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RemBee76
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5/8/2007  10:57 AM
There is some downright hilarious stuff written on this board, with much of the comic efforts directed toward our favorite and most deserving punching bag, Eddy Curry.

So rather than let these golden nuggets of merriment slip by unnoticed, we thought we should start a thread that bestows one author per day with an award:

Called the This Curry Not For Human Consumption Award (or TCNFHCA for short), anyone is free to nominate a poster for their efforts.

Some Rules:

1. The post must be within the last week, no diggin back to your favorites from a year ago, even if the fatso was an easier target then.
2. You can't make something up off the top of your head and nominate yourself, you have to nominate a fellow poster (though feel free to plant nuggets in other threads, they will surely be picked up)
3. Include the author’s name and link to the relevant thread so we can review the gut-busting comment in all of its Curry-bashing context.
4. Amusing graphics (such as Curry's face photoshopped to a grossly obese person) are allowed (and are, in fact, encouraged) but there can only be one new winner per day so we urge you to bring your own twist to the oeuvre.

Happy hunting, and we hope you enjoy the Curry’s Fat jokes as much as we do.
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RemBee76
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5/8/2007  10:58 AM
Ready to play? We’ll start things off with our nomination for yesterday’s prize…

franco12

http://www.ultimateknicks.com/forum/topic.asp?t=21445
And no one player dominates the ball on offense like Curry does except possibly Duncan.
And Curry ain't Duncan.
Dunkin Donoughts yes, Tim Duncan NO!

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5/8/2007  11:03 AM
this is like going from eating grey poupon to french's mustard...
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5/8/2007  11:06 AM
Posted by djsunyc:

this is like going from eating grey poupon to french's mustard...

Give an example of the Grey Poupon-like post if you dont mind?
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5/8/2007  11:07 AM
Posted by RemBee76:


3. Include the author’s name and link to the relevant thread so we can review the gut-busting comment in all of its Curry-bashing context.

Are puns allowed?
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5/8/2007  11:14 AM
Good one, Blueseats.

A possible nomination for today.
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5/8/2007  11:24 AM
this is like going from reading the wall street journal to reading mad magazine...
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5/8/2007  11:28 AM
This thread for nominations only.

Please confine all other comments to a separate thread.

Thank You.
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5/8/2007  11:45 AM
Rembee making a strong push for that Most Priggish Poster award.
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5/8/2007  11:49 AM
See my post above.

If you feel this post violates the customarily staid and dignified decorum of the message board, please make that remark on a different thread.

Thank You.
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5/8/2007  11:59 AM
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5/8/2007  12:22 PM
Why are some fans so distraught over Curry bashing to the point they have to do idiotic things like this?
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5/8/2007  12:27 PM
here's one.

eddy curry walks into a diner. he's feeling real real hungry.

he picks up a copy of the ny times before ordering. he sees a headline that reads,"ny times knick forum closes due to priggish passive-aggressive posters taking so many dumps in their sandbox they turned it into a ltterbox: trollers now seeking attention on alternate knick boards."

eddy finds this so distasteful that he leaves the diner without eating, thus aiding in his off-season quest to slim down.
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5/8/2007  1:06 PM
Posted by Nalod:


^ LOLOL. Where ever did you find that?

[Edited by - Solace on May 08 2007 1:06 PM]
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5/8/2007  4:03 PM
this is kinda gay.
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5/8/2007  4:18 PM
Posted by Marv:

here's one.

eddy curry walks into a diner. he's feeling real real hungry.

he picks up a copy of the ny times before ordering. he sees a headline that reads,"ny times knick forum closes due to priggish passive-aggressive posters taking so many dumps in their sandbox they turned it into a ltterbox: trollers now seeking attention on alternate knick boards."

eddy finds this so distasteful that he leaves the diner without eating, thus aiding in his off-season quest to slim down.

Nice hostility doc. Keep it above the belt. Trolling is as trolling does.

lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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5/8/2007  5:06 PM
I don't know, Kam, the folks on this board take themselves way too seriously when what are they doing...posting on a Knicks chat site, and most of them not even in a reasonably articulate way.

To take djsunyc's cue...It’s like the difference between William F. Buckley and a Redneck. They may both hold similar views which I disagree with, but you can at least carry on a simple conversation about those disagreements with Buckley.

The Redneck can go F himself.

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5/8/2007  5:18 PM
Posted by kam77:
Posted by Marv:

here's one.

eddy curry walks into a diner. he's feeling real real hungry.

he picks up a copy of the ny times before ordering. he sees a headline that reads,"ny times knick forum closes due to priggish passive-aggressive posters taking so many dumps in their sandbox they turned it into a ltterbox: trollers now seeking attention on alternate knick boards."

eddy finds this so distasteful that he leaves the diner without eating, thus aiding in his off-season quest to slim down.

Nice hostility doc. Keep it above the belt. Trolling is as trolling does.

that's not above the belt? I thiught it was a pretty direct clean shot. you have another idea of what this thread is for if not trolling?
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5/8/2007  5:23 PM
Bash Rem and me all you want. I didn't appreciate the shot at the Times forum. That place was awesome and you're completely speaking out of your ...lack of information.
lol @ being BANNED by Martin since 11/07/10 (for asking if Mr. Earl had a point). Really, Martin? C'mon. This is the internet. I've seen much worse on this site. By Earl himself. Drop the hypocrisy.
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5/8/2007  5:27 PM
Posted by Marv:
you have another idea of what this thread is for if not trolling?

What do you want it to be, Marvelous?

Is it satirizing the UK posters proclivity for taking cheap shots at Curry at any opportunity (all above the belt, of course)...

Or is it an opportunity to collect some of the classic and amusing jokes that have been made at his expense?

You wanted it to be trolling, Marv, so you took it there.

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