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How Easy Is It To Slip A Seven-Foot Russian Past The NY Media For A Workout?
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misterearl
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7/12/2010  12:20 PM
So much for the Jay Z billboard in viewing distance of The Garden


The so-called "mystery man" who made it to Greenburgh for a late May workout went unnoticed by customs officers who might happen to be sports fans, limo drivers, hotel clerks, room service delivery people and (drum roll please) every single member of the press who covers the Knicks.

Mozgov flew in from Russia and back out without one leak in the largest media market on the planet

For that feat alone, Donnie Walsh is NBA Executive of the Year

Post Script

Mozgov was in Las Vegas a few days ago meeting with the Knicks coaching staff at summer league. He flew back to Las Vegas to practice with the club...

I expect someone to have a critique in context at any moment

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Ira
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7/12/2010  12:24 PM
I hope he'll get to play in one or more of our summer league games so we can see him in action.
misterearl
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7/12/2010  12:52 PM    LAST EDITED: 7/12/2010  12:53 PM
Ira - I'd go with the bit

Keep Mosgov under wraps until the first game of the regular season. No Summer League, no more interviews, no public workouts, no pre season and definitely no appearances in any spots for vodka, ice hockey or Kremlin tourism.

He replaces "The Most Interesting Man In The World"

Donnie Walsh plays it to the limit and keeps everyone guessing about Mosgov's whereabouts by signing off (in secret of course) on a "Wheres' Mosgov?" tv show and home version board game. The story takes on a life of it's own. TMZ and the legions of frustrated papparazi makes Timay bigger than Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and all three Miami Stooges combined.

(someone will make a mint on that as a tshirt)

In October, The UK forum is shut down for maintenance as it crashes throughout the month due to the mass hysteria. Marv, briggs and enyspree go into therapy for eating disorders

Mosgov does not show for the game day shootaround. On opening night, Mosgov warms up in an undisclosed location. The suspense is heavy in the air as a record standing room crowd of 19,963 breathless fans (with another 215,667 on Seventh Avenue to Times Square) wonder if and when Mosgov will show. Even (cough) "informed source" Stephon Marbury can't tell Marc Berman where Mosgov is.

Suddenly, about five minutes before the opening tipoff, Mosgov finally appears out of the tunnel like Willis Reed...

...the place goes nuts....

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Nalod
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7/12/2010  12:58 PM
They chant: "Timo......Timo..........."

Great take MisterEarl!

"Most interesting man"!!!!

Timo: "HE has landed before he even jumps!"

Timo: "He wears a speedo, even in winter!"

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7/12/2010  12:59 PM
So where are the guys that complained that DW let people know everything he was doing.

Donnie was clowned on around here and even Bron didn't come, Donnie has shown just how solid he is as a GM.

misterearl
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7/12/2010  1:11 PM
Mosgov once denied permission to the capital of The Soviet Union to be named after him

It never snows on Mosgov's house unless he tells it to, and he never tells it to

When she was 8 months pregnant, Mosgov's Moms dunked on Karl Malone

Mosgov rafted the length of Colorado River through The Grand Canyon in 3 hours to Las Vegas Summer League, without a raft

Mosgov will be the first player to not wear a uniform number or a nameplate


He is... The Most Interesting Knicks Player In The World

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martin
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7/12/2010  1:16 PM
HAHAHA AWESOME
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7/12/2010  1:37 PM
misterearl wrote:Mosgov once denied permission to the capital of The Soviet Union to be named after him

It never snows on Mosgov's house unless he tells it to, and he never tells it to

When she was 8 months pregnant, Mosgov's Moms dunked on Karl Malone

Mosgov rafted the length of Colorado River through The Grand Canyon in 3 hours to Las Vegas Summer League, without a raft

Mosgov will be the first player to not wear a uniform number or a nameplate


He is... The Most Interesting Knicks Player In The World

LOL

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7/12/2010  1:46 PM
If Mosgov gives you an autograph, put it in a safety deposit box, immediately

Chuck D wanted Mosgov to replace Flava Flav: request denied

A'mare refused to sign his contract in New York until Mosgov said it was cool

Mosgov is secretly working a mile underwater in the Gulf of Mexico, to replace the loose cap.... with his bare hands

Mosgov won the World Cup but instead made it look like Spain won, because he didn't need the attention

On her wedding night, Lala Vasquez called Mosgov... just to check in on a brofa

"He is...."

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7/12/2010  1:53 PM
Good stuff, earl.
Wishing everyone well. I enjoyed posting here for a while, but as I matured I realized this forum isn't for me. We all evolve. Thanks for the memories everyone.
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7/12/2010  2:34 PM
Mister on a roll!!!!!
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7/12/2010  2:38 PM    LAST EDITED: 7/12/2010  2:39 PM
Mosgov wrote and produced the entire Black Album, but turned it over the Jay-z because "Brookly iz soft."

Mosgov can dunk a ball while meditating in full Lotus. With his Penis.

Mosgov's favorite practical joke is switching out the game ball with one of his testicles. No one notices the difference.

Mosgov has at least one daughter on each WNBA team (Mosgov likes the chocolate).

