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GodSaveTheKnicks
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10/25/2007  2:46 PM
1. Comic Relief
2. Showing other players how to get by one a few good games every few years
Let's try to elevate the level of discourse in this byeetch. Please
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10/25/2007  2:57 PM
3. sitting on the opposite eddy curry to keep the plane from flying around in circles?
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10/25/2007  3:31 PM
4. jerome james sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled basketball ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, jerome flagrant fouled the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
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10/25/2007  3:31 PM
5. jerome james built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, jerome met all three bullets with his stomach, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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10/25/2007  3:31 PM
6. jerome james recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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10/25/2007  3:32 PM
7. when jerome james' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, jerome said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a flagrant foul to the head and said, "Never question jerome james."
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10/25/2007  3:32 PM
8. jerome james went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. jerome james yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
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10/25/2007  3:32 PM
9. jerome james does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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10/25/2007  3:33 PM
10. jerome james’ penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
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10/25/2007  3:34 PM
All you guys hating on Jerome James are really Celtic fans in disguise. He is our future, you haters!
I just hope that people will like me
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10/25/2007  3:40 PM
11. Jerome James helps keep those pesky, young, up & coming, players from plaguing our team.
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10/25/2007  3:41 PM
Careful Marv. You are 2 seconds away from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Marv
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10/25/2007  3:42 PM
Posted by Andrew:

Careful Marv. You are 2 seconds away from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

jerome and chuck in a steel cage - who walks out alive?
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10/25/2007  3:48 PM
Posted by Marv:
Posted by Andrew:

Careful Marv. You are 2 seconds away from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

jerome and chuck in a steel cage - who walks out alive?

that cage is toast!
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10/25/2007  3:53 PM
#1 way he contributes--he eats all the food at the post game spreads so Eddie Curry doesn't gain weight and stays in shape.
fishmike 9/27/2024 11:00 PM Ug I hate this. The idea of Towns is great until you see what a pussy he is. Jules is a dog. DD was a flamethrower locked up cheap for 3 more years. First Leon move I hate
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10/25/2007  3:57 PM
Posted by Masterplan:

3. sitting on the opposite eddy curry to keep the plane from flying around in circles?

hahahaha that is hilarious
Nixluva is posting triangle screen grabs, even when nobody asks - Fishmike. LOL So are we going to reference that thread like the bible now? "The thread of Wroten Page 14 post 9" - EnySpree
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10/25/2007  3:57 PM
Posted by Marv:

4. jerome james sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled basketball ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, jerome flagrant fouled the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

Marv. I love you, man.
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10/25/2007  3:58 PM
i think he'll be contributing on his knees a whole lot more than on his feet.
Nixluva is posting triangle screen grabs, even when nobody asks - Fishmike. LOL So are we going to reference that thread like the bible now? "The thread of Wroten Page 14 post 9" - EnySpree
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10/25/2007  4:26 PM
he could hide nate in his stomach to save on airfare when the team travels....
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10/25/2007  4:42 PM
Posted by Panos:

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Marv. I love you, man.

it's ALL about the love, bro

[Edited by - marv on 10-25-2007 4:42 PM]
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