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NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  12:44 AM    LAST EDITED: 9/24/2013  12:33 PM
This tournament is based on the 2013 Official UltimateKnicks ALBA Draft that just concluded. We will have a poll that will be open for 2 days for each showdown. GMs are allowed to post as many pics of their players to persuade the voting UK members. Polls will be on a seperate thread.


IronWillGiroud
(1)-Beyonce------------
vs 19-9 |--Berry--------
(64)-Halle Berry------- |
martin |
14-10 |----Gomes----
NYKBocker | |
(32)-Jessica Gomes----- | |
vs 14-9 |--Gomes-------- |
(33)-Olivia Wilde------ |
joec32033 20-7 |---Soncini----------
nyk4ever | |
(16)-Josie Maran------- | |
vs 25-8 |--Maran------- | |
(49)-Amazin' Amie------- | | |
BigDaddyG | | |
13-9 |--Soncini---- |
EnySpree | |
(17)-Roselyn Sanchez--- | |
vs 14-4 |---Soncini----- |
(48)-Isabela Soncini--- | BUKKAKE Bracket
Knicksfan 17-9 |------------FINAL 4 (1)------- Soncini
Solace |
(9)-Mila Kunis--------- |
vs 18-7 |---Kunis------- |
(56)-Jahziel Manabat--- | |
jrodmc | |
15-9 |--Kunis------ |
IronWillGiroud | | |
(24)-Katy Perry-------- | | |
vs 10-7 |-De Laurentiis- | |
(41)-Giada De Laurentiis | |
BRIGGS 16-11 |----Vergara---------
jrodmc |
(25)-Sophie Turner----- |
vs 19-11 |--Vergara------ |
(40)-Sofia Vergara----- | |
Solace | |
14-13 |--Vergara----
Knicksfan |
(8)-Jennifer Lawrence-- |
vs 15-11 |--Mišura-------
(57)-Antonija Mišura---
Nalod


EnySpree
(5)-Charlize Theron----
vs 14-12 |--Miller-------
(60)-Alyssa Miller----- |
ToddTT |
12-11 |--Shahi------
ToddTT | |
(28)-Bar Refaeli------- | |
vs 14-13 |--Shahi-------- |
(37)-Sarah Shahi------- |
Martin 14-12 |---Shahi------------
ChuckBuck | |
(12)-Katee Owen-------- | |
vs 15-12 |----Owen------- | |
(53)-Mayoli Sena------- | | |
EnySpree | | |
15-3 |--Shayk------ |
NYKBocker | |
(21)-Selena Gomez------ | |
vs 23-2 |--Shayk-------- |
(44)-Irina Shayk------- | SARAMAE bracket
knicks1248 21-9 |------------FINAL 4 (4)------- Palvin
Uptown |
(13)-Rosa Acosta------- |
vs 20-7 |--Munn--------- |
(52)-Olivia Munn------- | |
ToddTT | |
13-11 |--Munn------- |
joec32033 | | |
(20)-Adriana Lima------ | | |
vs 11-9 |--Lima--------- | |
(45)-KC Concepcion----- | |
NYKBocker 16-14 |---Palvin-----------
toodarkmark |
(29)-Taylor Momsen----- |
vs 32-0 |--Palvin------- |
(36)-Barbara Palvin---- | |
ionlyjoinedforthealba | |
18-7 |--Palvin-----
callmened |
(4)-Meagan Good-------- |
vs 16-7 |---Celeste-----
(61)-Arianny Celeste---
RonRon


OasisBU
(3)-Kate Upton---------
vs 17-15 |--Upton--------
(62)-Leanna Decker----- |
ChuckBuck |
14-12 |-Upton-------
ChuckBuck | |
(30)-The Davalos Twins- | |
vs 19-7 |-Davalos Twins- |
(35)-MYA--------------- |
Uptown 17-16 OT |----Boucher---------
OasisBU | |
(14)-Anne Vyalitsyna--- | |
vs 15-11 |--Boucher------ | |
(51)-Candice Boucher--- | | |
ionlyjoinedforthealba | | |
13-9 |--Boucher---- |
knickslions | |
(19)-Candice Swanepoel- | |
vs 11-6 |--Swanepoel---- |
(46)-Gal Gadot--------- | UK Mafia Bracket
IronWillGiroud 14-13 |------------FINAL 4 (3)------- Eve
BigDaddyG |
(11)-Alice Eve--------- |
vs 22-1 |--Eve---------- |
(54)-Iggy Azalea------- | |
toodarkmark | |
13-5 |--Eve-------- |
callmened | | |
(22)-Rosario Dawson---- | | |
vs 13-11 |--Underwood---- | |
(43)-Sara Jean Underwood | |
ChuckBuck 12-10 |----Eve-------------
BigDaddyG |
(27)-Brooklyn Decker--- |
vs 13-12 |--Decker------- |
(38)-Emmy Rossum------- | |
nyk4ever | |
15-8 |--Decker-----
joec32033 |
(6)-Gina Carano-------- |
vs 14-7 |----Jones------
(59)-January Jones-----
toodarkmark