Let it be known: I believe in the Knicks this year-- deep into the playoffs, I swear to you my brothers...
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7/12/2010  2:40 PM
Dolan ought to put a 10 story billboard of him outside Prudential.
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7/12/2010  2:56 PM    LAST EDITED: 7/12/2010  2:58 PM

When people say "Mosgov owns the paint" it is because it is factorial

Mosgov never sleeps

When the hotties report the weather on Univision they are thinking about Mosgov

When Mosgov wants a piping hot pizza delivered he calls the KGB, who delivers in 30 minutes or less... and it's free

The first dude who shouted "you da man!" watched a 3 month old Mosgov bitch slap Mike Tyson... just because

Mosgov's favorite flavor of chewing gum is Kryptonite

"He IS the most interesting Knicks player in the world"

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Nalod
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7/12/2010  4:14 PM
Masgov's enemys even list him as an emergency contact.......

Masgov once ran a marathon backwards to see what second place looked like...

Masgov's parents were named after him.......

Masgov once passed the eye of a hurricane, and it winked at him!

Masgov can speak braille.......

(via internet)

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7/12/2010  4:25 PM
Nalod wrote:Masgov's enemys even list him as an emergency contact.......

Masgov once ran a marathon backwards to see what second place looked like...

Masgov's parents were named after him.......

Masgov once passed the eye of a hurricane, and it winked at him!

Masgov can speak braille.......

(via internet)

that one made me laugh

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7/12/2010  4:54 PM
franco12 wrote:Dolan ought to put a 10 story billboard of him outside Prudential.

Now that is something I would like to see.

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities- C.N. Bovee
misterearl
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7/12/2010  6:12 PM    LAST EDITED: 7/12/2010  6:17 PM
A Review From The Painted Area Blog With Apology

good read

After Brendan Haywood and Darko, Mozgov (turns 24 on Friday) was probably the best free-agent center candidate on the market this summer considering the rest of the viable centers are in their mid-30s (Shaq, Ben Wallace, Rasho, Big Z).

Compared to the money shelled out to Haywood and Darko, Mozgov's deal is a relative bargain - a low-risk transaction for the Knicks. Worthwhile gamble on a 7-footer with terrific physical tools and enticing potential.

Mozgov was the best free-agent big in Europe besides Giannis Bourousis and one of the best European free agents overall. Bourousis is more polished offensively, but Mozgov clearly has the athletic advantage. Timo is very mobile and runs the floor very well for a player his size. Think Andris Biedrins or Marcin Gortat.

Impressive physical package but still figuring out the game. Lacks polish and tends to be reactionary in his approach. His limited feel for the game leads him to take bad angles and gets him out of position, which leads to fouls.

One key question surrounding Mozgov's development: can he stay on the floor for extended stretches? Like we saw in the 2009 EuroBasket, Mozgov still has issues staying out of foul trouble. He averaged 3 fouls per game in only 13 minutes a game in Euroleague action (2.7 fouls in 18 mins/game in Russian SuperLeague play).

The only thing we would tweak about this analysis after watching him play for Khimki extensively this season: his jumper needs work. He's not really a threat to face-up and currently does most of his damage inside the painted area.

In 16 Euroleague games, Mozgov averaged 6 ppg (50.6%) and 4 rpg in 13 minutes per game. Timo was a bit better in 32 Russian Superleague games--7.5 ppg (56%) & 4.8 rpg (2 off.) in 18 mins/game.

As we mentioned above, Mozgov's post game is lacking. His footwork on offense is actually not bad. It's just that his touch needs refining. Not much of a scoring threat outside of five feet. Scores off of rolls, cuts and occasionally off his post moves. Sometimes likes to finish with his left hand.

As mentioned above, very effective as the roll man in pick/roll action. Good hands--can catch the ball on the move and finish in one motion. The ball-handler can throw the ball up at the rim and Timo can go get it. Very dangerous offensive rebounder and adept at put-backs.

Holds up fairly well defending pick/roll action. His mobility is an asset in ball screens and allows him to be an effective help defender a majority of the time. Averaged 1 block per game in both Euroleague and Superleague play. His post defense could use some work.

Devastatingly good finisher on rolls with Team Russia last summer, better than he was with Khimki this season. What I noticed was Russia did a better job of keeping the middle of the floor open than Khimki which spaced out the help defenders. Some of this spacing was due to Coach Blatt's Princeton sets. Mozgov should have even more room to finish in the NBA thanks to D'Antoni's spread system and the deeper 3pt. arc.

Knicks fans need to be patient with the Russian big. He has not been playing high-level basketball for very long and can imagine the adjustment to the NBA, not to mention NYC, will be difficult. Assume D'Antoni will give Mozgov 15 mins/game off the bench and hopefully he can provide an interior presence (and rebounding) that D"Antoni's teams normally lack.

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7/13/2010  9:25 AM    LAST EDITED: 7/13/2010  9:26 AM
This is how I envision the entrance will be for Mozgov for his first game at the Garden.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy - author
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7/13/2010  3:58 PM
Shaq begged Mozgov for forgiveness for missing his news conference, then offered to retire, out of respect

When Mozgov walks into Grand Central Station the large train schedule board freezes, then resets to spell out his first name in bold letters

Mozgov once was bitten by a vampire, and the vampire turned into Kermit The Frog

Mozgov refused to get in the truck, then punched the trucks lights out, high and low beams.

"He is the most interesting Knick in the world"

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