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JesseDark
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7/7/2009  9:10 PM
I saw this and it made me wonder what is the best quote youe ever came across here on UK.
For me the funniest thing was when someone called someone a pajama wearing Knick fan.

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Originally posted by SupremeCommander:


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Originally posted by sebstar:

I saw Shandon Anderson at Jack In The Box.

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Did he get your order correct?



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Best post of the summer.

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Marv
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7/7/2009  9:49 PM
man there have been a lot of good ones but I think my all-time favorite is still the time someone said that mengke bateer was brought up on horse milk.
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7/7/2009  9:52 PM
Posted by Marv:

man there have been a lot of good ones but I think my all-time favorite is still the time someone said that mengke bateer was brought up on horse milk.


Yeah but he was brought up on horse milk.
Marv
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7/7/2009  10:11 PM
Posted by Vmart:
Posted by Marv:

man there have been a lot of good ones but I think my all-time favorite is still the time someone said that mengke bateer was brought up on horse milk.


Yeah but he was brought up on horse milk.

vmart was it you???
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7/7/2009  10:25 PM
That's fermented horse milk.

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=126243&pid=3107638&mode=threaded&start=
Sir, he prefers to drink fermented horse milk (outer mongolia's favorite beverage!)


http://www.golfmongolia.com/Progress%20Report%20Hole%207.html
If you've ever visited Mongolia before then you know all about airag. The fermented horse milk beverage, also known as koumiss in some parts of the world, is shared freely in the summertime when the mares are lactating. Airag is an acquired taste, and some is better than others. Imagine fizzy sour milk with a kick.
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7/7/2009  10:29 PM
I'm gonna guess that Eny, Marv, Bip and BasketballJones dominate this category.
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7/7/2009  10:38 PM
Nice one liner by SC!
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7/7/2009  10:40 PM
Posted by VDesai:

Nice one liner by SC!

When he posted that I was at work, people were lookin at me because I was laughin so hard.
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7/7/2009  10:45 PM
Posted by Ira:

That's fermented horse milk.

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=126243&pid=3107638&mode=threaded&start=
Sir, he prefers to drink fermented horse milk (outer mongolia's favorite beverage!)


http://www.golfmongolia.com/Progress%20Report%20Hole%207.html
If you've ever visited Mongolia before then you know all about airag. The fermented horse milk beverage, also known as koumiss in some parts of the world, is shared freely in the summertime when the mares are lactating. Airag is an acquired taste, and some is better than others. Imagine fizzy sour milk with a kick.

LMFAO! the joke's on me then! I gotta find someplace that serves fermented horse milk. what do you think it should go with? dark rum right? and some pineapple? a f'g fermented horse colada! hahahahaha! i'm gonna find one. I dare the mother****er out there who'll drink one with me!!!
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7/7/2009  10:49 PM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by Ira:

That's fermented horse milk.

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=126243&pid=3107638&mode=threaded&start=
Sir, he prefers to drink fermented horse milk (outer mongolia's favorite beverage!)


http://www.golfmongolia.com/Progress%20Report%20Hole%207.html
If you've ever visited Mongolia before then you know all about airag. The fermented horse milk beverage, also known as koumiss in some parts of the world, is shared freely in the summertime when the mares are lactating. Airag is an acquired taste, and some is better than others. Imagine fizzy sour milk with a kick.

LMFAO! the joke's on me then! I gotta find someplace that serves fermented horse milk. what do you think it should go with? dark rum right? and some pineapple? a f'g fermented horse colada! hahahahaha! i'm gonna find one. I dare the mother****er out there who'll drink one with me!!!

You sure the umbrellas won't melt when you put it in that?
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Marv
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7/7/2009  11:10 PM
One time dj was featured on msg on a "fan of the week" televised segment during halftime of a game. Minsheartsreezy posts, "oh you were so calm and collected. I would have been a nervous wreck. How did you do it?" dj posts back, "mins, after 10 years in the adult film business, i'm very comfortable in front of the cameras."
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7/7/2009  11:30 PM
This guy had quite a weekend and it wasn't his first time around the block with this sort of thing.


Hitler? He got things done, says Formula One chief Bernie Ecclestone
(Ben Gurr/The Times)
Bernie Ecclestone expressed an admiration for strong, decisive leaders
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Bernie Ecclestone, the Formula One chief, said yesterday that he preferred totalitarian regimes to democracies and praised Adolf Hitler for his ability to “get things done”.

In an outspoken interview with The Times, the 78-year-old billionaire chastised contemporary politicians for their weakness and extolled the virtues of strong leadership.

Mr Ecclestone said: “In a lot of ways, terrible to say this I suppose, but apart from the fact that Hitler got taken away and persuaded to do things that I have no idea whether he wanted to do or not, he was in the way that he could command a lot of people, able to get things done.

“In the end he got lost, so he wasn’t a very good dictator because either he had all these things and knew what was going on and insisted, or he just went along with it . . . so either way he wasn’t a dictator.” He also rounded on democracy, claiming that “it hasn’t done a lot of good for many countries — including this one [Britain]”.

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Instead, Mr Ecclestone endorsed the concept of a government based on tyranny.

“Politicians are too worried about elections,” he said. “We did a terrible thing when we supported the idea of getting rid of Saddam Hussein. He was the only one who could control that country. It was the same [with the Taleban]. We move into countries and we have no idea of the culture. The Americans probably thought Bosnia was a town in Miami. There are people starving in Africa and we sit back and do nothing but we get involved in things we should leave alone.”

