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EnySpree
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1/15/2008  3:27 PM
Post jokes. Need something else to laugh at besides the Knicks.
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djsunyc
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1/15/2008  3:28 PM
where did the general put his armies?

in his sleevies...
Marv
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1/15/2008  3:31 PM
why did the man name his dog herpes?

cause it wouild'nt heel.
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1/15/2008  3:33 PM


(you did say post a joke.)

[Edited by - K22 on 2008-01-15 3:33 PM]
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1/15/2008  3:44 PM
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson.

bwaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
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martin
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1/15/2008  3:54 PM
Posted by Allanfan20:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson.

bwaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

dude tells a joke and laughs at his own.
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VDesai
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1/15/2008  3:56 PM
Jared Jeffries
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1/15/2008  3:59 PM
what kind of bees make milk? .......booooobeeeesss!!

hahaha, i crack myself up!
nyk4ever
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1/15/2008  4:01 PM
Guy loses his job, so he sits home every day chillen, not doing a whole lot.

He starts to notice that his dick is turning orange.

He figures, this isn't right and goes to the doctor.

The doc asks him if he's changed his diet or if he's starting a new workout regimen.. anything to try and get some more information.

Guy says "Well I recently lost my job so I just been at home eating cheetos and whackin off"
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EnySpree
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1/15/2008  4:09 PM
Its sunday at church. After service the alter boys usually hang by the doors to clean up . Once just about everyone has left they get ready for the next service.

An old man came walking slowly up to the door with crutches. He blessed himself with the holy water and threw down his crutches. The alter boy was stunned and didn't know what to do, but figure the priest would.

He ran to the back where the Priest was and told the Priest what had happened. The Priest said, "oh my God! Young man you have just witnessed a miricle! Quickly tell me where I can find this man so I can pray with him on this miraculous occation!" The alter boy says, "well, the old man is laying down on the floor next to the holy water....."

[Edited by - enyspree on 15-01-2008 4:12 PM]
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SupremeCommander
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1/15/2008  4:13 PM
Q: What did Kermit the frog say the day Jim Henson died?

A: Nothing.
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kam77
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1/15/2008  4:18 PM
Two men are walking down the road and see a dog licking its balls.

The first man says: "Gee, I wish I could do that."

The second man replies: "Shouldn't you pet him first?"
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
djsunyc
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1/15/2008  4:19 PM
there is no place for beastiality in this forum.
kam77
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1/15/2008  4:19 PM
What do you call an African American flying a plane?

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The pilot, you racist.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
EnySpree
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1/15/2008  4:23 PM
This guy was jogging at the beach one summer morning. He had to stop because he heard a lady crying and stopped to see where it was coming from.

He looks off into the sand and sees a lady lying on her beach blanket crying her eyes out. She had no arms or legs. He had to find out what was troubling her.

He stopped and asked her "Is everything ok miss?" She says, "I'm just feeling depressed because I haven't been kissed." The guy thought about it for a sec then went right ahead and kissed her. After that the lady still was upset and began to cry again. The guys like, "well what's the matter now?" She says I never been ****ed." The guy picks her up and immediately thows her in the ocean and said, "Now you're ****ed!!!!"
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1/15/2008  4:25 PM
Three nuns sitting on a park bench. Man walks over and flashes them. First nun has a stroke. Second nun has a stroke. Third couldn't reach.
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kam77
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1/15/2008  4:28 PM
Guy walks into a bar and orders five shots of whiskey. Barkeep pours them out and the guy drinks them down, one right after another. The barkeep says, "I gotta ask. Five shots of whiskey. Is this a special occasion?"

"Well," the man said, "today was my first blow job."

"Hey, fantastic!" the barkeep says. "Let me pour you another shot, on the house."

"No, that's o.k.," the man said. "If five shots won't kill the taste, nothing will."
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
nyk4ever
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1/15/2008  4:29 PM
LOL Kam, those are hilarious.
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EnySpree
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1/15/2008  4:30 PM
Posted by firefly:

Three nuns sitting on a park bench. Man walks over and flashes them. First nun has a stroke. Second nun has a stroke. Third couldn't reach.

Ah ha!

Now that's comedy.
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1/15/2008  4:48 PM
Posted by VDesai:

Jared Jeffries

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Oh man your hilarious

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