Posted by BasketballJones:

This poll is biased. You left off my choice:

Isiah gets a commendation for his excellent management and people skills AND
Isiah gets an extension as GM / Head coach for Life AND
Isiah's secretary's name is legally changed to "Bitch" so he can say "Bitch, get my coffee" without fear of legal reprisal AND
Marbury is named Knicks point guard / preacher for life

That is the most likely outcome, IMO.



[Edited by - basketballjones on 09-23-2007 22:22]

Good take!!!!!

We also forgot the for entertainment, msg can use some new entertainment programing that they can sydicate for national consumption like:

"Porgy and Bess" starring Isiah and Anucha! After a successful run they can once again be joined by a rendition of "The color purple" but instead there is a new twist, Isiah plays Celie and Anucha is "Mista"!

Under development is a Rock Opera of Norbit! A more serious take of the classic comedy depicts Norbit as a "crusah-fied" savior in the making over powered by his dominatrix "anucha"!
There won't be a dry eye with Isiahs singing "What, no love for me today?"
Think "Jesus Christ Superstar" Meets "Tommy"!

"Marbury on Ice", a musical tribute aimed to "Youthier" audiances! In the "Disney tradition" of family values entertainment he sings hearwarming renditions of "Youthier, Gifted and Black", "dancing closer to the light", and the hit single "I can see the spit in your mouth! Special duet with Lil Kim of the Sonny and Cher classic "I got you Ho!"

A special tribute to the Rangers Skate girls is also planned!

Circ De Solai can also do a theme of MSG with a euro tribute blending in Song and dance with dazzling pole dancing in the theme of the famed broadway show "Caboret" called "Schvatz B!tch!" A modern tale set in 1930's Germany where Goebels propoganda machine prounounces the worlds most famous arena as a wonderful place but the deep dark underworld of Isiah is eventually exposed. The cruel firing of Chaney, the bumbling hiring and firing of Lenny, the lonely puppet of Herb Williams, and the volitle false savior of Larry! Set to Rythmic Classic Techno Kraftwork never sounded so good!!!!

All plans for "its a wonderful life" has been postponed!

Also shelved is "death of a salesman" starring Larry brown, A K9 version of "Equis" starring QWoods, and Marbury's Gospel hour.





[Edited by - nalod on 24-09-2007 09:31 AM]

I went for the Marbury talk show, bou wouldn't that be good t.v.

I thought Marbury was supposed to be getting a show on MSG? Did I read that or am I making that up?

Stephon had an amazing talk show on MSG where he showcased his brilliant mind in interviews with Kobe Bryant, and somebody else. Maybe Michael Vick. He would talk about how great he is, relate to the athlete and I dont know what else because it was painful to watch. Maybe he should have done the yeyyo with the guest and then talked.

If I ran his show Id make him take acid and do a love-in/sports talk show. And cut in Phil Rizzuto clips reacting to things Stephon says.

Bip's LIGHTER has a way of making him more entertaining too. Or maybe...