Mr Ecclestone, who plunged the Blair Government into a row about donations in 1997 after it emerged that he had given the party £1 million, has a reputation for being outspoken. Last month he said that Formula One needed a “black, Jewish woman who, if possible, wins some races”.

In 2008 he provoked uproar when he suggested racist comments directed at Lewis Hamilton on websites in the build-up to the Brazilian Grand Prix “started as just a joke”. However, he told The Times yesterday that he was deeply concerned when he saw fans “blacking up” to mock Hamilton, an act he described as racist.

However, his latest comments could prove deeply damaging.

Claiming he likes “strong leaders”, such as Margaret Thatcher, Mr Ecclestone suggested that Max Mosley, his close friend, the president of the Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile (FIA), would make a good Prime Minister.

Mr Mosley, the son of Sir Oswald Mosley, the leader of the British Union of Fascists, was recently accused by Formula One racing teams of being a “dictator”.

Mr Ecclestone said: “I prefer strong leaders. Margaret Thatcher made decisions on the run and got the job done. She was the one who built this country up slowly. We’ve let it go down again. All these guys, Gordon and Tony, are trying to please everybody all the time.

“Max would do a super job. He’s a good leader with people. I don’t think his background would be a problem.”

Mr Ecclestone’s remarks last night drew a strong reaction from Jewish groups and politicians.

A spokesman for the Board of Deputies of British Jews said: “Mr Ecclestone’s comments regarding Hitler, female, black and Jewish racing drivers, and dictatorships are quite bizarre. He says [in the interview], ‘Politics is not for me’, and we are inclined to agree.”

Stephen Pollard, Editor of the Jewish Chronicle, said: “Mr Ecclestone is either an idiot or morally repulsive. Either he has no idea how stupid and offensive his views are or he does and deserves to be held in contempt by all decent people.”

Denis MacShane, the Labour MP and chairman of the all-party inquiry into anti-Semitism, and chairman of the European Institute for the Study of Contemporary Anti-Semitism, condemned Mr Ecclestone’s decision to align himself to a “growing” anti-democracy movement.

“Of course democracy and the politicians are imperfect and full of fault,” he said.

“But this fashionable contempt for the right of people to elect their own leaders is frankly frightening.

“If Mr Ecclestone seriously thinks Hitler had to be persuaded to kill six million Jews, invade every European country and bomb London then he knows neither history and shows a complete lack of judgment.”

John Whittingdale, the Tory chairman of the Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee, said: “These are extraordinary views and I’m appalled that anybody could hold them.”

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7/7/2009  11:41 PM
Thank you Shandon Anderson for finally bringing smiles to the faces of Knicks' fans
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7/8/2009  12:09 AM
Posted by Ira:

That's fermented horse milk.

http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=126243&pid=3107638&mode=threaded&start=
Sir, he prefers to drink fermented horse milk (outer mongolia's favorite beverage!)


http://www.golfmongolia.com/Progress%20Report%20Hole%207.html
If you've ever visited Mongolia before then you know all about airag. The fermented horse milk beverage, also known as koumiss in some parts of the world, is shared freely in the summertime when the mares are lactating. Airag is an acquired taste, and some is better than others. Imagine fizzy sour milk with a kick.

Mix some Kahlua with it and you have the very popular regional drink. the White Mongolian.
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7/8/2009  12:17 AM
One time somebody said "send closk". Everyone agreed it was the best post ever.
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7/8/2009  12:22 AM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by CrushAlot:

If Jackson isn't back this could blow up on them. I remember reading that Isiah Thomas was afraid of Artest and the out of control rage he displayed. It was the only time I ever remember reading that Isiah was afraid of anything.

he's terrified of the truth.


A recent gem from Marv.
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7/8/2009  12:24 AM
Posted by BasketballJones:

One time somebody said "send closk". Everyone agreed it was the best post ever.

And as soon as it ticking it will be the best forever...
But this milk with the kick is also good... for your moral health.
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7/8/2009  12:28 AM
I thought sebstar had a gem today too in the Rip orangeblobman A New One thread
Posted by sebstar:

Sebstar to Bippity: " U hear about the Emancipation proclamation?!?!?!" This is Good News for us! Tell TKF when you see him!
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7/8/2009  12:33 AM
Posted by SupremeCommander:

I thought sebstar had a gem today too in the Rip orangeblobman A New One thread
Posted by sebstar:

Sebstar to Bippity: " U hear about the Emancipation proclamation?!?!?!" This is Good News for us! Tell TKF when you see him!

Wait - there was a "Rip organgeblobman a New One" thread? I'm sorry I missed that.

[Edited by - basketballjones on 07-08-2009 00:33]
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7/8/2009  12:37 AM
Posted by BasketballJones:
Posted by SupremeCommander:

I thought sebstar had a gem today too in the Rip orangeblobman A New One thread
Posted by sebstar:

Sebstar to Bippity: " U hear about the Emancipation proclamation?!?!?!" This is Good News for us! Tell TKF when you see him!

Wait - there was a "Rip organgeblobman a New One" thread? I'm sorry I missed that.

[Edited by - basketballjones on 07-08-2009 00:33]

you should make a contribution

http://ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=31689
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