Who you callin' a bisch?
(A Janet Jackson "Miss You Much" love letter to nixluva)
Now, for the Jedi mind-trickeration counterpoints to your points on building a Knicks team by 2014.
Reality Check Prelude
Walsh is back home in Indiana, with his master plan on a scrap of paper in his suit jacket. Glen Grunwald still is on probation. In December, Grunwald said, “In terms of my role, I'm not sure if I'm the interim president or interim GM, but I'm interim..." Mike D'Antoni is in the final year of his contract. That equals lame duck status. Players can tune him out, as they have no fear of his limited leverage. Former head coach Mike Woodson makes the bench appear crowded. "Yo dude, slide over!"
Interims are close step-cousins to lame ducks.
1. Stoudemire, Carmelo and Tyson looked great on photo day. A handsome trio. Unfortunately, no NBA is rolling over because you LOOK good. They need professional counseling. Is Dr Jennifer Melfi busy?
2. Toney Douglas was put in a position to fail and fail he did. An attentive but stubborn fellow, Douglas is neither a quick thinker nor a confident basketballer. There are not enough bowls of Cocoa Puffs to make him cuckoo enough to dribble towards the rack.
2A. The Knicks are STILL short TWO guards who can be trusted with the ball in their hands. Placing faith in a player who has not been on the court in 9 months is like giving your fragile Grandma the keys to the Maserati and expecting her to make the drive from Boston to Minneapolis non-stop.
3. Grunwald is trying to keep his job the best way he can before he gets his walking papers. The Dolan's are in the business of selling tickets and they would LEAP at the chance to sign Uncle Phil as Team President. Tyson Chandler fell in his lap. the fact that Baron Davis has a Screen Actors Guild card, and Broadway beckoned during the lockout, was more instrumental in his choosing the Knicks. Baron, who has a brilliant personality made for New York, is already thinking past basketball.
4. There's still a chance that a small trade can be made at the trade deadline? Of course. That is an annual ritual of passage in New York. UP to the deadline, driven by the intense rumors, Knicks players will once again be playing with their distracted heads on a swivel.
5. 2012 Free Agency is a long way off and the MSG ticket purchasers need satisfaction for the championship vows made by D'Antoni at the start of the season. Hell hath no fury like a bamboozelled season ticket holder.
6. Steve Nash? C'mon Son. Play Jeremy Lin.
7. As of today, Amar'e has no effective backup. Miami missed Udonis Haslem more than they realized.
8. Carmelo has no backup. Bill Walker is no answer to any rotation question.
9. The NBA Draft is only 156 days away. We have the 49th pick. Meaning? Every single team ahead of us has a better chance of improving the quality of yoots on their rosters.
10. Welcome back nix. It's only chin music.
Hey, we could catch lightning in a bottle. You never know.