yo dudes it’s the NALOD 10,000 POSTS TRIBUTE THREAD!!!!!

And the tributes are pouring in. here’s just a small sample:

“That bastard nalod destroyed our son and forced him into a straightjacket faster than you can say “rvhoss.’” – mr. and mrs. Markowitz, bonn’s parents

“that motherf**er nalod forced this brother to move back to another planet.” – dido

“we’d like to present nalod with the 2007 man of the year award for his outstanding work in educating millions about prolapsed rectum syndrome.” – American proctology association

“just let me f**king catch that c**sucking s**t-ass motherf**ker nalod somewhere and I’ll f**king put a motherf**king special short bus up his motherf**king ass!!!!!!!!” – nate “the great” robinson


Oops. All right, moving on . . .

A little quiz to test your nalod knowledge. Haters will quickly pick up on the theme - lovers, who appear to be quite slow on the uptake, may never catch on.

1. How many bong hits did nalod take in his freshman year in college (this one submitted by his former college roommates, silas and mary)




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2. nalod keeps a voodoo doll of dolan stuck with pins prominently displayed in his living room. How many does he keep in his basement?



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3. When anucha was first contemplating suing isiah and was exactly $10,000 short of being able to hire a lawyer, how much did nalod contribute to her cause?




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4. nalod, who runs a tight ship at home, engages his family in a little activity called, “keeping track of daddy’s posts.” How is this game played?




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5. Nalod has threatened many times that he’s “had enough” with the dolan/thomas/mills regime and is quitting the knicks for good. Exactly how much more time is he giving them to turn things around?




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6. some call msg the “world’s most famous arena.” what does nalod call it?




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7. what does nalod’s favorite knick city dancer, who maintains her own website, say to nalod?




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good work. Now, for your last step, give it up for everybody’s favorite twisted sister, brother nalod!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo, Nalod rocks!!!

Marv is a mentally unstable repository, or something.

Nalod Nedyal Haisi Sllim Ahcuna, we salute you.

Oh my Gawd!!!!!

I feel so like special!

Thanks for the speacial party forum! ANd on opening nite don't cha know!

I wish I was not in a hurry as to do this effort justice but the 4 or so years posting here have made me a better knick fan! Living out of state the people here in ACC basketball country just don't understand just how "special" us knick fans are and why we even bother. They are right, but this is our "special" place and we gonna get this right one day.

Lovers and Haters we all are united in bringing forth a winning season and we all want the same thing.

by the way, wheres bonnie these days???? he should be here for this as half of the posts were with him!

Those days are gone and the robot jokes just all dried up. It was a good run and perhaps Zany days will be back one day!

Im looking forward to getting up there and doing a game with y'all! I don't know what would be more fun, going to a game or seeing it on a big screen and all yelling at each other?

Marv, thanks man!

Lets do this right

Nalods nite, tonite Im the.......

Bonnies spanking the Puppy in anticipation of my celebration!

I wish somebody would mine the archive and find the Gay Robot Threads.

you know, Im taking this big...

some see the people, some will see the rock......

count down:

three....

10k!!!!!!!