What are some unwritten man rules?

What's the new badass vehicle on the road?

Who do you want to beat the **** out of?

How much can you bench? Deadlift? Curl? Squat? How man push ups can you do?

Would you "do" her?

Ali vs. Bruce lee in a back alley, no cameras, bare knuckles on some "what you said about my mother?" ****. Who would win?

Anything man related and off-topic.

I'll even start a man rule list.

MAN RULES:
1. Don't talk a lot...unless you can back it up!

2. No **** blockin your buds.

3. Must be self-sufficient.

4. No fruity licquor drinks.

5. Must be confident enough to bag even the hottest/ugliest girl in the room.

6. Must be able to accomplish athletic feats when called upon to.

7. "No women no kids" - Leon's rules for killing people.

8. Don't take **** from anyone.

9. Always fight someone "your own size".....or bigger. (unless you have to)

10. If she looks young, she probably is so don't entertain them. (if she is that fine, don't leave any DNA!)

11. No Justin timberlake, usher or any other heart throb is to be played on purpose unless within the company of a female. (its ok to own I guess as long the rule is followed)

12. handshakes between men should be firm. Not like you are trying to crush a rock and not like you have a dead hand either. Somewhere in between if fine.

13. Eye contact between men is a no go unless you want a kiss. If you mean no harm just give the head nod and keep it moving.

14. No "sagging"! Anyone out of high school should be shot in the face if caught doing this.





[Edited by - enyspree on 09-09-2007 11:02 PM]

[Edited by - enyspree on 10-09-2007 3:08 PM]

[Edited by - enyspree on 10-09-2007 3:21 PM]

[Edited by - enyspree on 12-09-2007 5:42 PM]

MAN RULES:
1. Don't talk too much...

Posted by arkrud:

MAN RULES:
1. Don't talk too much...

I second that one.

Guys that talk **** about everything are idiots.

We got our first Uk man rule.

Posted by arkrud:

MAN RULES:
1. Don't talk too much...

... unless you can back it up.

Posted by highfivesucka:

Ali would win, Bruce Lee said so himself. something about ali having fists the size of dinner plates. although both men were pioneers in breaking the mold of traditional, rigid fighting styles in their day.

Bruce was about as perfect as you can be physically. He used to train everyday like a maniac.

Still we physically saw Ali go through wars against monsters of men. He won some and lost some. We never saw bruce do that.

Also with weight differnce, Ali should knock the **** out of Bruce. Then again can Ali catch Bruce. By the way, we never saw Ali kick or either man grapple.

Its a great debate though.

Bruce Lee would destroy Ali in a fight. Eny, the weight difference would do nothing. Bruce Lee was tough as a coffin nail and strong as fuk too. Here is some of the stuff Bruce Lee could do:

* Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.
* Lee could spring a 235lb opponent 15 feet away with a 1 inch punch.
* Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24fps, so many scenes were shot in 32fps to put Lee in slow motion. Normally martial arts films are sped up.
* In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.
* Lee could perform push ups using only his thumbs
* Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.
* Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.
* Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger
* Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.
* From a standing position, Lee could hold a 125lb barbell straight out.
* Lee could break wooden boards six inches thick.
* Lee performed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-pound punching bag
* Lee could cause a 300-lb bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.
* In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontal midair.
* Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened steel cans of Coca-Cola, at a time before cans were made of the softer aluminum metal.
* Lee would use one finger to leave dramatic indentations on pine wood.

Would you "do" her?



Well we all know isiah would.

To answer the question? Yes, with the lights on.

4.) No fruity licquor drinks.

does a slippery nipple constitute as a fruity drink?

How bout if a girl even gives you the slightest hunch that she might be under age, don't even look!

I hate it when grown men tell me "yo look at that ass" and I turn around to see an obvious 12 year old girls dragging her book bag on wheels and a fresh issue of teen beat in her hand.

If you are a grown ass man, only check out grown ass women. Leave those little girls alone.

Posted by Silverfuel:

^agreed

is this a politically correct "agreed", or a real man's "agreed"?