Kaminsky is the only player in the draft who's wingspan (also known as a 'wongspan' in central Connecticut) is less than his height. According to taxonomy, he is categorically classsified as a -- wait for it-- giraffe.

Is it a coincidence they do not measure neck length at the combine? Makes it easy for giraffes to sneak into the NBA while no one is looking.

Clearly, he has the longest neck at the combine. Giraffes have the longest necks of any mammal. Coincidence? I think not. How long will this clever ruse continue? The jig is nearly up.

The internet is on to this giraffe's scheme.

Just google "Frank Kaminsky Giraffe" and the hits start coming in.

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/an-illustrated-recap-of-the-2015-mens-ncaa-tournament-final -- In stunning imagery, Kaminsky turns into a giraffe before our very eyes. You might say -- Ewing, that was drawn by a 4 year old. I say, yeah, but he saw what he saw.

http://m.thecabin.net/news/2015-04-11/mccollums-column-basketball-giraffe-simile-and-vowels-spice-these-citations#gsc.tab=0 -- Bystanders are prompted to tweet that he is coordinated -- not like a badger or a horse... but like a baby giraffe!! Is it our collective subconscious that is telling us that he is in fact a giraffe? Or is he just a giraffe?

Can the internet be wrong? Is that even possible?

But let's be straight here...who wants a giraffe as a stretch power forward?

Not me. No. My clubhouse has a sign and it says "No giraffes allowed".

[DISCLAIMER: NO GIRAFFES WERE HURT DURING THE FILMING OF THIS EDITORIAL. ALSO, I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND ANY GIRAFFES OUT THERE]