So I decided to act 17 years old today.

I'm coming back from a chore, I'm doing down a long backwoods type road. It's the type that goes half a mile straight, bend 90 degrees, goes half mile straight again, bends 90 degrees, then goes a mile straight and halfway down that is like well a 10 degree bend I guess.

So I'm on this road following these old ladies doing 20. It's a 25 zone but most people do 40 down it at least. I know they're going to turn into the strip mall most of the way down the second straight leg of the road.

So we hit the first curve they're doing like 5. I got oncoming traffic so I have no options. They get back up to 20 and then it happens. I get these two kids probably in their 20s in a hopped up piece of garbage honda civic. They start riding my ass so I slow down to piss them off further.

The old ladies decide to jam on their brakes and then swerve into the left turn lane going into this mall at at the same time these two knuckleheads think I'm the problem and they swerve around me and nearly crash into the old ladies. They swerve back behind me pissed off more than ever for whatever reason nobody could ever know.

We come to that second bend. Going around that bend they're now not only on my ass but riding my left side over the double yellow. The bend ends and I hear it. "Wah...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" okay, they're passing me. I look to my left it's these two emo ****s, in their 20s if you can believe it, the passenger is giving me the finger, the driver is screaming some crap that nobody can hear because nobodies windows are down.

I'm thinking, whatever, let them have their day, and then their civic gets a bit ahead of me. It has one of those gigantic spoilers on the trunk, bolted on, and it has one of those 10 inch wide tailpipes. So I lost my mind.

I floored it. My Maxima, although 10 years old, is a freakin bullet. I take the thing up to 105 pratically forgetting about these clowns and then I hit that extra 10 degree curve and being on bad tires I make it to the shoulder of the opposite lane before I had it back under control. Okay, I'm an idiot, I grant you that, in the heat of being a badass I forgot I had **** tires. So we make it all the way down the road, I look back and this idiot is STILL in the left lane like he's trying to pass me even though he's now about a quarter mile behind me because he's an idiot and his car is a piece of crap.

So we get to the stop light, I'm now pissed cause I nearly bit it cause I'm an idiot, and I jump out and start hollering. Moron rolls down his window and starts APOLOGIZING of all things. I'm saying "the **** is your problem I was doing 40 in a 25 and you up my ass and try to pass me are you for real? In this piece of **** youre driving? Really?" He shuts up and his idiot friend pipes up "hey dude we didnt know it was the other car we thought it was you going slow."

I say "are you stoned? we were well past that other car when your idiot friend tried to blow past me in this piece of **** you call a car." They just shut up and then, yeah, I smelled it, they were stoned.

So I said "dont try that **** ever again unless you want to get killed." They're still all nodding and saying no big deal man, sorry man, like man, bro, blah blah blah. So i just get back in my car.

Light turns green, I make the left, I notice as I'm doing that there was a cop sitting there on the other road at a light watching all that. So of course I get my dumb ass pulled over now. Cop asks me what that was all about and I told him two idiot stoned kids nearly killed me trying to pass me back there on that road. So he goes back to his car, see him on the CB, he comes back, gets all my info, goes back, looks it up, sees I'm clean, tells me to get lost but don't do that again - you know - confronting other drivers, call the road rage hotline or whatever the hell.

So I get lost after being all apologetic and understanding (makes you wanna throw up when you got to do that doesn't it). I get about 2 miles up the other road and I see the two idiots, pulled over, both getting arrested, cause they obviously were high and probably had weed on them.

So now I feel like a triple dumbass. I let two idiots get the better of me, I got pulled over, and I got them arressted when all they were was a little stoned and stupid because I had to be a badass.

Bleh...........

At first I thought I was reading Penthouse Letters.

But then I realized it was posted by Cosmic.

Narco.

sounds like my typical drive in to work (when i was working that is)... u don't know how many young punks in ghetto modded civics & other POS clunkers would regularly piss me off on the roads... i guess my car's just a target for these suckers to try & prove their manhood on just cuz they just hooked up that K&N air filter from Pep Boys that's supposed to give them 5 added horses... of course those "No Fear" stickers, off colored unpainted body kits & "Type R" badges add at least another few horses... don't sleep on 'em.

i don't get pissed at these kids anymore, they amuse me more than anything else... of course when there's open road ahead of me on the highway & some kid wants to give me a blowby off his coffee can exhaust lawnmower, i've been known to step on it from time to time, just to keep these young bucks in check.

and...

Got this car last January, then proceeded to get laid off 2 months later with no warning. Clearly if I knew, I wouldn't have leased it

Still love the car though. Love the Navi too

Posted by jimimou:

i think we should all post a pic of our rides to see whose is the most fast & furious....here, i'll start:





that's right suckas - whachudgot under your hoods?????

Can't go wrong on $81/month (even though it's probably going to go up to $100 soon).

Posted by islesfan:



10 miles to the gallon baby!

Yes, I'm an ******* to the environment too.

LOL Isles... you really are something else

Fixed it for you DJ

Posted by djsunyc:

i ride this everyday...

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Posted by nyk4ever:



Got this car last January, then proceeded to get laid off 2 months later with no warning. Clearly if I knew, I wouldn't have leased it

Still love the car though. Love the Navi too

beautiful car....acuras are my fave. those japanese really know how to build them.

I've got an TL '08. Just checked out the '09s for fun and they SUCK. Hate the new look.

TL's are awesome Was actually thinking about getting one when I got my TSX but thought better of the monthly lease cost (REALLY glad I didn't do that.)

At the end of my 3 years, hopefully I'll have a job (lol), I'm def. going for the TL.. hopefully they've changed the look by then, I agree, definitely don't like the new look.

UGGGGGGGGLY. Looks too robotic or something.