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Marv
Posts: 35540 Alba Posts: 69 Joined: 9/2/2002 Member: #315 |
![]() you've got one strong brain son.
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kam77
Posts: 27664 Alba Posts: 25 Joined: 3/17/2004 Member: #634 |
![]() Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. http://reviews.ebay.com/Top-100-Chuck-Norris-Facts_W0QQugidZ10000000000690883 [Edited by - kam77 on 08-25-2009 10:44 AM] lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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Nalod
Posts: 70787 Alba Posts: 155 Joined: 12/24/2003 Member: #508 USA |
![]() Yes, I agree with the jest of what your saying.
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