Yeah so I'm not gonna internet thug you out Mr. Eddy Curry. I just want to flame your ass for the lazy retarded basketball player that you are.

Now I'm just a internet poster named EnySpree. Before I light the match and throw it......I would love to extend my hand to you. I'm not a professional basketball coach but I personally feel I can teach you to become a better player. D'antoni says he's keeping to his word and won't play you till you earn it.....so if you want some real advice and someone that's gonna tell you the right ****? Email me and I will gladly meet up with you and tell you why you suck and help you to get better.

Now stand back:



FUCK YOU EDDY CURRY!!!!!

You have the NERVE!!!!! THE NERVE!!!!!! How could you be pissed at the coaches decision to bench you. Why did he bench you? Let me count the ways!

You play 90% of the game with your hands at your down by your knees.......shot goes up? Box out *******!!!! Nobody in this world should be able to get around you. Not even Shaq! You are the biggest mofo in the league. I'm not talkin bout your stomach or strength cuz you allow the skinniest mofos in the league to overpower you. Your shoulders are wide as hell. Your hips are wide. You have strong legs. BOX OUT!!!!!!! Shot goes up turn stop and lean back and watch the rebound fall in your lap. Reach and jump towards the ball. When you have post position come to the ball when the pass is coming......last few years everyone was blaming the passer....you gotta engage the ball!!!!!

Also do you have to turn right every time you shoot? The whole basketball community knows you always go right. And you are gonna go right regardless if the defense is there or not. You don't have to go right every time, seriously it is in the rule book! Pump fakes are in the rules too! Guess what you can pivot too! You can also spread your feet to gain position! Oh yeah! Its legal to dunk with two hands toooooooooooo! You cut yourself in half trying to dunk with 1 hand...and you won't have skinny mofos like sean williams overpowering you under the basket!!!!!

Are you mentally retarded? You came straight outta high school, but you seemed better then!!!! Maybe you didn't wanna take that dna test cuz.....oh sorry tangent!

That's all I got for now......the ukmafia probably have more to say.....

This is the roast of eddy curry!!!!!!! Do your worst uk!

Dear Eddy,

It's okay to shoot a ****ing jump shot too. Not from far away, maybe from 6 feet. Why not spend your summer working on your 6 foot jumper every day instead jumping all over 6 foot subs 3 times a day?

Ask the coach to let you turn around and face the basket. Go to a therapist about your fear of rebounding and defense. Trust me, blocking a couple of shots is not going to bruise your purty lil' mitts!You won't break a nail.

And seriously, how is it you average 5.4 rebounds per game? Where is your ****ing pride? first reach down and check to see if you have a vagina. If you find a vagina take your game to the WNBA where you might average 8 boards per game as long as you don't play in the same conference as Lisa Leslie. Lisa Leslie is more of a man on the court then you are, probably off the court as well.

And seriously, whats with all the ****ing tattoos? Tattoos are the new gold chains. It doesn't look good to have 300 tattoos. You're spending your money on nothing. It's not like you're all chiseled and sporting them on a body by jake frame. You got a picture of a girl on your arm and it looks like Martin Lawrence in Big Mama's house! You can barely see them because of you r rolls and they aren't attractive. One day when you have spent all your cash on gold-plated big macs, you're going to have to sell your skin for guys who want buy ****ty stretched-out tattoos at a discount and tape them on when they go to the club.

Meanwhile, baby Ewing who has more skill heart, tenacity, basketball I.Q., and passion in his choder then you have in your whole body multiplied by every day of your career is looking for work.

After you are done with Eny's class, you can take oohah's class on pride and hustle! If you had some pride and believed in hustling, you would be an all-star every ****ing year!

You're so soft that Andrea Bargnani thinks you're soft! Channing Frye thinks you're soft! JAMAL CRAWFORD thinks you're soft!

Do us a favor and get traded. soon. Or just do something so we can void your contract. You're a disgrace to Greg Butler.

oohah

Hey eddie. It is Ok to actually try and make the hook shot instead of just flipping it up there at the hoop in order to fill your shot quota. it is also ok to Jump, with your hands up of course!!! And eddie, just because it isn't your man that makes it to the hoop, doesn't mean you can't go and block his got damn shot!!!!!! Here is the key eddie, we play 5 guys on the court to help one another, so if one guy gets beat, we don't watch his man score eddie, we actually are supposed to go over and contest the shot!!!! And eddie, treat the rim and backboard like you do those big plates of chicken alfredo, Clean it up!! if the ball comes off the rim, go get it!!

Fuck you Tim Grover!!!! Thanks for reminding me pharzeone!!!!!