NYKBocker
(7)-Melanie Iglesias---
vs 20-4 |--Iglesias-----
(58)-Serinda Swan------ |
joec32033 |
14-10 |--Iglesias---
Knicksfan | |
(26)-Catrinel Menghia-- | |
vs 21-1 |-Menghia------- |
(39)-Coco Francesca---- |
EnySpree 18-17 OT |----Chriqui---------
BRIGGS | |
(10)-Amanda Seyfried--- | |
vs 14-11 |--Seyfried----- | |
(55)-Kat Dennings------ | | |
nyk4ever | | |
16-9 |--Chriqui---- |
Martin | |
(23)-Emmanuelle Chriqui | |
vs 15-10 |--Chriqui------ |
(42)-Paula Patton------ | Send Closk Bracket
callmened 16-9 |------------FINAL 4 (2)------- Velez
knicks1248 |
(15)-Rosie Huntington-Whiteley |
vs 15-9 |--Rodriguez---- |
(50)-Genesis Rodriguez- | |
OasisBU | |
12-9 |--Agdal------ |
ionlyjoinedforthealba | | |
(18)-Nina Agdal-------- | | |
vs 16-10 |---Agdal------- | |
(47)-Jade Byrce-------- | |
knickslions 14-11 |----Velez-----------
Nalod |
(31)-Jessica Alba------ |
vs 18-12 |--Velez-------- |
(34)-Natalia Velez----- | |
knickslions | |
5-4 |---Velez-----
nyk4ever |
(2)-Emily Ratajkowski-- |
vs 16-7 |--Ratajkowski--
(63)-Nina Dobrev-------
RonRon


Boucher


FINAL 4 (1)-Soncini--|
|
21-20 |--Palvin-----
| |
FINAL 4 (4)-Palvin---| |
24-19 |---------2013 UK Bukkake Goddess Barbara Palvin
FINAL 4 (3)-Eve------| |
| |
24-10 |--Velez------
|
FINAL 4 (2)-Velez----|


AUTOADVERT
NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  12:45 AM
Did the brackets early so GMs and voters can see competition.
jrodmc
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8/8/2013  8:10 AM
Hey, pick #25 has been updated! It's been disclosed that my autoselected pick tested positive for PED's!
nyk4ever
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8/8/2013  8:24 AM
bocker.. the names of your brackets are beyond great. that is classic stuff my man! i totally forgot about the uk mafia.. wow.
"OMG - did we just go on a two-trade-wining-streak?" -SupremeCommander
Solace
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8/8/2013  12:42 PM
The bracket names are nice, but really, shouldn't they all be the Saramae bracket? We adore that woman.
Wishing everyone well. I enjoyed posting here for a while, but as I matured I realized this forum isn't for me. We all evolve. Thanks for the memories everyone.
NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  12:53 PM
jrodmc wrote:Hey, pick #25 has been updated! It's been disclosed that my autoselected pick tested positive for PED's!

There is a female viagra?

knickslions
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8/8/2013  2:25 PM
How much nudity is allowed?
jrodmc
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8/8/2013  2:30 PM    LAST EDITED: 8/8/2013  2:30 PM
NYKBocker wrote:
jrodmc wrote:Hey, pick #25 has been updated! It's been disclosed that my autoselected pick tested positive for PED's!

There is a female viagra?

Apparently she was using an illegal nipple erector. I think the evidence is unfounded, but I'm hardly an objective source.

BTW Mr Commissioner, pick #56 is mine. And you have both my picks in the same Bukkake bracket. Not that I care or that it matters.
Solace will gladly kick both my pick's azzes, the frickin bastid.

ChuckBuck
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8/8/2013  2:31 PM
Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?
NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  2:44 PM    LAST EDITED: 8/8/2013  2:44 PM
jrodmc wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
jrodmc wrote:Hey, pick #25 has been updated! It's been disclosed that my autoselected pick tested positive for PED's!

There is a female viagra?

Apparently she was using an illegal nipple erector. I think the evidence is unfounded, but I'm hardly an objective source.

BTW Mr Commissioner, pick #56 is mine. And you have both my picks in the same Bukkake bracket. Not that I care or that it matters.
Solace will gladly kick both my pick's azzes, the frickin bastid.

That's why you need to check the brackets before asking for your slot numbers. or is it slut numbers.

