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HellsKitchen
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8/11/2009  8:57 PM
Some of you may know me from Realgm. I can't take it over there anymore. I've been lurking on UK for years. I think I probably have more in common with the folks on here. Right now, realgm is teeming with threads by virginal kids making up completely preposterous sex anecdotes.
Maybe it's just because it's offseason, but there's just too many children and morons there.
Anyway, hi.
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djsunyc
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8/11/2009  8:58 PM
make a post in the alba thread...otherwise stfu and gtfo...
GKFv2
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8/11/2009  9:00 PM
Welcome sir. I remember you. I was GKF aka Abraham Lincoln over there one time.
Thank you, Rick Brunson.
HellsKitchen
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8/11/2009  9:05 PM
Jeez my subject header got messed up and now I can't fix it. D'oh.
Not an auspicious debut.
ramtour420
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8/11/2009  9:05 PM
Welcome bro
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nyk4ever
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8/11/2009  9:11 PM
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Jeez my subject header got messed up and now I can't fix it. D'oh.
Not an auspicious debut.

Inauspicious beginning for the neophyte!

Welcome dude.
"OMG - did we just go on a two-trade-wining-streak?" -SupremeCommander
orangeblobman
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Nauru
8/11/2009  9:36 PM
Greetings!!
WE AIN'T NOWHERE WITH THIS BUM CHOKER IN CARMELO. GIVE ME STARKS'S 2-21 ANY DAY OVER THIS LACKLUSTER CLUSTEREFF.
BasketballJones
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8/11/2009  9:45 PM
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Jeez my subject header got messed up and now I can't fix it. D'oh.
Not an auspicious debut.

Not to worry. The little glitches and inconveniences are all part of the fun here.
https:// It's not so hard.
Knicksfan
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8/11/2009  10:19 PM
I like that show.
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CrushAlot
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8/11/2009  10:33 PM
Hell's you broke a trade several years ago on realgm at least 15 hours before it was reported any place else. Do you still have a connection with the new regime?
I'm tired,I'm tired, I'm so tired right now......Kristaps Porzingis 1/3/18
arkrud
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8/11/2009  10:42 PM
Welcom to new contributor to Send Closk!!
Learn the terminology!!!

[Edited by - arkrud on 08-11-2009 10:42 PM]
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TMS
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8/11/2009  10:54 PM
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Right now, realgm is teeming with threads by virginal kids making up completely preposterous sex anecdotes.

you will find none of that here. *cough*
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
HellsKitchen
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8/11/2009  11:38 PM
Thanks for the warm greetings, y'all.

To the guy who asked: I have some connections, but I haven't gotten much inside info in a while, so I wouldn't expect much. Hopefully I can amuse in other ways . . .
HellsKitchen
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8/11/2009  11:56 PM
Posted by TMS:
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Right now, realgm is teeming with threads by virginal kids making up completely preposterous sex anecdotes.

you will find none of that here. *cough*

Check out this perfectly feasible story posted yesterday on realgm. . .

I've never been with a porn star but I did once have a threesome with 2 girls that were in the sex toy industry. I was out at a nightclub with my friend one night, let's say we had quite a few drinks, we were dancing when this girl came up to me and we started grinding it out on the dance floor. Then her friend came over and I was hooking up with the both of them at the same time.

After a little while the girls dragged me off the dance floor and took me back to the hotel room they were staying at. And then something happened that changed me in a very deep and profound way from that day forward. They had a briefcase full of toys such as dildos, vibrators, handcuffs, whips. Let's just say it was a night to remember



BRIGGS
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8/12/2009  12:05 AM
Posted by HellsKitchen:
Posted by TMS:
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Right now, realgm is teeming with threads by virginal kids making up completely preposterous sex anecdotes.

you will find none of that here. *cough*

Check out this perfectly feasible story posted yesterday on realgm. . .

I've never been with a porn star but I did once have a threesome with 2 girls that were in the sex toy industry. I was out at a nightclub with my friend one night, let's say we had quite a few drinks, we were dancing when this girl came up to me and we started grinding it out on the dance floor. Then her friend came over and I was hooking up with the both of them at the same time.