What the ****! Millionare? Why don't you pay someone to wake your punk ass up to beat you? You can have a personal trainer come in and wake you out of bed and run you to hell and back. You can hire a chef....a nuritionist! You are rich you piece of caca!

Wtf!!!!!

MAN UP!!!!!!! For the love of God! You are giving us guys a bad name. Turn in your balls bro! What do you need them for? Oh no I forgot you have kids! I'm sure their friends are teasing them everyday for having a puss ball father.

Rephrase......I don't know you in real life. You are probably the nicest guy in all the land. On the basketball court? That's sacred ground. You are walking with gods when you put on that uniform and play this game. There is a force bigger than your stomach that runs this game. Its called love, pride, heart, balls!!!!! RESPECT!!!! Respect the game. The 50 greatest players should get together and have a meeting where they have the power to strip people like eddy curry of their contracts and forbid any player from playing basketball in public ever.

Its not about being fat. Eddy Curry should be able to dominate anyone in a basketball game as is. Nobody should be able to stop him. Waste of life. A waste washed up and not even 30 years old yet.

Posted by Knicksfan:

If Eddy gets this, I wonder what does Jerome "Big Lame" James deserves?

Ahh, can't wait for the housecleaning to begin. I hate this Knicks...

Jerome James is a joke. He's not complaining he's being benched, nor does anyone care to ask him if he does. Jerome actually is BETTER than Curry in every way, especially since Jerome would put you on you ass and dare you to do something about it. Thats where Curry fails. Jerome will man up and foul the **** out of you instead of letting you score.

Still yeah its a shame Jerome James couldnt have at least been Elden Campbell in his career....But like i said at least Jerome had a high rebound and blocks per minute average during his days in seattle...and will put you on your ass.

Eddy Curry is the new Jerome James

Posted by EnySpree:

Posted by Knicksfan:

If Eddy gets this, I wonder what does Jerome "Big Lame" James deserves?

Ahh, can't wait for the housecleaning to begin. I hate this Knicks...

Jerome James is a joke. He's not complaining he's being benched, nor does anyone care to ask him if he does. Jerome actually is BETTER than Curry in every way, especially since Jerome would put you on you ass and dare you to do something about it. Thats where Curry fails. Jerome will man up and foul the **** out of you instead of letting you score.

Still yeah its a shame Jerome James couldnt have at least been Elden Campbell in his career....But like i said at least Jerome had a high rebound and blocks per minute average during his days in seattle...and will put you on your ass.

It is bad when you cannot even match Jerome James' level of effort.

THEME: "Nice"

Yeah, Eny is probably right, Curry, you're probably the nicest guy in the world off the court..and you know what? I don't give a rat's ass!

Ain't nobody paying you to be nice!! If you averaged 10 points, 10 rebounds, and 2 blocks, I am pretty sure you could walk down the street punching old ladies in the face and punting babys and nobody would care. On the contrary our Mexican fans would encourage you by shouting goooooaaal!

That's what you're missing. Our adoration. Kids who have never seen Ewing or Reed speak about them with hushed breath lest we older folk smack the **** out of them!! Now I physically assault anybody who thinks you're good. You got my ass kicked because I had to take it to a thug who said you had game! When I see you in the street - well I'll probably just walk by, but you're missing one of my patented "Less go Knicks!" shout outs and I am thinking stuff about you that will make you blubber the way you did when Nenad Krstic put you over his knee and spanked you!

oohah



[Edited by - oohah on 28-10-2008 07:51 AM]

"THEME: Curry"

This is the last time I ever call you Eddy "Curry". You know why? Because I love curry. Curry is one of the bestest spices ever invented by man. I grew up eating curry and I still enjoy it periodically. But you have left a bad taste in the mouths of Knicks fans so to speak.

Indians and West Indians from all over the world should come to New York to give you a group ass-kicking for disrespecting their creation, the wonderful spice Curry!

I am now stripping you of the name Curry because you ****ed it up! I hereby rename you to a ***** spice, like Eddy Cilantro, or maybe you can't even be a spice Eddy Cabbage! I know that sucks but it is early and I am not rolling yet! But you aren't Eddy Cu-- anymore.

Now I can finally have my girl fix me some curried chicken, or have my Grandmother set me up with some curried goat without you ruining my meal with your horrendous play!

You got that "Eddy Chicken Liver"?

oohah


[Edited by - oohah on 28-10-2008 08:01 AM]

Posted by joec32033:

You are insulting that pig comparing it to Eddy. That pig is fit and trim.

Here is a better pic