I would have to ask the board to see if illegal nipple erector is an accepted accessory but we are accepting your change nonetheless.

NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  2:48 PM
knickslions wrote:How much nudity is allowed?

no boobery

NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  2:51 PM
ChuckBuck wrote:Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?

Here is a link to the history of saramae

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=22581&page=1

You can easily find specific topics in UK by using the search function.

jrodmc
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8/8/2013  3:00 PM
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?

Here is a link to the history of saramae

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=22581&page=1

You can easily find specific topics in UK by using the search function.

Another lame reference to the google search function that doesn't work.

And the intern never managed to even get the UK search function out of beta.

NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  3:26 PM
jrodmc wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?

Here is a link to the history of saramae

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=22581&page=1

You can easily find specific topics in UK by using the search function.

Another lame reference to the google search function that doesn't work.

And the intern never managed to even get the UK search function out of beta.

Obviously it was a joke....but...the google search does work. Go to google.com then type this in the search box.

site:ultimateknicks.com saramae

Where "saramae" is the topic you want to search in the site you are targeting. It should get you the search results you want.

ChuckBuck
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8/8/2013  3:31 PM
NYKBocker wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?

Here is a link to the history of saramae

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=22581&page=1

You can easily find specific topics in UK by using the search function.

Another lame reference to the google search function that doesn't work.

And the intern never managed to even get the UK search function out of beta.

Obviously it was a joke....but...the google search does work. Go to google.com then type this in the search box.

site:ultimateknicks.com saramae

Where "saramae" is the topic you want to search in the site you are targeting. It should get you the search results you want.

Thanks for the heads up on saramae! That thread is indeed legend!

Tried to do the same search on Send closk, doesn't seem to work though. Too many results to look through.

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8/8/2013  3:34 PM    LAST EDITED: 8/8/2013  3:35 PM
ChuckBuck wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?

Here is a link to the history of saramae

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=22581&page=1

You can easily find specific topics in UK by using the search function.

Another lame reference to the google search function that doesn't work.

And the intern never managed to even get the UK search function out of beta.

Obviously it was a joke....but...the google search does work. Go to google.com then type this in the search box.

site:ultimateknicks.com saramae

Where "saramae" is the topic you want to search in the site you are targeting. It should get you the search results you want.

Thanks for the heads up on saramae! That thread is indeed legend!

Tried to do the same search on Send closk, doesn't seem to work though. Too many results to look through.

Worked for me.

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=30929

eViL has a great explanation in that thread.

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8/8/2013  3:44 PM
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?

Here is a link to the history of saramae

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=22581&page=1

You can easily find specific topics in UK by using the search function.

Another lame reference to the google search function that doesn't work.

And the intern never managed to even get the UK search function out of beta.

Obviously it was a joke....but...the google search does work. Go to google.com then type this in the search box.

site:ultimateknicks.com saramae

Where "saramae" is the topic you want to search in the site you are targeting. It should get you the search results you want.

Thanks for the heads up on saramae! That thread is indeed legend!

Tried to do the same search on Send closk, doesn't seem to work though. Too many results to look through.

Worked for me.

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=30929

eViL has a great explanation in that thread.

Finally context!

"Send Closk" Penned by the great Arkrud.

I feel like a much informed UK citizen now on it's history and frivolities.

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8/8/2013  3:48 PM
djsunyc wrote:
Posted by BlueSeats:

I'm Mike, I'm staying at The Moonlight Motel, Room 69. Meet me there at 8:00.


8:01pm

door knocks

blueseats: "who is it?"
response: "it's me, bonn"


F'in Classic!

NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  3:58 PM
ChuckBuck wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
jrodmc wrote:
NYKBocker wrote:
ChuckBuck wrote:Seriously, what is Saramae and Send Closk?

Here is a link to the history of saramae

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=22581&page=1

You can easily find specific topics in UK by using the search function.

Another lame reference to the google search function that doesn't work.

And the intern never managed to even get the UK search function out of beta.

Obviously it was a joke....but...the google search does work. Go to google.com then type this in the search box.

site:ultimateknicks.com saramae

Where "saramae" is the topic you want to search in the site you are targeting. It should get you the search results you want.

Thanks for the heads up on saramae! That thread is indeed legend!

Tried to do the same search on Send closk, doesn't seem to work though. Too many results to look through.

Worked for me.

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=30929

eViL has a great explanation in that thread.

Finally context!

"Send Closk" Penned by the great Arkrud.

I feel like a much informed UK citizen now on it's history and frivolities.


Here is a link to UK Mafia history

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=18526&page=1

NYKBocker
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8/8/2013  3:59 PM
BUKKAKE was a favorite word that TMS liked to spurt all over his posts.
2013 Official UltimateKnicks ALBA Tournament

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