After a little while the girls dragged me off the dance floor and took me back to the hotel room they were staying at. And then something happened that changed me in a very deep and profound way from that day forward. They had a briefcase full of toys such as dildos, vibrators, handcuffs, whips. Let's just say it was a night to remember

I has a threesome tonight--a chocolate milkshake a jumbo burger and large fry--first fast food in 6 months-
RIP Crushalot😞
GKFv2
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8/12/2009  12:05 AM
Posted by HellsKitchen:
Posted by TMS:
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Right now, realgm is teeming with threads by virginal kids making up completely preposterous sex anecdotes.

you will find none of that here. *cough*

Check out this perfectly feasible story posted yesterday on realgm. . .

I've never been with a porn star but I did once have a threesome with 2 girls that were in the sex toy industry. I was out at a nightclub with my friend one night, let's say we had quite a few drinks, we were dancing when this girl came up to me and we started grinding it out on the dance floor. Then her friend came over and I was hooking up with the both of them at the same time.

After a little while the girls dragged me off the dance floor and took me back to the hotel room they were staying at. And then something happened that changed me in a very deep and profound way from that day forward. They had a briefcase full of toys such as dildos, vibrators, handcuffs, whips. Let's just say it was a night to remember

Wasn't that one of the moderators or something? RealGM sucks all the way from the Ballboys with 0 posts to the Administrators and Global Moderators.
Thank you, Rick Brunson.
Nalod
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8/12/2009  12:08 AM
Posted by HellsKitchen:
Posted by TMS:
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Right now, realgm is teeming with threads by virginal kids making up completely preposterous sex anecdotes.

you will find none of that here. *cough*

Check out this perfectly feasible story posted yesterday on realgm. . .

I've never been with a porn star but I did once have a threesome with 2 girls that were in the sex toy industry. I was out at a nightclub with my friend one night, let's say we had quite a few drinks, we were dancing when this girl came up to me and we started grinding it out on the dance floor. Then her friend came over and I was hooking up with the both of them at the same time.

After a little while the girls dragged me off the dance floor and took me back to the hotel room they were staying at. And then something happened that changed me in a very deep and profound way from that day forward. They had a briefcase full of toys such as dildos, vibrators, handcuffs, whips. Let's just say it was a night to remember

Naw, that just MarvStar getting Allanfan'd in the land of Diego!
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nyk4ever
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8/12/2009  12:09 AM
Posted by BRIGGS:
Posted by HellsKitchen:
Posted by TMS:
Posted by HellsKitchen:

Right now, realgm is teeming with threads by virginal kids making up completely preposterous sex anecdotes.

you will find none of that here. *cough*

Check out this perfectly feasible story posted yesterday on realgm. . .

I've never been with a porn star but I did once have a threesome with 2 girls that were in the sex toy industry. I was out at a nightclub with my friend one night, let's say we had quite a few drinks, we were dancing when this girl came up to me and we started grinding it out on the dance floor. Then her friend came over and I was hooking up with the both of them at the same time.

After a little while the girls dragged me off the dance floor and took me back to the hotel room they were staying at. And then something happened that changed me in a very deep and profound way from that day forward. They had a briefcase full of toys such as dildos, vibrators, handcuffs, whips. Let's just say it was a night to remember

I has a threesome tonight--a chocolate milkshake a jumbo burger and large fry--first fast food in 6 months-

Livin on the wild side Briggs!
"OMG - did we just go on a two-trade-wining-streak?" -SupremeCommander
HellsKitchen
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8/12/2009  12:21 AM
There's another dude on there now talking about the Swedish supermodel/dancer that lives in his building in Harlem and is fiending for his johnson. He's concerned that his African American friends will look at him funny if he parades her around his neighborhood.

And then there's some 45 year old guy talking about how he hooked up with an S&M star half his age, and a bunch of posters in that guy's thread are reminiscing about the various porn stars they've "smashed.


I seriously can't go there anymore . .
TMS
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8/12/2009  12:44 AM
Posted by HellsKitchen:

There's another dude on there now talking about the Swedish supermodel/dancer that lives in his building in Harlem and is fiending for his johnson. He's concerned that his African American friends will look at him funny if he parades her around his neighborhood.

And then there's some 45 year old guy talking about how he hooked up with an S&M star half his age, and a bunch of posters in that guy's thread are reminiscing about the various porn stars they've "smashed.


I seriously can't go there anymore . .

as long as they don't use the word bukkake cuz that's my racket.
After 7 years & 40K+ posts, banned by martin for calling Nalod a 'moron'. Awesome.
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