows deep inside (again, we read Melo brainwaves, what few there are of them) that he's a choke artist who can't hit a late game shot.
He doesn't dunk enough, he's just a pretty jumpshot, and he rebounds like a PG. Except when he's not, then he's an undersized PF with pansy shoulders who plays 16th century bully ball and absolutely zero defense. He also whines alot, except when he's smiling too much.
And that headband is so '70's it makes me want to puke.