Great. Another pointless trade Melo thread.
1) We can't win with Melo, even when we did, we didn't. I really hate Melo.
2) But his value is so high right now, other teams will give us their 1st born, best players and build us new buildings for him. Interesting how that works, huh?
3) I really just hate Melo.
4) I really like KP. Alot. He's not Melo. Even when he's playing bad, he's better than watching Melo play great. I'd really pay extra money for KP to play his position and Melo's [at the same time], if we could just get rid of Melo. Yeah, 4 on 5 wouldn't be all that bad if I didn't have to see Melo.
5) I'm really just frustrated because I haven't been able to cut and paste "no defense, inefficient chucker" in a while.
6) I'm glad Melo's a good teammate, because he should be a great teammate somewhere else. I really hate Melo.
7) Phil kept Melo and gave him a NTC. That just has to be Dolan, Satan, CAA and Phil's secret evil Zen. Plus Melo is just a team cancer. Oh wait...
8) Our guardplay really sucks, but that's because Melo is still here. Damn you, Phil Jackson!
9) I really truly believe in my heart that although Melo wanted and received a NTC on a 5 year contract, he was just really kidding, because he knows how much I hate him.
10) I'm really just concerned about Melo's legacy. I like him so much, I want him to actually win chips somewhere else. Yeah, that's it, secretly I love Melo...